Âèëüÿì Øåêñïèð

 Óêðîùåíèå ñòðîïòèâîé

 
 
 
     Ïåðåâîä À. È. Êóðîøåâîé
 

ÄÅÉÑÒÂÓÞÙÈÅ ËÈÖÀ

 
 
     Ëîðä.
     Êðèñòîôåð Ñëàé, ìåäíèê.
 
     Òðàêòèðùèöà, Ïàæ, àêòåðû, |
                               } ëèöà èç Ïðîëîãà.
     îõîòíèêè è ñëóãè          |
 
     Áàïòèñòà, áîãàòûé äâîðÿíèí èç Ïàäóè.
     Âèí÷åíöüî, ñòàðûé äâîðÿíèí èç Ïèçû.
     Ëþ÷åíöüî, ñûí Âèí÷åíöüî, âëþáëåííûé â Áüÿíêó.
     Ïåòðó÷÷î, äâîðÿíèí èç Âåðîíû, æåíèõ Êàòàðèíû.
 
     Ãðåìüî    |
               } æåíèõè Áüàíêè.
     Ãîðòåíçüî |
 
     Òðàíüî    |
               } ñëóãè Ëþ÷åíöüî.
     Áüîíäåëëî |
 
     Ãðóìüî   |
     Êåðòèñ   |
     Íåòåíüåë |
     Äæîçåô   } ñëóãè Ïåòðó÷÷î.
     Íèêëàñ   |
     Ôèëèïï   |
     Ïèòåð    |
 
     Ïåäàíò {1}
 
     Êàòàðèíà |
              } äî÷åðè Áàïòèñòû.
     Áüÿíêà   |
 
     Âäîâà.
     Ïîðòíîé, Ãàëàíòåðåéùèê, ñëóãè Áàïòèñòû è Ïåòðó÷÷î.
 
              Ìåñòî äåéñòâèÿ: Ïàäóÿ è çàãîðîäíûé äîì Ïåòðó÷÷î.
 

ÏÐÎËÎÃ

 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 1

 
 

ÏÅÐÅÄ ÒÐÀÊÒÈÐÎÌ Â ÏÓÑÒÛÍÍÎÉ ÌÅÑÒÍÎÑÒÈ.

 
 
                         Âõîäÿò Òðàêòèðùèöà è Ñëàé.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Ïëåâàòü ÿ õîòåë íà òåáÿ, åé-áîãó.
 
                                Òðàêòèðùèöà
 
     Ïàðó áû êîëîäîê òåáå, øàðîìûæíèêó!
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Äðÿíü òû ýòàêàÿ! Ñëàè íå øàðîìûæíèêè; çàãëÿíè-êà â õðîíèêè: ìû ïðèøëè ñ
Ðè÷àðäîì Çàâîåâàòåëåì. {2} Ïîñåìó, paucas palabris; {3} ïóñòü âñå èäåò ñâîèì
÷åðåäîì! Sessa! {4}
 
                                Òðàêòèðùèöà
 
     Òàê òû íå çàïëàòèøü çà ðàçáèòûå ñòàêàíû?
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Íåò, íè ãðîøà. Ïðîõîäè, Èåðîíèìî, ëîæèñü â õîëîäíóþ ïîñòåëü, îòîãðåéñÿ.
{5}
 
                                Òðàêòèðùèöà
 
     Òîãäà  ÿ  çíàþ,  ÷òî  ìíå íàäî ñäåëàòü: ïîéäó ïðèâåäó ãîðîäñêóþ ñòðàæó.
(Óõîäèò.)
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Õîòü  ãîðîäñêóþ,  õîòü  ïðèãîðîäíóþ,  õîòü çàãîðîäíóþ ñòðàæó, - ÿ ñóìåþ
îòâåòèòü  ïî  çàêîíó: íè íà øàã ñ ìåñòà íå ñäâèíóñü. Ïóñêàé ñåáå ïðèõîäèò íà
çäîðîâüå. (Ëîæèòñÿ íà çåìëþ è çàñûïàåò.)
 
                                Çâó÷àò ðîãà.
 
                    Âõîäèò Ëîðä ñ îõîòíèêàìè è ñëóãàìè.
 
                            Ëîðä (1-ìó Îõîòíèêó)
 
                    Î ïñàõ òû õîðîøåíüêî ïîçàáîòüñÿ;
                    Âåñåëü÷àêà ñïóñòè, - óñòàë áåäíÿãà;
                    Ñ ëåãàâûì Ðåçâîãî ñîñâîðü, ñ áàñèñòûì.
                    À âèäåë òû, êàê Ñåðåáðî íàïàë
                    Â óãëó çàãîíà íà îñòûâøèé ñëåä?
                    Íå îòäàë áû ÿ ïñà çà äâàäöàòü ôóíòîâ.
 
                                1-é Îõîòíèê
 
                    Íè÷åì íå õóæå è Çâîíàðü, ìèëîðä:
                    Îí ëàÿë ïî óòåðÿííîìó ñëåäó
                    È äâàæäû ñëåä ÷óòü âèäíûé íàõîäèë.
                    Ïîâåðüòå, ýòî - ëó÷øàÿ ñîáàêà.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Òû ãëóï! Áóäü Ýõî ñòîëü æå ðåçâ, êàê òîò,
                    Îí äþæèíû áû ñòîèë ïñîâ ïîäîáíûõ.
                    Íî íàêîðìè èõ, ïðèñìîòðè çà âñåìè:
                    ß ïðîäîëæàòü õî÷ó îõîòó çàâòðà.
 
                                1-é Îõîòíèê
 
                    Èñïîëíþ âñå, ìèëîðä.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    ×òî ýòî? Ìåðòâûé, ïüÿíûé? Äûøèò îí?
 
                                2-é Îõîòíèê
 
                    Îí äûøèò. Åñëè á íå ñîãðåëñÿ ïèâîì,
                    Òàê êðåïêî áû íå ñïàë íà õîëîäó.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Î ãíóñíûé ñêîò! Âàëÿåòñÿ, êàê áîðîâ!
                    Êàê îòâðàòèòåëüíî ïîäîáüå ñìåðòè!
                    ß ïîäøóòèòü íàä ïüÿíèöåé õî÷ó.
                    ×òî, åñëè ïîëîæèòü åãî â ïîñòåëü,
                     áåëüå òîí÷àéøåì, ñ ïåðñòíÿìè íà ïàëüöàõ,
                    À ó êðîâàòè ñòîë íàêðûòü ðîñêîøíî
                    È ñëóã ïîñòàâèòü âîçëå? Íå óçíàåò,
                    Ïðîñíóâøèñü, íèùèé ñàìîãî ñåáÿ.
 
                                1-é Îõîòíèê
 
                    Ïîâåðüòå ìíå, ìèëîðä, îí íåâìåíÿåì.
 
                                2-é Îõîòíèê
 
                    Ïðîñíóâøèñü, òî-òî áóäåò ïîðàæåí!
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Êàê ñíîì ÷àðóþùèì, ìå÷òîé îáìàííîé.
                    Âîçüìèòå æå åãî è âñå óñòðîéòå:
                    Ñíåñèòå â ëó÷øèé èç ìîèõ ïîêîåâ,
                    Ðàçâåñüòå òàì íåñêðîìíûå êàðòèíû;
                    Áàøêó åìó âîäîé äóøèñòîé âûìûâ,
                    Çàæãèòå áëàãîâîííûå êóðåíüÿ;
                    À ëèøü ïðîñíåòñÿ îí, ïóñêàé íåáåñíîé
                    È ñëàäêîé ìóçûêè ïðîëüþòñÿ çâóêè.
                    Åäâà çàãîâîðèò îí, âû òîò÷àñ,
                    Ñ íèæàéøèì è ïî÷òèòåëüíûì ïîêëîíîì,
                    Ñïðîñèòå: "×òî ïðèêàæåò âàøà ìèëîñòü?"
                    Îäèí ïóñòü òàç ñåðåáðÿíûé ïîäàñò,
                    Âîäîþ ðîçîâîé ñ öâåòàìè ïîëíûé,
                    Äðóãîé - êóâøèí, à òðåòèé - ïîëîòåíöå,
                    Ñ ñëîâàìè: "Íå óãîäíî ëü âûìûòü ðóêè?"
                    Òîò, ïëàòüÿ äîðîãèå ïðèãîòîâèâ,
                    Ïóñòü ñïðîñèò, ÷òî íàäåòü æåëàåò îí,
                    Èëü ðå÷ü î ïñàõ, î êîíÿõ çàâåäåò,
                    Î ëåäè, õâîðîñòüþ åãî óáèòîé;
                    Î òîì, ÷òî ñ íèì ïðèïàäîê áûë áåçóìüÿ;
                    À åñëè íàçîâåò ñåáÿ, ñêàæèòå,
                    ×òî ýòî áðåä, ÷òî îí - âåëüìîæíûé ëîðä.
                    Âñå ýòî âû ïðîäåëàéòå, ðåáÿòà:
                    Îòëè÷íàÿ ïîëó÷èòñÿ çàáàâà,
                    Íî òîëüêî íàäî ìåðó ñîáëþäàòü.
 
                                1-é Îõîòíèê
 
                    Ìèëîðä, ðó÷àþñü, ðîëè ìû ñûãðàåì
                    Ñ òàêèì óñåðäüåì, ÷òî ñåáÿ ñî÷òåò îí
                    Òåì, çà êîãî ìû âûäàäèì åãî.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Òèõîíüêî âçÿòü åãî è ñíåñòü â ïîñòåëü;
                    À ëèøü ïðîñíåòñÿ, êàæäûé - çà ðàáîòó.
 
                         Óíîñÿò Ñëàÿ. Çâó÷èò òðóáà.
 
                    Ïîäè óçíàé, ÷òî çà òðóáà çâó÷èò.
 
                               Óõîäèò Ñëóãà.
 
                    Áûòü ìîæåò, áëàãîðîäíûé äâîðÿíèí
                    Êàêîé-íèáóäü â ïóòè íî÷ëåãà èùåò.
 
                               Âõîäèò Ñëóãà,
 
                    Íó ÷òî? Êòî òàì?
 
                                   Ñëóãà
 
                                     Àêòåðû, âàøà ìèëîñòü.
                    Ñâîè óñëóãè ïðåäëàãàþò âàì.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Âåëè âîéòè.
 
                               Âõîäÿò àêòåðû.
 
                                 Íó, çäðàâñòâóéòå, äðóçüÿ.
 
                                 1-é Àêòåð
 
                    Áëàãîäàðèì ìèëîðäà.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Õîòèòå íà íî÷ü ó ìåíÿ îñòàòüñÿ?
 
                                 2-é Àêòåð
 
                    Òîãäà, ìèëîðä, âàì óñëóæèòü ïîçâîëüòå.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Îò âñåé äóøè. - Âîò ýòîãî ÿ ïîìíþ:
                    Îí ñûíà ôåðìåðà èãðàë îäíàæäû. -
                    Çà ëåäè âû óõàæèâàëè ñëàâíî;
                    Çàáûë, êàê çâàëè âàñ, íî ðîëü áûëà
                    È ïîíÿòà è ñûãðàíà êàê äîëæíî.
 
                                 1-é Àêòåð
 
                    Òî áûë, íàâåðíî, Ñîòî, {6} âàøà ÷åñòü.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Äîëæíî áûòü, òàê; èãðàë òû ïðåâîñõîäíî. -
                    Íó-ñ, ëàäíî, âû ÿâèëèñü î÷åíü êñòàòè;
                    Òåì áîëåå, ÷òî øóòêó ÿ çàòåÿë,
                    È âàøå ðåìåñëî â íåé ïðèãîäèòñÿ.
                    Âàñ áóäåò ñëóøàòü íûí÷å íåêèé ëîðä.
                    Íî â âàøåé âûäåðæêå ÿ íå óâåðåí:
                    Áîþñü, ÷òîá ñòðàííûå åãî ïîâàäêè, -
                    Ëîðä íèêîãäà íå âèäåë ïðåäñòàâëåíèé, -
                    Íå âûçâàëè â âàñ ñìåõà, ÷åì åãî
                    Îáèäåëè áû âû; ïðåäóïðåæäàþ -
                    Óëûáêà âàøà ïðîãíåâèò åãî.
 
                                 1-é Àêòåð
 
                    Ìèëîðä, íå áîéòåñü; ìû ñäåðæàòüñÿ ìîæåì,
                    Áóäü îí ÷óäàê, êàêèõ íå âèäåë ñâåò.
 
                                Ëîðä (Ñëóãå)
 
                    Ñòóïàé è ïðîâîäè èõ äî áóôåòíîé;
                    Èõ ùåäðî è ðàäóøíî óãîñòè.
                    Âñå ïðåäîñòàâüòå èì, ÷òî â äîìå åñòü.
 
                           Óõîäÿò Ñëóãà è àêòåðû,
 
                              (Äðóãîìó Ñëóãå)
                    Òû çà ïàæîì, Áàðòîëîìüþ, ñõîäè:
                    Ïóñòü îí ñêîðåé îäåíåòñÿ êàê ëåäè;
                    Òîãäà ñâåäè åãî ê ïüÿí÷óãå â ñïàëüíþ;
                    Çîâè "ìàäàì", îòâåøèâàé ïîêëîíû;
                    À îí, ÷òîá çàñëóæèòü ìîþ ëþáîâü.
                    Ñ òàêèì äîñòîèíñòâîì ñåáÿ ïóñòü äåðæèò,
                    Êàêîå îí ó áëàãîðîäíûõ ëåäè
                    Ïî îòíîøåíüþ ê èõ ñóïðóãàì âèäåë:
                    Ñ ó÷òèâîñòüþ ñìèðåííîé, êðîòêî, ñêðîìíî
                    Ïóñòü ñêàæåò: "×òî âàì ïðèêàçàòü óãîäíî?
                    ×åì ìîæåò âàì ïîêîðíàÿ ñóïðóãà
                    Óñåðäüå âûêàçàòü, ÿâèòü ëþáîâü?"
                    Òóò, íåæíî îáíèìàÿ, è öåëóÿ,
                    È ãîëîâó ñêëîíèâ ê íåìó íà ãðóäü,
                    Ïóñòü ñëåçû îí ïðîëüåò, êàê áû îò ñ÷àñòüÿ
                    Ïðè âèäå èñöåëåííîãî ñóïðóãà,
                    Óæå ñåìü ëåò ñ÷èòàâøåãî ñåáÿ
                    Êàêèì-òî æàëêèì è ïðîòèâíûì íèùèì;
                    À åñëè ìàëü÷èê íàø íå îäàðåí
                    Òàëàíòîì æåíñêèì ïëàêàòü ïî çàêàçó, -
                    Òàê ëóêîâèöà äåëó òóò ïîìîæåò:
                    Ïóñòü äåðæèò, çàâåðíóâ åå â ïëàòîê, -
                    È ñëåçû âûçîâåò îíà íåâîëüíî.
                    Ñî âñåé ïîñïåøíîñòüþ èñïîëíè ýòî;
                    À òàì äàëüíåéøèõ óêàçàíèé æäè.
 
                               Óõîäèò Ñëóãà.
 
                    Êîíå÷íî, ìàëü÷èê ñìîæåò ïåðåíÿòü
                    Ïîõîäêó, ãðàöèþ è ãîëîñ ëåäè.
                    Õîòåë áû çíàòü, êàê ïüÿíèöó ñóïðóãîì
                    Îí áóäåò çâàòü, êàê, ñäåðæèâàÿ ñìåõ,
                    Óõàæèâàòü çà íèùèì áóäóò ñëóãè.
                    ß èõ óéìó: ïðèñóòñòâèå ìîå
                    Èçëèøíþþ âåñåëîñòü èõ óìåðèò,
                    À òî ãðàíèöû ïåðåøëà á îíà.
 
                                  Óõîäÿò.
 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 2

 
 

ÑÏÀËÜÍß Â ÄÎÌÅ ËÎÐÄÀ.

 
 
Âõîäÿò, íàâåðõó, Ñëàé ñî ñëóãàìè - èç íèõ êòî ñ ïëàòüåì, êòî ñ òàçîì, êòî ñ
       êóâøèíîì è äðóãèìè ïðèíàäëåæíîñòÿìè, è Ëîðä, îäåòûé êàê ñëóãà.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Ðàäè áîãà, êðóæêó ëåãêîãî ïèâà!
 
                                 1-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Íå âûïüåòå ëè õåðåñó, ìèëîðä?
 
                                 2-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Âàðåíüÿ íå óãîäíî ëü âàøåé ÷åñòè?
 
                                 3-é Ñëóãà
 
                    ×òî âàì íàäåòü óãîäíî, âàøà ìèëîñòü?
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
 
     ß  -  Êðèñòîôåð Ñëàé; íå çîâèòå ìåíÿ íè ìèëîñòüþ, íè ÷åñòüþ; ÿ îòðîäÿñü
íå  ïèâàë  õåðåñó;  è  åñëè  õîòèòå  äàòü  ìíå âàðåíüÿ, òàê äàéòå âàðåíüÿ èç
ãîâÿäèíû.  Íå  ñïðàøèâàéòå,  ÷òî  ÿ  íàäåíó,  ïîòîìó  ÷òî  ó ìåíÿ ñòîëüêî æå
êàìçîëîâ,  ñêîëüêî  ñïèí,  ñòîëüêî  ÷óëîê,  ñêîëüêî íîã, è ñòîëüêî áàøìàêîâ,
ñêîëüêî  ñòóïíåé;  à  èíîãäà  äàæå  áîëüøå  ñòóïíåé, ÷åì áàøìàêîâ, èëè òàêèå
áàøìàêè, ÷òî ïàëüöû òîð÷àò èç ïåðåäêîâ.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Áîã äà èçáàâèò âàñ îò ýòèõ áðåäíåé!
                    Êàê ìîæåò ñòîëü âëàäåòåëüíûé âåëüìîæà,
                    Ñòîëü ðîäîâèòûé è âûñîêî÷òèìûé
                    Áûòü îäåðæèì òàêîé ïîñòûäíîé áëàæüþ!
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Âû  ÷òî æå, ñ óìà ìåíÿ õîòèòå ñâåñòè? Ðàçâå ÿ íå Êðèñòîôåð Ñëàé, íå ñûí
ñòàðèêà Ñëàÿ èç Áåðòîí-Õèòà, ïî ðîæäåíèþ - íå ðàçíîñ÷èê, ïî îáðàçîâàíèþ - íå
÷åñàëüùèê,  ïî  ïðåâðàòíîñòÿì  ñóäüáû  - íå ìåäâåæèé âîæàê, à ïî òåïåðåøíåìó
ðåìåñëó  -  íå  ìåäíèê?  Ñïðîñèòå-êà  Ìåðüåí  Õåêêåò, òîëñòóþ òðàêòèðùèöó èç
Óèíêîòà,  çíàåò  ëè  îíà  ìåíÿ;  åñëè îíà ñêàæåò, ÷òî çà ìíîé íå ÷èñëèòñÿ ïî
ñ÷åòó  ÷åòûðíàäöàòü  ïåíñîâ  äîëãó  çà ñâåòëîå ïèâî, ñ÷èòàéòå ìåíÿ çà ñàìîãî
ëæèâîãî  íåãîäÿÿ  âî  âñåì õðèñòèàíñêîì ìèðå. Êàêîâî! ß âåäü åùå íå ñïÿòèë ñ
óìà; âîò...
 
                                 1-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Âîò ïî÷åìó ñóïðóãà âàøà ïëà÷åò!
 
                                 2-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Âîò ïî÷åìó òîñêóþò âàøè ñëóãè!
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Ðîäíûå âàñ çà ýòî èçáåãàþò:
                    Èõ âñåõ áåçóìüåì îòòîëêíóëè âû.
                    Î âñïîìíè, ëîðä, ñâîå ïðîèñõîæäåíüå!
                    Âåðíè áûëûå äóìû èç èçãíàíüÿ,
                    À ýòè íèçìåííûå ñíû ãîíè.
                    Ñìîòðè, êàê ñëóãè ó òåáÿ óñåðäíû, -
                    Æäóò ëèøü êèâêà, ÷òîá óñëóæèòü òåáå.
                    Æåëàåøü ìóçûêè? ×ó! Ôåá èãðàåò.
 
                                  Ìóçûêà.
 
                    È â êëåòêàõ äâàäöàòü ñîëîâüåâ ïîþò.
                    Æåëàåøü ñïàòü? Â ïîñòåëü òåáÿ óëîæèì,
                    Êîòîðàÿ è ìÿã÷å è íåæíåé,
                    ×åì ëîæå ïûøíîå Ñåìèðàìèäû.
                    Ïîéäåøü ãóëÿòü? Öâåòàìè ïóòü óñûïëåì.
                    Êàòàòüñÿ õî÷åøü? Ïîäâåäåì êîíåé;
                    Âñÿ â æåì÷óãàõ è â çîëîòå èõ ñáðóÿ.
                    Îõîòó ëþáèøü? Ñîêîë òâîé âçëåòèò
                    Ïðåâûøå æàâîðîíêà; ïñû çàñòàâÿò
                    Íåáåñíûé ñâîä íà ëàé èõ îòîçâàòüñÿ
                    È ýõî âûçîâóò èç íåäð çåìíûõ.
 
                                 1-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Òðàâèòü ëè õî÷åøü òû? Òâîè áîðçûå
                    Áûñòðåé îëåíåé è ðåçâåé êîñóëü.
 
                                 2-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Êàðòèíû ëþáèøü? Ïðèíåñåì òàêóþ,
                    Ãäå ó ðó÷üÿ èçîáðàæåí Àäîíèñ
                    È Öèòåðåÿ, ñêðûòàÿ â îñîêå,
                    ×òî ñëîâíî ãíåòñÿ îò åå äûõàíüÿ,
                    Êàê áû èãðàÿ ñ ëåãêèì âåòåðêîì.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Ìû Èî äåâóøêîé òåáå ïîêàæåì
                    È êàê îíà áûëà îáîëüùåíà,
                    Ïðåäñòàâëåííûì òàê æèâî, áóäòî âúÿâå.
 
                                 3-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Èëü Äàôíó, ÷òî â ëåñó ñðåäü òåðíîâ áðîäèò.
                    Òû ïðèñÿãíåøü, èç íîã ñòðóèòñÿ êðîâü,
                    È Àïîëëîí, òî âèäÿ, â ñêîðáè ïëà÷åò, -
                    Òàê êðîâü è ñëåçû ïåðåäàíû äèâíî.
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Òû - ëîðä, è òû íå êòî èíîé, êàê ëîðä.
                    Òâîÿ æåíà - êðàñàâèöà òàêàÿ,
                    Êàêèõ íå çíàë óïàäî÷íûé íàø âåê.
 
                                 1-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Ïîêà íå ïîðòèëè åå ëèöà
                    Èç-çà òåáÿ ïðîëèòûõ ñëåç ïîòîêè,
                    Îíà áûëà ïðåëåñòíåé âñåõ êðàñàâèö,
                    Äà íå óñòóïèò è òåïåðü ëþáîé.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
                    ß - ëîðä? È ó ìåíÿ æåíà òàêàÿ?
                    Èëü ýòî ñîí? Èëü ñïàë ÿ äî ñèõ ïîð?
                    Íå ñïëþ ÿ - âèæó, ñëûøó, ãîâîðþ,
                    ß ÷óâñòâóþ, ÷ò_î_ ìÿãêî, ÷ò_î_ äóøèñòî:
                    Åé-áîãó, ÿ è â ñàìîì äåëå ëîðä,
                    Íå ìåäíèê âîâñå, íå Êðèñòîôåð Ñëàé. -
                    Íó-ñ, ïðèâåäèòå-êà ñþäà ê íàì ëåäè,
                    È, ïîâòîðÿþ, êðóæêó ïèâà ìíå!
 
                                 2-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Óãîäíî âàøåé ÷åñòè âûìûòü ðóêè?
 
                   Ñëóãè ïîäàþò êóâøèí, òàç è ïîëîòåíöå.
 
                    Êàê ðàäû ìû, ÷òî ðàçóì ê âàì âåðíóëñÿ,
                    ×òî ñîçíàåòå âíîâü, êòî âû òàêîé!
                    Ïÿòíàäöàòü ëåò âû æèëè â ñíîâèäåíüå
                    È ïðîñûïàëèñü ñëîâíî áû âî ñíå.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
                    Ïÿòíàäöàòü ëåò? Íåäóðíî æ ÿ âçäðåìíóë!
                    È çà âñå âðåìÿ íå ñêàçàë íè ñëîâà?
 
                                 1-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Âû ãîâîðèëè; íî óæàñíûé âçäîð.
                    Ëåæàëè âû â ïðåêðàñíîé ýòîé ñïàëüíå,
                    À ãîâîðèëè, ÷òî çà äâåðü âàñ ãîíÿò,
                    Òðàêòèðùèöó ðóãàëè è ê ñóäó
                    Åå çà òî âû ïðèòÿíóòü ãðîçèëè,
                    ×òî êðóæêè äåðæèò, à íå êâàðòû ñ ïëîìáîé;
                    À èíîãäà âû çâàëè Ñàéñëè Õåêêåò.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Íó äà, ýòî äî÷ü òðàêòèðùèöû.
 
                                 3-é Ñëóãà
 
                    Íè äî÷ü âàì íå çíàêîìà, íè òðàêòèð,
                    Íè òå, êîãî åùå âû ïîìèíàëè:
                    Íè Ñòèâåí Ñëàé, íè ñòàðûé Äæîí Íåïñ-Ñàëî,
                    Íè Ïèòåð Òåðô, íè Õåíðè Ïèìïåðíåëü,
                    Íè äâàäöàòü ëèö åùå ïîäîáíûõ ýòèì,
                    Êàêèõ íèêòî è íèêîãäà íå çíàë.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Áëàãîäàðåíüå áîãó çà òî, ÷òî ÿ âûçäîðîâåë.
 
                                    Âñå
 
     Àìèíü.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Ñïàñèáî; íà ýòîì è òû íå ïîòåðÿåøü.
 
                   Âõîäèò Ïàæ, îäåòûé äàìîé, ñî ñëóãàìè.
 
                                    Ïàæ
 
                    Êàê ÷óâñòâóåòå âû ñåáÿ, ìèëîðä?
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
                    Åé-åé, îòëè÷íî: çäåñü åäû äîâîëüíî.
                    À ãäå æåíà?
 
                                    Ïàæ
 
                    Çäåñü, áëàãîðîäíûé ëîðä; ÷òî âàì óãîäíî?
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
                    Ðàç âû æåíà, ÷òî æ ìóæåì íå çîâåòå?
                    Äëÿ ñëóã ÿ - ëîðä, äëÿ âàñ æå - ìóæåíåê.
 
                                    Ïàæ
 
                    Âû - ìóæ ìîé è ìèëîðä, ìèëîðä è ìóæ ìîé;
                    ß - âàì æåíà, ïîêîðíàÿ âî âñåì.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
                    Ïîíÿòíî. - Êàê ìíå çâàòü åå?
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                                                  Ìàäàì.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
                    Ýëñ èëè Äæåí Ìàäàì? {8}
 
                                    Ëîðä
 
                    Ìàäàì - è âñå: òàê ëîðäû æåí çîâóò.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
                    Ìàäàì æåíà, ÿ, ãîâîðÿò, ïðîñïàë
                    È âèäåë ñíû ïÿòíàäöàòü ëåò èëü áîëüøå.
 
                                    Ïàæ
 
                    Äà, ìíå æ îíè çà òðèäöàòü ïîêàçàëèñü,
                    Îò ìóæíèíîãî ëîæà îòëó÷åííîé.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
                    Âîò êàê! - Îñòàâüòå, ñëóãè, íàñ îäíèõ. -
                    Ìàäàì, ðàçäåíüòåñü è â ïîñòåëü ëîæèòåñü.
 
                                    Ïàæ
 
                    Î, òðèæäû áëàãîðîäíûé ëîðä, ïðîøó âàñ
                    Ìåíÿ óâîëèòü íà íî÷ü èëè íà äâå,
                    Èëè õîòÿ áû äî çàêàòà ñîëíöà:
                    Âðà÷è îïðåäåëåííî ìíå âåëåëè -
                    ×òîá ïðåæíèé íå íàâëå÷ü íà âàñ íåäóã -
                    Îò ëîæà âàøåãî âäàëè äåðæàòüñÿ.
                    Ïóñòü ýòî ìíå ïîñëóæèò èçâèíåíüåì.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
 
     Äà,  ïî  ïðàâäå,  òðóäíîâàòî  ìíå æäàòü òàê äîëãî. Íî ìíå âîâñå íåîõîòà
çàáîëåòü ñíîâà ñïÿ÷êîé; à ïîñåìó, íåâçèðàÿ íà ïëîòü è êðîâü, ÿ ïîäîæäó.
 
                               Âõîäèò Ñëóãà.
 
                                   Ñëóãà
 
                    Ìèëîðä, àêòåðû, ñëûøà, ÷òî âàì ëó÷øå,
                    Êîìåäèþ ÿâèëèñü ðàçûãðàòü.
                    Âðà÷è íàøëè, ÷òî ýòî î÷åíü êñòàòè:
                    Ñãóñòèëà ñëèøêîì âàøó êðîâü ïå÷àëü,
                    À ìåëàíõîëèÿ åñòü ìàòü áåçóìüÿ;
                    È ïîòîìó äëÿ âàñ ïîëåçíà ïüåñà:
                    Îíà ê âåñåëüþ âàñ íàñòðîèò, ê ñìåõó,
                    ×òî, ðàçîãíàâ âñå ñêîðáè, æèçíü ïðîäëèò.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     ×òî æ, ÿ íåïðî÷ü; ïóñòü ïðåäñòàâëÿþò. ×òî æ ýòî áóäåò: ñâÿòî÷íàÿ ïîòåõà
èëè ñêîìîðîøüè øòóêè?
 
                                    Ïàæ
 
                    Íåò, ýòî áóäåò âåùü ïîèíòåðåñíåé.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Êàê òàê, õîçÿéñòâåííàÿ âåùü?
 
                                    Ïàæ
 
     Íåò, ýòî âðîäå õðîíèêè.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Ëàäíî,  ïîñìîòðèì.  -  Íó-ñ,  ìàäàì æåíà, óñàæèâàéòåñü ðÿäîì ñî ìíîé, è
áóäü ÷òî áóäåò. Ìîëîäû áûâàåì ðàç â æèçíè.
 
                                  Ñàäÿòñÿ.
                                   Òðóáû.
 
 

ÀÊÒ I

 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 1

 
 

ÏÀÄÓß. ÃÎÐÎÄÑÊÀß ÏËÎÙÀÄÜ.

 
 
                         Âõîäÿò Ëþ÷åíöüî è Òðàíüî.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Èòàê, ìîé äðóã, æåëàíüåì óâëå÷åííûé
                    Óâèäåòü Ïàäóþ, íàóê ðàññàäíèê,
                    Â öâåòóùóþ Ëîìáàðäèþ ÿ ïðèáûë,
                    Èòàëèè âåëèêîé ÷óäíûé ñàä.
                    Ñ ñîèçâîëåíüÿ äîáðîãî îòöà,
                    Ïî ìèëîñòè åãî ÿ çàðó÷èëñÿ,
                    Ñëóãà ìîé âåðíûé, îáùåñòâîì òâîèì.
                    Çäåñü çàæèâåì ñ òîáîé è ê èçó÷åíüþ
                    Ïðèñòóïèì óìîçðèòåëüíûõ íàóê.
                    Êàê è îòåö ìîé, ÿ ðîäèëñÿ â Ïèçå,
                    Ïî÷òåííûõ ãðàæäàí èìåíàìè ñëàâíîé;
                    Îòåö âåäåò òîðãîâëþ çà ìîðÿìè,
                    Èç ðîäà Áåíòèâîëüè îí, Âèí÷åíöüî;
                    À ñûí åãî, Ôëîðåíöèè ïèòîìåö,
                    ×òîá îïðàâäàòü åãî íàäåæäû, äîëæåí
                    Áîãàòñòâî äîáðîäåòåëüþ âåí÷àòü.
                    È ïîòîìó-òî, Òðàíüî, ÿ çàéìóñü
                    Òîé ÷àñòüþ ôèëîñîôèè, â êîòîðîé
                    Òðàêòóåòñÿ î ñ÷àñòüå, äîñòèæèìîì
                    Ëèøü ñòðîãîé äîáðîäåòåëè ïóòåì.
                    ×òî ñêàæåøü òû? Âåäü Ïèçó ÿ îñòàâèë
                    È ïðèáûë â Ïàäóþ, êàê òîò, êòî îòìåëü
                    Îñòàâèë áû, ÷òîá â ãëóáèíó íûðíóòü
                    È æàæäó óòîëèòü äî ïðåñûùåíüÿ.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Mi perdonate, {9} ìèëûé ìîé õîçÿèí:
                    Õîòÿ ñîãëàñåí ñ âàìè ÿ âî âñåì
                    È ðàä, ÷òî òâåðäû âû â ðåøåíüå âàøåì
                    Ìåä ñëàäêîé ôèëîñîôèè âïèòàòü,
                    Íî, ñ âîñõèùåíüåì ñëàâÿ äîáðîäåòåëü,
                    ß âàñ ïðîøó, íå áóäåì îáðàùàòüñÿ
                    Íè â ñòîèêîâ, ñèíüîð ìîé, íè â ñòîëáû;
                    Ïðåä Àðèñòîòåëåì áëàãîãîâåÿ,
                    Îâèäèÿ íå áóäåì îòâåðãàòü. {10}
                    Íåò, ëîãèêîé ñ äðóçüÿìè çàáàâëÿéòåñü,
                    Ðåòîðèêîé èãðàéòå â áîëòîâíå;
                    Ïîýçèåé è ìóçûêîþ òåøüòåñü;
                    À ìåòàôèçèêó è àëãåáðó
                    Ïî âêóñó ëèøü ïðèìåøèâàéòå ê íèì.
                     ÷åì íåò ïðèÿòíîñòè, â òîì ïîëüçû íåò,
                    ×òî ïî äóøå âàì, òåì è çàíèìàéòåñü.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ñïàñèáî, äðóã, òû çäðàâî ðàññóäèë.
                    Êîãäà áû ñ íàìè áûë óæå Áüîíäåëëî,
                    Ìû òîò÷àñ áû óñòðîèòüñÿ ìîãëè,
                    Ñíÿâ ïîìåùåíüå, ãäå áû ïðèíèìàëè
                    Äðóçåé, êîòîðûõ â Ïàäóå íàéäåì.
                    Íî ïîãîäè-êà: ýòî ÷òî çà ëþäè?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Íàñ ãîðîä ÷òèò òîðæåñòâåííîþ âñòðå÷åé. {11}
 
           Âõîäÿò Áàïòèñòà, Êàòàðèíà, Áüÿíêà, Ãðåìüî è Ãîðòåíçüî.
                    Ëþ÷åíöüî è Òðàíüî îòõîäÿò â ñòîðîíó.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Íå äîêó÷àéòå áîëüøå ìíå, ñèíüîðû.
                    Âû çíàåòå, êàê òâåðäî ÿ ðåøèë
                    Íå âûäàâàòü ìåíüøóþ äî÷êó çàìóæ,
                    Ïîêà ÿ ñòàðøåé ìóæà íå íàéäó.
                    Âëþáèñü èç âàñ êòî-ëèáî â Êàòàðèíó,
                    ß, çíàÿ è ëþáÿ âàñ, ðàçðåøèë áû
                    Çà íåþ âîëî÷èòüñÿ áåç ïðåïîí.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Âåðíåå, âîëî÷èòü åå... Ñïàñèáî! -
                    Ãîðòåíçüî, íå æåëàåòå ëè âû?
 
                            Êàòàðèíà (Áàïòèñòå)
 
                    ×òî çà îõîòà âàì, îòåö, ìåíÿ
                    Äëÿ ýòèõ êàðàñåé ïðèìàíêîé ñòàâèòü?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Êàê? ×òî òàêîå? Íåò, ìû íå äëÿ âàñ,
                    Ïîêà íå ñòàëè ìÿã÷å âû è êðîò÷å.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Âàì, ïðàâî, ñóäàðü, íå÷åãî áîÿòüñÿ:
                    Òàêèì ïóòåì âû òîëêó íå äîáüåòåñü;
                    À åñëè è äîáüåòåñü, ïîñòàðàþñü
                    Âàñ ïðè÷åñàòü òðåõíîãîþ ñêàìüåé
                    È íà ìàíåð ðàçäåëàòü øóòîâñêîé.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Èçáàâü íàñ, áîæå, îò ÷åðòåé ïîäîáíûõ!
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Èçáàâè è ìåíÿ!
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð, âîò òàê ïîòåõà, âîò òàê øòóêà!
                    Âçáåñèëàñü äåâêà ýòà èëè çëþêà.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Çàòî âèäíû â ìîë÷àíèè äðóãîé
                    Äåâè÷üÿ ñêðîìíîñòü è äóøè ïîêîé.
                    Òñ, Òðàíüî!
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                                 Òñ, ñèíüîð! Ñìîòðèòå â îáà.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Õî÷ó íåìåäëÿ äîêàçàòü íà äåëå
                    Ñâîè ñëîâà... Äîìîé ñòóïàé-êà, Áüÿíêà.
                    Íå îãîð÷àéñÿ; íèêîãäà òåáÿ
                    Íå ðàçëþáëþ ÿ, äåâî÷êà ìîÿ.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ïîäóìàåøü, ìèëàøêà!
                    Óæ òðåò ãëàçà: î ÷åì - ñàìà íå çíàåò.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Ñåñòðà, áóäü ñ÷àñòëèâà ìîèì íåñ÷àñòüåì. -
                    Ïîêîðíà âàøåé âîëå ÿ, îòåö:
                    ß ìóçûêîé çàéìóñü â óåäèíåíüå,
                    È êíèãè îáùåñòâî çàìåíÿò ìíå.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Òî ãîâîðèò ñàìà Ìèíåðâà, Òðàíüî!
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð Áàïòèñòà, ÷òî çà ñàìîäóðñòâî!
                    Êàê æàëü, ÷òî ìû ëþáîâüþ ïðè÷èíÿåì
                    Ëèøü ãîðå Áüÿíêå.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                                      Âû åå çàïðåòå
                    Èç-çà èñ÷àäüÿ àäñêîãî, çàñòàâèâ
                    Îäíó ïëàòèòüñÿ çà ÿçûê äðóãîé?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Äîâîëüíî, ãîñïîäà: ÿ òàê ðåøèë. -
                    Ñòóïàé æå, Áüÿíêà.
 
                               Óõîäèò Áüÿíêà.
 
                    À òàê êàê ìíå èçâåñòíà ñêëîííîñòü Áüÿíêè
                    Ê ñòèõàì, è ê ìóçûêå, è ê èíñòðóìåíòàì,
                    ß ïðèãëàøó â ñâîé äîì ó÷èòåëåé
                    Íàñòàâèòü þíîñòü. - Åñëè âàì, Ãîðòåíçüî,
                    Èëü, Ãðåìüî, âàì èçâåñòíû òàêîâûå,
                    Èõ ìíå ïðåäñòàâüòå: äëÿ ëþäåé ó÷åíûõ
                    ß áóäó î÷åíü ëàñêîâûì è ùåäðûì
                    Íà äåëî âîñïèòàíüÿ äî÷åðåé.
                    Ïðîùàéòå. - Êàòàðèíà, çäåñü îñòàíüñÿ:
                    Ìíå ñ Áüÿíêîé íàäîáíî ïîãîâîðèòü.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Íàäåþñü, ÿ ìîãó óéòè. Èëü íåò?
                    Êàê! Ðàñïèñàíüå ìíå ñóþò, êàê áóäòî
                    Íå çíàþ ÿ ñàìà, ÷òî âçÿòü, ÷òî áðîñèòü?
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     Ìîæåòå  óáèðàòüñÿ  ê  ÷îðòîâîé  áàáóøêå. Âàøè ÷óäíûå òàëàíòû íå òàêîâû,
÷òîáû  êòî-íèáóäü  âàñ  ñòàë  óäåðæèâàòü.  -  Ëþáîâü  ìåæäó íèìè íå î÷åíü-òî
âåëèêà,  Ãîðòåíçüî,  è  íàì ñ âàìè ïðèäåòñÿ íåìíîãî ïîïîñòèòüñÿ, äóÿ ñåáå íà
ïàëüöû:  íàø  ïèðîã åùå ñûðîâàò ñ îáåèõ ñòîðîí. Ïðîùàéòå. Îäíàêî ðàäè ëþáâè,
êîòîðóþ  ÿ ïèòàþ ê ìîåé ìèëîé Áüÿíêå, - åñëè ìíå óäàñòñÿ ðàçäîáûòü ÷åëîâåêà,
ñïîñîáíîãî íàó÷èòü åå òîìó, ÷òî åé íðàâèòñÿ, ÿ ïîøëþ åãî ê åå îòöó.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
     ß òîæå, ñèíüîð Ãðåìüî. Íî ïîçâîëüòå ñêàçàòü åùå ñëîâå÷êî. Õîòÿ õàðàêòåð
íàøåé  âðàæäû åùå íèêîãäà íå äîïóñêàë ðàçãîâîðà ìåæäó íàìè, îäíàêî òî, ÷òî ÿ
ñêàæó  ñåé÷àñ,  ïîâåðüòå,  êàñàåòñÿ íàñ îáîèõ: ÷òîáû ìû ñíîâà ìîãëè ïîëó÷èòü
äîñòóï ê íàøåé êðàñàâèöå è ñòàòü ñ÷àñòëèâûìè ñîïåðíèêàìè â ëþáâè ê Áüÿíêå, -
íóæíî ïîòðóäèòüñÿ è âûïîëíèòü îäíî äåëî.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     Êàêîå æå èìåííî?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
     ßñíî, ñèíüîð: äîáûòü ìóæà äëÿ åå ñåñòðû.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     ×îðòà, à íå ìóæà åé íàäîáíî!
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
     Ïîâòîðÿþ: ìóæà!
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     À  ÿ  ïîâòîðÿþ:  ÷îðòà!  Ïðàâäà,  îòåö  åå  î÷åíü  áîãàò, íî íåóæåëè âû
äóìàåòå, Ãîðòåíçüî, ÷òî íàéäåòñÿ äóðàê, êîòîðûé æåíèòñÿ íà ÷åðòîâêå?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
     Ïîëíîòå,   Ãðåìüî,   õîòÿ   ñâûøå  âàøåãî  è  ìîåãî  òåðïåíüÿ  âûíîñèòü
îãëóøèòåëüíûé  çâîí  åå íàáàòà, íà ñâåòå âñå æå íåìàëî ñëàâíûõ ëþäåé, è íàäî
òîëüêî  ðàçûñêàòü  òàêîãî,  êîòîðûé  âçÿë áû åå ñî âñåìè åå íåäîñòàòêàìè è ñ
äîñòàòî÷íûì êîëè÷åñòâîì äåíåã.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     Êàê  âàì  ñêàçàòü?  ß  ñ  òàêèì  æå óäîâîëüñòâèåì âçÿë áû åå ïðèäàíîå ñ
óñëîâèåì, ÷òî ìåíÿ êàæäîå óòðî áóäóò ñå÷ü ó êðåñòà íà ïëîùàäè.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
     ×åñòíîå  ñëîâî,  âû  ïðàâû, - õðåí ðåäüêè íå ñëàùå. Íî âîò ÷òî: ðàç ýòà
ïîìåõà  ñäðóæèëà  íàñ,  íàäî  ïîääåðæèâàòü äðóæåñòâåííûå îòíîøåíèÿ è âïðåäü,
ïîêà,  îòûñêàâ  ìóæà  äëÿ  ñòàðøåé äî÷åðè Áàïòèñòû, ìû íå îñâîáîäèì äëÿ ìóæà
ìëàäøåé, è òîãäà ìû âîçîáíîâèì âðàæäó. - Ìèëàÿ Áüÿíêà! Ñ÷àñòëèâ òîò, êîìó òû
äîñòàíåøüñÿ!  -  Êòî  áûñòðåé  äîñêà÷åò,  òîò è ñîáüåò êîëüöî. ×òî âû íà ýòî
ñêàæåòå, ñèíüîð Ãðåìüî?
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     Âïîëíå  ñ  âàìè  ñîãëàñåí.  ß  ïîäàðèë  áû  ëó÷øåãî â Ïàäóå êîíÿ, ÷òîáû
ïîäúåõàòü ê íåé, òîìó, êòî ñîãëàñèëñÿ áû âñåðüåç ïîñâàòàòüñÿ ê íåé, æåíèòüñÿ
è ðàçäåëèòü ñ íåé ëîæå, îñâîáîäèâ îò íåå îò÷èé äîì. Èäåìòå.
 
                         Óõîäÿò Ãðåìüî è Ãîðòåíçüî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð, ñêàæèòå ìíå, âîçìîæíî ëü ýòî,
                    ×òîá âäðóã ëþáîâü âçÿëà òàêóþ âëàñòü?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ïîêà ÿ ñàì íå óáåäèëñÿ, Òðàíüî,
                    È ÿ âîçìîæíûì ýòî íå ñ÷èòàë.
                    Ìåæ òåì êàê ïðàçäíî ÿ âçèðàë íà íèõ,
                    Èç ýòîé ïðàçäíîñòè ëþáîâü ðîäèëàñü.
                    ß îòêðîâåííî ïðèçíàþñü òåáå,
                    Íàïåðñíèê ìîé, ñòîëü ìèëûé ìíå, êàê Àííà
                    Áûëà ìèëà öàðèöå Êàðôàãåíà, -
                    Ïûëàþ, Òðàíüî, ÿ, ïîãèáíó, åñëè
                    Íå áóäåò ýòà ñêðîìíèöà ìîåé.
                    Î Òðàíüî, äàé ñîâåò, òû ìîæåøü - çíàþ;
                    Î Òðàíüî, ïîìîãè, òû õî÷åøü - çíàþ.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð, òåïåðü íå âðåìÿ âàñ æóðèòü:
                    Ëþáîâü èç ñåðäöà ýòèì íå èçãîíèøü.
                    Âëþáèëèñü, òàê îñòàëîñü âàì îäíî:
                    Redime te captum quam queas minimo. {12}
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ñïàñèáî, äðóã, òû ðàññóæäàåøü çäðàâî;
                    Ïðèÿòíî ñëûøàòü; äàëüøå ãîâîðè.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð, íà äåâóøêó âû çàãëÿäåëèñü
                    È, ìîæåò áûòü, íå âèäåëè, â ÷åì ñóòü.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Î äà, ÿ âèäåë êðàñîòó åå,
                    Êàêîþ äî÷ü Àã_å_íîðà áëèñòàëà,
                    Êîãäà ëîáçàë Þïèòåð ðóêó åé,
                    Íà êðèòñêîì áåðåãó ñêëîíÿñü ïðåä íåé.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    È áîëüøå íè÷åãî âû íå âèäàëè?
                    È íå çàìåòèëè, êàê ïîäíÿëà
                    Òàêîé ñîäîì ñåñòðà, ÷òî óøè ãëîõëè?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    ß âèäåë àëûõ ãóá åå äâèæåíüå;
                    Äûõàíüå èñòî÷àëî àðîìàòû,
                    Âñå áûëî â íåé ïëåíèòåëüíî è ñâÿòî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ïîðà ìíå ïðèâåñòè åãî â ñåáÿ. -
                    Ñèíüîð, î÷íèòåñü. Åñëè âû âëþáèëèñü,
                    Òàê óõèòðèòåñü äåâóøêó äîáûòü.
                    Âîò äåëî â ÷åì: åå ñåñòðà ñòðîïòèâà;
                    Ïîêà îòåö íå ñáóäåò ñ ðóê åå,
                    Ïðèäåòñÿ âàøåé ìèëîé áûòü â äåâèöàõ;
                    À ÷òîáû æåíèõè íå äîñàæäàëè,
                    Áàïòèñòà äåðæèò äî÷êó âçàïåðòè.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Àõ, Òðàíüî, êàê æåñòîê åå îòåö!
                    Íî òû ñëûõàë? Íàìåðåí îí äëÿ Áüÿíêè
                    Íàñòàâíèêîâ èñêóñíûõ ïðèèñêàòü.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñëûõàë, ñèíüîð, - è êîå-÷òî ïðèäóìàë.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    ß òîæå, Òðàíüî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                                     Ïîðó÷óñü, ñèíüîð,
                    ×òî íàøè âûäóìêè ñîøëèñü âïîëíå.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Îòêðîé ñâîþ òû ïåðâûé.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                                            Âû õîòèòå
                    Íàñòàâíèêîì äåâèöû ýòîé ñòàòü, -
                    Òàêîâ âàø ïëàí!
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                                     Òàêîâ. Îí âûïîëíèì?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Íåâûïîëíèì. Êòî âàøó ðîëü ñûãðàåò
                    È áóäåò â Ïàäóå, êàê ñûí Âèí÷åíöüî,
                    Ó÷èòüñÿ, äîì âåñòè ñâîé, íàâåùàòü
                    Äðóçåé è çåìëÿêîâ è ïðèíèìàòü èõ?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ñòîé, basta: {13} ïëàí ãîòîâ, ÿ âñå îáäóìàë.
                    Íàñ íè â îäíîì çäåñü äîìå íå âèäàëè;
                    Ïî íàøèì ëèöàì íå óçíàòü, êòî áàðèí
                    È êòî ñëóãà. Òû, Òðàíüî, çà ìåíÿ
                    Ðàñïîðÿæàéñÿ ñëóãàìè è äîìîì;
                    ß â áåäíÿêà-ïèçàíöà îáðàùóñü,
                    Èëü ôëîðåíòèéöà, èëü â êîãî äðóãîãî.
                    Ïóñòü áóäåò òàê. Ðàçäåíüñÿ, Òðàíüî, æèâî,
                    Âîçüìè ìîé ïëàù, ìîþ öâåòíóþ øëÿïó. {14}
                    Ïðèñëóæèâàòü òåáå Áüîíäåëëî áóäåò.
                    Âåëþ åìó ÿçûê ïîïðèäåðæàòü.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Äà, íå ìåøàåò.
 
                         Îíè îáìåíèâàþòñÿ ïëàòüåì.
 
                    Ðàç òàêîâà, õîçÿèí, âàøà âîëÿ,
                    Òî ÿ ïîâèíîâàòüñÿ äîëæåí âàì,
                    Êàê íàêàçàë îòåö âàø íà ïðîùàíüå.
                    "Óñëóæëèâ áóäü ê Ëþ÷åíöüî", - îí ñêàçàë,
                    Õîòÿ â èíîì, ÿ ïîëàãàþ, ñìûñëå.
                    Îõîòíî ÿ â Ëþ÷åíöüî îáðàùàþñü,
                    Çàòåì ÷òî î÷åíü ÿ ëþáëþ Ëþ÷åíöüî.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    È ïîòîìó, ÷òî ñàì Ëþ÷åíöüî ëþáèò.
                    Ðàáîì ÿ ñòàíó, ÷òîá äîáèòüñÿ Áüÿíêè,
                    ×åé äèâíûé îáðàç â ìèã ïëåíèë ìîé âçîð. -
                    Âîò îí, áåçäåëüíèê!
 
                             Âõîäèò Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                        Ãäå òû ïðîïàäàë?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Ãäå ïðîïàäàë? Íåò, âû êóäà ïðîïàëè?
                    Âàñ Òðàíüî îáîêðàë? Èëü âû åãî?
                    Èëè äðóã äðóãà îáà?  ÷åì òóò äåëî?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ïîäè ñþäà. Òåïåðü øóòèòü íå âðåìÿ.
                    Ñîîáðàçóéñÿ ñ ïîëîæåíüåì äåë.
                    ×òîá ñîõðàíèòü ìíå æèçíü, ïåðåîäåëñÿ,
                    Ïðèíÿâ ìîé âèä, â ìîþ îäåæäó Òðàíüî,
                    À ÿ - â åãî îäåæäó, ÷òîáû ñêðûòüñÿ.
                    Ñîéäÿ íà áåðåã, ÿ ñëó÷àéíî â ññîðå
                    Óáèë êîãî-òî è áîþñü áûòü óçíàí.
                    Ñëóæè êàê ñëåäóåò îòíûíå Òðàíüî,
                    À ÿ îòñþäà ñêðîþñü, æèçíü ñïàñàÿ.
                    Òû ïîíÿë âñå?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                                   Íè ÷óòî÷êè, ñèíüîð.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Òû èìÿ Òðàíüî êðåïêî ïîçàáóäü:
                     Ëþ÷åíöüî Òðàíüî îáðàòèëñÿ, ïîìíè!
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Òåì ëó÷øå äëÿ íåãî. È ìíå á òàêîå!
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Òîãäà áû ïåðåñòàë æåëàòü ÿ, íåñîìíåííî,
                    ×òîá Áüÿíêó ïîëó÷èë Ëþ÷åíöüî íåïðåìåííî.
                    Ñìîòðè æ, íå äëÿ ìåíÿ, íî äëÿ ñèíüîðà, ïëóò,
                    Ïîïðèäåðæàòü ÿçûê òåáå ñîâåò äàþò.
                    Êîãäà îäèí ÿ, äëÿ òåáÿ ÿ Òðàíüî,
                    À ïðè äðóãèõ - õîçÿèí òâîé, Ëþ÷åíöüî.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Èäåì æå, Òðàíüî.
                    Åùå îäíî: çàíÿòü òû äîëæåí ìåñòî
                    Ñðåäü ýòèõ æåíèõîâ. Òû ñïðîñèøü - ïî÷åìó, -
                    Òàê çíàé, ÷òî âàæíûå ïðè÷èíû åñòü ê òîìó.
 
                                 1-é Ñëóãà
 
     Ìèëîðä, âû êëþåòå íîñîì; âû ñîâñåì íå ñëåäèòå çà ïüåñîé.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Êëÿíóñü  ñâÿòîé  Àííîé,  ñëåæó! Ñëàâíàÿ âåùèöà, ïðàâî. Äàëüøå áóäåò åùå
÷òî-íèáóäü?
 
                                    Ïàæ
 
     Ïðåäñòàâëåíèå òîëüêî åùå íà÷àëîñü, ìèëîðä.
 
                                    Ñëàé
 
     Çàìå÷àòåëüíåéøàÿ øòóêà, ìàäàì æåíà. Ñêîðåé áû òîëüêî êîí÷èëîñü!
 
                             Ñàäÿòñÿ è ñìîòðÿò.
 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 2

 
 

ÏÅÐÅÄ ÄÎÌÎÌ ÃÎÐÒÅÍÇÜÎ.

 
 
                         Âõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î è Ãðóìüî.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íà âðåìÿ èç Âåðîíû ÿ óåõàë,
                    ×òîá ïîâèäàòüñÿ â Ïàäóå ñ äðóçüÿìè
                    È ïåðâûì äåëîì ñ âåðíûì, ìèëûì äðóãîì
                    Ãîðòåíçüî; âîò, êàê áóäòî, äîì åãî. -
                    Ýé, Ãðóìüî, ïëóò, ïîêîëîòè-êà, ñëûøèøü?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Ïîêîëîòèòü,   ñèíüîð!   Êîãî  áû  ÿ  ñòàë  êîëîòèòü?  Ðàçâå  êòî-íèáóäü
ï_ð_è_ñ_ê_î_ð_á_è_ë âàøó ìèëîñòü?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
     Áåçäåëüíèê, ãîâîðÿò òåáå, êîëîòè ìíå ñþäà, äà ïîêðåï÷å.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Êîëîòèòü  âàñ  ñþäà,  ñèíüîð?  Êàê, ñèíüîð, êòî ÿ òàêîé, ÷òîáû êîëîòèòü
âàñ, ñèíüîð?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Â äâåðü êîëîòè, áîëâàí, äà ïîñèëüíåé,
                    Íå òî áàøêå äîñòàíåòñÿ òâîåé.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð äðà÷ëèâûì ñòàë: ïîáåé ÿ âàñ ñïåðâà,
                    Òàê ïîñëå áû ìîÿ òðåùàëà ãîëîâà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íå ñòàíåøü, ïëóò?
                    Íå ïîêîëîòèøü, - îòòðåïëþ ÿ;
                    Êàê çàïîåøü òû, ïîñìîòðþ ÿ.
                          (Òðåïëåò Ãðóìüî çà óøè.)
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Êî ìíå! Ñ óìà õîçÿèí ñïÿòèë!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïëóò, êîëîòè, êîãäà âåëÿò, áåçäåëüíèê!
 
                         Èç äîìà âûõîäèò Ãîðòåíçüî.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
     ×òî  òóò  òàêîå?   ÷åì äåëî? À, äðóæèùå Ãðóìüî! È ìèëûé äðóã Ïåòðó÷÷î!
Êàê âû âñå ïîæèâàåòå â Âåðîíå?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ßâèëèñü âû, Ãîðòåíçüî, íàñ ðàçíÿòü?
                    Con tutto il cuore ben trovato, {15} - ìîãó ñêàçàòü.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
     Alia nostra casa benvenuto, molto honorato signor mio Petruccio. {16}
 
                    Âñòàíü, Ãðóìüî, âñòàíü, ìû ñïîð óëàäèì âàø.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Íåò,  ñèíüîð, äåëî òóò íå òàêîå, ÷òîáû ëàòûíüþ îòäåëàòüñÿ. Ðàçâå ýòî íå
çàêîííîå  îñíîâàíèå,  ÷òîáû áðîñèòü ó íåãî ñëóæáó? Ïîñóäèòå ñàìè, ñèíüîð: îí
âåëåë  ìíå ïîêîëîòèòü åãî è ñòóêíóòü ïîêðåï÷å, ñèíüîð. Ïîäîáàåò ëè ñëóãå òàê
îáõîäèòüñÿ  ñ  õîçÿèíîì,  êîòîðîìó, ìîæåò ñòàòüñÿ, êàê ÿ ïîãëÿæó, áåç ìàëîãî
òðèäöàòü äâà ãîäà ñòóêíóëî?
                    Ïîêîëîòè-êà ÿ åãî ñïåðâà,
                    Òàê íå ìîÿ á òðåùàëà ãîëîâà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Àõ òû, áîëâàí! - Ãîðòåíçüî, â âàøè äâåðè
                    ß ïðèêàçàë åìó ïîêîëîòèòü,
                    Äà òàê è íå äîæäàëñÿ èñïîëíåíüÿ.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Î íåáî! Â äâåðü ïîêîëîòèòü! -
                    Íå âû ëü ñêàçàëè: "Ïëóò, ïîêîëîòè-êà
                    Ìíå âîò ñþäà, äà êîëîòè ïîêðåï÷å"?
                    Îòêóäà æå âäðóã ïîÿâèëàñü "äâåðü"?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïëóò, çàìîë÷è èëü óáèðàéñÿ âîí.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ïåòðó÷÷î, ïîëíî: ÿ ãîòîâ ðó÷àòüñÿ
                    Çà Ãðóìüî â ýòîé ññîðå ìåæäó âàìè
                    È âàøèì ñòàðûì, ïðåäàííûì ñëóãîé. -
                    Ñêàæèòå ìíå, ÷òî çà ñ÷àñòëèâûé âåòåð
                    Âàñ èç Âåðîíû â Ïàäóþ ïðèíåñ?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Òîò âåòåð, äðóã, ÷òî ãîíèò ìîëîäåæü
                    Èñêàòü óäà÷è íà ÷óæáèíå äàëüíåé,
                    Ãäå îïûò íàêîïëÿåòñÿ. Âîò âêðàòöå,
                    Ñèíüîð, êàê îáñòîÿò ìîè äåëà:
                    Ñòàðèê Àíòîíüî, ìîé îòåö, ñêîí÷àëñÿ,
                    À ÿ ïóñòèëñÿ â ýòîò ëàáèðèíò,
                    ×òîáû, æåíèâøèñü, ïðèóìíîæèòü áëàãà.
                    Â êàðìàíå êðîíû åñòü, äîáðî åñòü äîìà, -
                    Õî÷ó êðàÿ ÷óæèå ïîâèäàòü.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Òàê íå ïîñâàòàòü ëè òåáå, Ïåòðó÷÷î,
                    Ïðîòèâíóþ, ñâàðëèâóþ íåâåñòó?
                    Åäâà ëü òû áóäåøü áëàãîäàðåí ìíå;
                    Íî, ãîâîðþ òåáå, îíà áîãàòà,
                    È î÷åíü äàæå. Âïðî÷åì, òû ìíå äðóã,
                    È ÿ íå ñòàíó ñâàòàòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ãîðòåíçüî, ñòàðûå äðóçüÿ äðóã äðóãà
                    Ïîéìóò ñ äâóõ ñëîâ; è åñëè çíàåøü òû
                    Äîñòàòî÷íî áîãàòóþ íåâåñòó, -
                    Áîãàòñòâî - âîò ìîé ñâàäåáíûé ïðèïåâ, -
                    Òî áóäü îíà ñòðàøíåé æåíû Ôëîðåíöèÿ,
                    Äðåâíåé Ñèâèëëû è ñâàðëèâåé, çëåé
                    Ñîêðàòîâîé Êñàíòèïïû, {17} - íå èçìåíèò
                    Îíà ìîå ðåøåíüå, íå ñîáüåò
                    Ñ òîãî ïóòè, ÷òî ÿ ñåáå íàìåòèë,
                    Õîòÿ á îíà ñèëüíåå áóøåâàëà,
                    ×åì áóðíîé Àäðèàòèêè âàëû.
                    ß - â Ïàäóå, ÷òîá âûãîäíî æåíèòüñÿ,
                    È â Ïàäóå ÿ ñ÷àñòëèâî æåíþñü.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Âîò  âèäèòå,  ñèíüîð,  îí âûëîæèë âàì âñå, áåç óòàéêè. Äàéòå åìó òîëüêî
âäîâîëü  çîëîòà - è îí æåíèòñÿ õîòü íà êóêëå, õîòü íà áóëàâî÷íîé ãîëîâêå; îí
æåíèòñÿ íà ñòàðîé êëÿ÷å áåç åäèíîãî çóáà âî ðòó, ó êîòîðîé ñòîëüêî áîëåçíåé,
ñêîëüêî  íàáåðåòñÿ  èõ  ó  ïÿòèäåñÿòè  äâóõ îäðîâ. Áûëè áû äåíüãè, îñòàëüíîå
ñîéäåò.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ïåòðó÷÷î, åñëè ìû ñ òîáîé çàøëè
                    Òàê äàëåêî, ñêàæó òåïåðü áåç øóòîê:
                    Åñòü ó ìåíÿ íåâåñòà - ìîëîäà,
                    Äîñòàòî÷íî áîãàòà è êðàñèâà,
                    Âîñïèòàíà, êàê íàäëåæèò ñèíüîðå;
                    Îäíèì ãðåøèò, - è ýòî ãðåõ íå ìàëûé, -
                    Òåì, ÷òî îíà çëîíðàâíà íåñòåðïèìî,
                    Ñòðîïòèâà è óïðÿìà äî òîãî,
                    ×òî, áóäü ÿ äàæå ðàçîðåí âêîíåö,
                    Çà çîëîòîé ðóäíèê åå íå âçÿë áû.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ìîë÷è! Òû ñèëû çîëîòà íå çíàåøü.
                    Ñêàæè, ÷üÿ äî÷ü îíà, - è õâàòèò ìíå:
                    Íà àáîðäàæ âîçüìó åå, õîòÿ áû
                    Áðàíü ðàçðàçèëàñü, êàê îñåííèé ãðîì.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Åå îòåö - Áàïòèñòà Ìèíîëà,
                    Ó÷òèâûé, îáõîäèòåëüíûé ñèíüîð;
                    Îíà æå - Êàòàðèíà Ìèíîëà,
                    Èçâåñòíàÿ çäåñü, â Ïàäóå, øèðîêî
                    Çëûì è êîëþ÷èì ÿçûêîì ñâîèì.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Î íåé íå ñëûøàë ÿ, îòöà æå çíàþ:
                    Åãî çíàâàë ïîêîéíûé ìîé îòåö.
                    ß íå óñíó, íå ïîâèäàâ åå,
                    È ïîòîìó ïîçâîëü òåáÿ ïîêèíóòü
                    Ïðè ïåðâîé ýòîé âñòðå÷å, åñëè òîëüêî
                    Òû íå ïîéäåøü è ñàì ñî ìíîé òóäà.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
 
     Ïðîøó âàñ, ñèíüîð, ïóñòü èäåò, êóäà åìó çàáëàãîðàññóäèòñÿ. Âåðüòå ìîåìó
ñëîâó:  åñëè á îíà çíàëà åãî òàê æå õîðîøî, êàê ÿ, îíà ïîíÿëà áû, ÷òî áðàíüþ
ñ  íèì íè÷åãî íå ïîäåëàåøü. Îíà ìîæåò íàãðàäèòü åãî äþæèíîé íåãîäÿåâ èëè åùå
ïîõóæå  -  åìó ýòî íèïî÷åì; à óæ åñëè îí ñàì íà÷íåò, òî íå îñòàíîâèòñÿ, ïîêà
íå  âûëîæèò âñþ ñâîþ ðåòîðèêó. Ñêàæó âàì, ñèíüîð, åñëè îíà õîòü íåìíîæêî åìó
ïîïåðå÷èò,  -  îí  çàëåïèò  åé  â  ëèöî òàêóþ ôèãóðó, ÷òî åå ôèãóðà îò ýòîãî
ñèëüíî  ïîñòðàäàåò,  è  âûãëÿäåòü îíà áóäåò íå ëó÷øå ñëåïîãî êîòåíêà. Âû åãî
íå çíàåòå, ñèíüîð.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ïîñòîé, Ïåòðó÷÷î, ÿ ïîéäó ñ òîáîé:
                    Âåäü â äîìå ó Áàïòèñòû, êàê â òåìíèöå,
                    Ìîå ñîêðîâèùå çàêëþ÷åíî -
                    Ìåíüøàÿ äî÷ü, ïðåëåñòíåéøàÿ Áüÿíêà.
                    Åå îò âñåõ ïîêëîííèêîâ ñêðûâàþò,
                    Ìîèõ ñîïåðíèêîâ, è îò ìåíÿ:
                    Ïðåäâèäÿ, ÷òî ïîðîêè Êàòàðèíû,
                    Êîòîðûå òåáå ÿ îïèñàë,
                    Ê åå çàìóæåñòâó ïîìåõîé áóäóò,
                    Îòåö ðàñïîðÿäèëñÿ, ÷òîáû ê Áüÿíêå
                    Íå äîïóñêàëè íèêîãî, ïîêà
                    Íå âûøëà çàìóæ âåäüìà Êàòàðèíà.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Ãì, âåäüìà Êàòàðèíà! Åé-æå-åé,
                    Äëÿ äåâóøêè ïðîçâàíüÿ íåò äðÿííåé.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Òåïåðü òû óñëóæè ìíå, äðóã Ïåòðó÷÷î:
                    Ìåíÿ, ïåðåîäåòîãî ñêðîìíåíüêî,
                    Áàïòèñòå ïðåäëîæè â ó÷èòåëÿ,
                    Êàê ñâåäóùåãî â ìóçûêå, äëÿ Áüÿíêè,
                    ×òîá ÿ ïðè ïîìîùè óëîâêè ýòîé,
                    Íå âîçáóæäàÿ ïîäîçðåíèé, ìîã
                    Óõàæèâàòü çà íåþ íà ñâîáîäå.
 
                             Ãðóìüî (â ñòîðîíó)
 
     Ýòî  ëè íå ïëóòíÿ? Ïîëþáóéòåñü, êàê ìîëîäåæü ñãîâàðèâàåòñÿ ìåæäó ñîáîé,
÷òîáû íàäóòü ñòàðèêîâ!
 
          Âõîäÿò Ãðåìüî è ïåðåîäåòûé Ëþ÷åíöüî ñ êíèãàìè ïîäìûøêîé.
 
     Ñèíüîð, ñèíüîð, îãëÿíèòåñü: ïîñìîòðèòå, êòî ñþäà èäåò.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ïîòèøå, Ãðóìüî! Ýòî - ìîé ñîïåðíèê. -
                    Ïåòðó÷÷î, îòîéäåì ñ òîáîé â ñòîðîíêó.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Êðàñàâ÷èê þíûé - ïðÿìî õîòü êóäà!
 
                           Îíè îòõîäÿò â ñòîðîíó.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Îòëè÷íî. Ñïèñîê êíèã ÿ ïðîñìîòðåë.
                    Îíè äîëæíû áûòü â ëó÷øèõ ïåðåïëåòàõ;
                    Âñå î ëþáâè, è òîëüêî î ëþáâè:
                    Åé î äðóãîì, ñìîòðèòå, íå ÷èòàéòå.
                    Âû ïîíÿëè ìåíÿ? ß ñâåðõ òîãî,
                    ×òî âàì ïîæàëóåò ñèíüîð Áàïòèñòà,
                    Ïðèáàâëþ ùåäðî îò ñåáÿ. Òåòðàäêè
                    Êàê ìîæíî ëó÷øå äîëæíî íàäóøèòü:
                    Òà, äëÿ êîãî ÿ èõ ïðåäíàçíà÷àþ,
                    Äóõîâ äóøèñòåé. ×òî âû åé ïðî÷òåòå?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    ×òî íè ïðî÷òó, âñå áóäåò ãîâîðèòü
                    Çà âàñ, ñèíüîð, - óâåðåíû â òîì áóäüòå,
                    Êàê åñëè áû âû ñàìè áûëè òàì,
                    È äàæå, ìîæåò áûòü, î óñïåõîì áîëüøèì,
                    Êîãäà, ñèíüîð, íå èç ó÷åíûõ âû.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Ó÷åíîñòü! Î, âåëèêàÿ òî âåùü!
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Òåòåðÿ! Î, âåëèêàÿ òî äè÷ü!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïîòèøå, ïëóò!
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Òñ, Ãðóìüî!
                             (Âûñòóïàÿ âïåðåä)
                                Ìîé ïðèâåò ñèíüîðó Ãðåìüî!
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    È ÿ, ñèíüîð Ãîðòåíçüî, ðàä âàñ âèäåòü.
                    Ñêàçàòü, êóäà èäó? Ê Áàïòèñòå Ìèíîëå.
                    ß îáåùàë åìó äëÿ äèâíîé Áüÿíêè
                    Ó÷èòåëÿ ïîëó÷øå ïðèèñêàòü,
                    È âîò, ïî ñ÷àñòüþ, ÿ íàøåë òàêîãî
                     ó÷åíîì ýòîì ìîëîäîì è ñêðîìíîì.
                     ïîýçèè âåñüìà íà÷èòàí îí
                    È â ïðî÷èõ êíèãàõ, ïîðó÷óñü, õîðîøèõ.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Îòëè÷íî. ß æå âñòðåòèëñÿ ñ ñèíüîðîì,
                    Êîòîðûé îáåùàë ìíå ìóçûêàíòà
                    Äëÿ Áüÿíêè îòûñêàòü. Èòàê, îò âàñ
                    ß íå îòñòàíó íè íà øàã â ñëóæåíüå
                    Ïðåêðàñíîé Áüÿíêå, ñòîëü ëþáèìîé ìíîé.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    È ìíîþ, ÷òî äåëà ìîè äîêàæóò.
 
                             Ãðóìüî (â ñòîðîíó)
 
                    Åãî ìîøíà äîêàæåò.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñåé÷àñ â ëþáâè íå âðåìÿ èçëèâàòüñÿ.
                    Ïîñëóøàéòå ìåíÿ - ÿ ñîîáùó
                    Äëÿ íàñ îáîèõ ðàäîñòíóþ íîâîñòü:
                    Âîò ýòîò ãîñïîäèí, ñ êîòîðûì ÿ
                    Ñëó÷àéíî âñòðåòèëñÿ, ãîòîâ îõîòíî
                    Ïîñâàòàòüñÿ çà âåäüìó Êàòàðèíó
                    È, î ïðèäàíîì ñãîâîðÿñü, æåíèòüñÿ.
 
                     Ïåòðó÷÷î è Ãðóìüî ïîäõîäÿò ê íèì.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    ×òî ñêàçàíî, òî ñäåëàíî. Âîò ñëàâíî á!
                    Ïðî íåäîñòàòêè çíàåò îí åå?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ñëûõàë, ÷òî ýòî çëþùàÿ êðèêóíüÿ.
                    Êîãäà ëèøü â òîì âñå äåëî, íå áåäà!
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Âîò êàê? Ñêàæèòå, êòî âû è îòêóäà?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ñûí ñòàðîãî Àíòîíüî èç Âåðîíû.
                    Îòåö ìîé óìåð, ñîñòîÿíüå æèâî:
                    ß æèòü íàäåþñü äîëãî è ñ÷àñòëèâî.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Ñ òàêîé æåíîþ ýòî áûëî á ÷óäîì!
                    Íî åñëè âàì ïî ñèëàì ýòî, ñ áîãîì:
                    Ãîòîâ ïîìî÷ü. Âû ê ýòîé äèêîé êîøêå
                    Ïîñâàòàòüñÿ ðåøèëè òâåðäî?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                                               Òàê æå,
                    Êàê òî, ÷òî ÿ íà ñâåòå æèòü õî÷ó.
 
                             Ãðóìüî (â ñòîðîíó)
 
                    Ðåøèë ëè îí? Åùå áû! Èëè ÷îðò ñ íåé!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íå äëÿ òîãî ëü ÿâèëñÿ ÿ ñþäà?
                    Âû äóìàåòå, øóìà èñïóãàþñü?
                    Íå ñëûøàë ðàçâå ÿ, êàê ëüâû ðû÷àò?
                    Íå ñëûøàë ðàçâå, êàê áóøóåò ìîðå,
                    Âñå â ïåíå, ñëîâíî ðàçúÿðåííûé âåïðü?
                    Íå ñëûøàë ðàçâå ãðîìà ïóøåê â ïîëå,
                    Íåáåñíîé àðòèëëåðèè ãðîìîâ?
                    Íå ñëûøàë ðàçâå ÿ â ïûëó ñðàæåíüÿ
                    Ñèãíàëîâ, ðæàíüÿ êîíåé, çâóêîâ òðóá?
                    À âû î æåíñêîì ÿçûêå òâåðäèòå!
                    Òðåùèò ñ ãîðàçäî ìåíüøåé ñèëîé îí,
                    ×åì íà îãíå ó ôåðìåðà êàøòàíû.
                    Òî áóêà äëÿ äåòåé.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                                       Íå äëÿ íåãî.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Ïîñëóøàéòå, Ãîðòåíçüî:
                    Çíàêîìåö âàø ÿâèëñÿ î÷åíü êñòàòè,
                    Êî áëàãó íàøåìó è ñâîåìó.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    ß îáåùàë, ÷òî ìû âîéäåì ñ íèì â äîëþ,
                    Âçÿâ íà ñåáÿ ðàñõîäû ñâàòîâñòâà.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Äîáèëñÿ áû îí òîëüêî ñâîåãî!
 
                             Ãðóìüî (â ñòîðîíó)
 
                    Õîòåë áû òàê ÿ çà îáåä ðó÷àòüñÿ.
 
                 Âõîäÿò Òðàíüî, áîãàòî îäåòûé, è Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Õðàíè âàñ áîã, ñèíüîðû! ß îñìåëþñü
                    Ñïðîñèòü ó âàñ êðàò÷àéøèé ïóòü ê æèëèùó
                    Ïî÷òåííîãî Áàïòèñòû Ìèíîëû.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Òîãî  ñàìîãî,  ó  êîòîðîãî  äâå  êðàñàâèöû äî÷åðè? Âû âåäü åãî èìååòå â
âèäó?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Åãî, Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    À íå åå ëü â âèäó èõ ÷åñòü èìåëà?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Åãî ëü, åå ëü, - à âàì êàêîå äåëî?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íå çàðüòåñü íà ñâàðëèâóþ, ïðîøó!
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð, ñâàðëèâûõ ÿ íå âûíîøó.
                    Èäåì, Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                                       Áðàâî, äðóã.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                                                   Ñêàæèòå,
                    Íå æåíèõîì ëè âû òóäà ñïåøèòå?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    À åñëè òàê, êòî ýòèì îñêîðáëåí?
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Íèêòî, êîëü òîò÷àñ óáåðåòåñü âîí.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ïîçâîëüòå, óëèöà, ãäå âàì åñòü ìåñòî,
                    Ìíå íå çàêàçàíà.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                                      Íåò, ëèøü íåâåñòà.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    À ïî÷åìó, íåëüçÿ ëü ñêàçàòü?
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    À ïîòîìó, èçâîëüòå çíàòü:
                    Ïàë íà íåå ñèíüîðà Ãðåìüî âûáîð.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñåáå åå ñèíüîð Ãîðòåíçüî âûáðàë.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîðû, òèøå! Åñëè âû äâîðÿíå,
                    Òàê âûñëóøàòü ìåíÿ ïðîøó ñïîêîéíî.
                    Áàïòèñòà - áëàãîðîäíûé äâîðÿíèí,
                    Åìó îòåö ìîé íåñêîëüêî èçâåñòåí,
                    È áóäü åùå ïðåêðàñíåé äî÷ü åãî,
                    È äàæå âäâîå áîëüøå æåíèõîâ
                    Èìåé îíà, - ÿ áûë áû â èõ ÷èñëå.
                    Äî÷ü Ëåäû òûñÿ÷àì ëþáîâü âíóøàëà;
                    Ó Áüÿíêè ìîæåò è äîëæíî áûòü áîëüøå
                    Îäíèì âëþáëåííûì: èì Ëþ÷åíöüî ñòàíåò.
                    È ïóñòü õîòü ñàì Ïàðèñ ñþäà íàãðÿíåò!
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Íàñ âñåõ îáñêà÷åò ýòîò ãîñïîäèí.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ïóñòèòå âñêà÷ü, - îêàæåòñÿ îí êëÿ÷åé.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ê ÷åìó, Ãîðòåíçüî, ýòè âñå ñëîâà?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Îñìåëþñü âàì çàäàòü âîïðîñ, ñèíüîð:
                    Âû õîòü ðàçîê âèäàëè äî÷ü Áàïòèñòû?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Íåò, íî ñëûõàë, ÷òî ó íåãî èõ äâå:
                    Îäíà èç íèõ ñâàðëèâîñòüþ èçâåñòíà,
                    Äðóãàÿ - äèâíîé ñêðîìíîñòüþ ñâîåé.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íå òðîãàòü ïåðâóþ: òà - äëÿ ìåíÿ.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Îñòàâèì ýòîò ïîäâèã Ãåðêóëåñó:
                    Îí âñåõ äâåíàäöàòè òðóäíåå áóäåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ñèíüîð, ïîéìèòå òî, ÷òî ÿ ñêàæó:
                    Ìåíüøóþ äî÷ü ñòàðèê-îòåö ñêðûâàåò.
                    Ïîêëîííèêàì ê íåé äîñòóï âîñïðåòèâ,
                    È íèêîìó åå íå äàñò îí â æåíû,
                    Ïîêà äëÿ ñòàðøåé ìóæà íå íàéäåò.
                    Òîãäà ëèøü áóäåò ìëàäøàÿ ñâîáîäíà.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    È åñëè âû - òîò ñàìûé ÷åëîâåê,
                    Êîòîðûé íàì - è, çíà÷èò, ìíå - ïîìîæåò,
                    Êîãäà âû, ëåä ðàçáèâ, ñâåðøèòå ïîäâèã,
                    Äîáèâøèñü ñòàðøåé, äàâ ñâîáîäó ìëàäøåé,
                    Òîãäà ñ÷àñòëèâåö, ÷òî åå ïîëó÷èò,
                    Âàñ íå çàìåäëèò îòáëàãîäàðèòü.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ïðåêðàñíî ñêàçàíî, è åñëè âû
                    Ñåáÿ ïîêëîííèêîì åå ïðèçíàëè,
                    Äîëæíû âû, êàê è ìû, âîçíàãðàäèòü
                    Òîãî, êòî âñåì íàì óñëóæèòü áåðåòñÿ.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Íå ñòàíó ñ ýòèì ìåøêàòü ÿ, ñèíüîð,
                    È âñåõ ïðîøó ïðèòòè êî ìíå ñåãîäíÿ
                    Ðàñïèòü âèíà çà çäðàâüå íàøåé ìèëîé.
                    Ìû, êàê çàêîííèêè, òîãäà ïîñòóïèì,
                    ×òî ïîñëå ñïîðîâ äðóæíî âûïèâàþò.
 
                             Ãðóìüî è Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    ×òî æ, ïðåäëîæåíüå ïðèíÿòî! Èäåìòå.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Äà, ïðèíÿòî. Ïåòðó÷÷î, â ýòîò ðàç
                    Ñàì benvenuto {18} áóäó ÿ äëÿ âàñ.
 
                                  Óõîäÿò.
 
 

ÀÊÒ II

 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 1

 
 

ÏÀÄÓß. ÊÎÌÍÀÒÀ Â ÄÎÌÅ ÁÀÏÒÈÑÒÛ

 
 
                         Âõîäÿò Êàòàðèíà è Áüÿíêà,
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Íå îáèæàé ìåíÿ, - ñåáå âðåäèøü òû,
                    Ñî ìíîþ îáðàùàÿñü, êàê ñ ðàáîé,
                    Îáèäíî ýòî. ×òî æå äî íàðÿäîâ, -
                    Ñåñòðèöà, òîëüêî ðàçâÿæè ìíå ðóêè, -
                    Âñå, âïëîòü äî þáêè, ÿ îòäàì òåáå.
                    ×òî íè ïðèêàæåøü ìíå, ÿ âñå èñïîëíþ:
                    Îáÿçàíà ÿ ñòàðøèì ïîä÷èíÿòüñÿ.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Òîãäà ñêàæè, êîãî èç æåíèõîâ
                    Òû ëþáèøü áîëüøå; äà íå ïðèòâîðÿéñÿ.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Ïîâåðü, ñåñòðèöà, íèêîãî åùå
                    ß ñðåäü ëþäåé äîíûíå íå âèäàëà,
                    Êîìó áû ïðåäïî÷òåíüå äàòü ìîãëà.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ëæåøü, ìèëêà! Ýòî, ìîæåò áûòü, Ãîðòåíçüî?
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Ñåñòðèöà, åñëè ëþáèøü òû åãî,
                    Êëÿíóñü òåáå, ÷òî òû åãî ïîëó÷èøü.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Àõ, òàê áîãàòñòâî òû ïðåäïî÷èòàåøü?
                    Ïðèñòðîèòüñÿ çà Ãðåìüî õî÷åøü òû?
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Óæ íå åãî ëè òû êî ìíå ðåâíóåøü?
                    Ñìååøüñÿ òû! Òåïåðü ÿ ïîíèìàþ:
                    Âñå âðåìÿ, Êåò, øóòèëà òû ñî ìíîé.
                    Ïðîøó, ñåñòðèöà, ðàçâÿæè ìíå ðóêè.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Äà, ÿ øóòèëà; è òåïåðü øó÷ó.
                                 (Áüåò åå.)
 
                              Âõîäèò Áàïòèñòà.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    ×òî òóò òàêîå? Ýòî ÷òî çà íàãëîñòü? -
                     ñòîðîíêó, Áüÿíêà, ñòàíü. - Áåäíÿæêà ïëà÷åò! -
                    Çàéìèñü øèòüåì, íå ñâÿçûâàéñÿ ñ íåþ. -
                    Ñòûäèñü, ÷åðòîâêà, îáèæàòü ñåñòðó,
                    ×òî íèêîãäà òåáÿ íå îáèæàåò.
                    Ïåðå÷èëà ëü îíà òåáå êîãäà?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    ß ìùó: ìíå îñòðûé íîæ - åå ìîë÷àíüå.
                           (Áðîñàåòñÿ íà Áüÿíêó,)
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Êàê, è ïðè ìíå? - Ñòóïàé îòñþäà, Áüÿíêà.
 
                               Óõîäèò Áüÿíêà.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Âû íå âûíîñèòå ìåíÿ? ß âèæó:
                    Îíà - ñîêðîâèùå, åé ìóæ íàéäåòñÿ;
                    À ÿ ïëÿøè áîñîé ó íèõ íà ñâàäüáå
                    Äà îáåçüÿí âûíÿíü÷èâàé â àäó. {19}
                    Îñòàâüòå! Ñÿäó ÿ è áóäó ïëàêàòü,
                    Ïîêà ìíå íå óäàñòñÿ îòîìñòèòü.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Áûâàë ëè êòî-íèáóäü ìåíÿ íåñ÷àñòíåé?
                    Íî êòî èäåò ñþäà?
 
   Âõîäÿò Ãðåìüî ñ Ëþ÷åíöüî, áåäíî îäåòûì, Ïåòðó÷÷î ñ Ãîðòåíçüî ïîä âèäîì
           ìóçûêàíòà è Òðàíüî ñ Áüîíäåëëî, íåñóùèì ëþòíþ è êíèãè.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     Äîáðîå óòðî, ñîñåä Áàïòèñòà.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Äîáðîå óòðî, ñîñåä Ãðåìüî. - Õðàíè âàñ áîã, ñèíüîðû.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    È âàñ, ñèíüîð. Ñêàæèòå, åñòü ó âàñ
                    Äî÷ü Êàòàðèíà, ñêðîìíèöà, êðàñîòêà?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Åñòü ó ìåíÿ, ñèíüîð, äî÷ü Êàòàðèíà.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Âû ñëèøêîì íàïðÿìèê; òóò íàäî ñ òîëêîì.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Âû òîëüêî ìíå ìåøàåòå. Ïîçâîëüòå! -
                    ß ðîäîì èç Âåðîíû, äâîðÿíèí.
                    Ïðîñëûøàâ îá óìå è êðàñîòå,
                    Çàñòåí÷èâîñòè ëàñêîâîé è ñêðîìíîé,
                    Î êðîòîñòè åå è ÷óäíûõ ñâîéñòâàõ, -
                    Íåçâàíûì ÿ îñìåëèëñÿ ÿâèòüñÿ
                    Â âàø äîì, ÷òîá ñàìîìó ïðîâåðèòü ñëóõè,
                    Òàê ÷àñòî äîõîäèâøèå äî íàñ.
                    È äëÿ íà÷àëà íàøåãî çíàêîìñòâà
                    ß âàì ïðåäñòàâëþ ìîåãî ñëóãó.
                         (Ïðåäñòàâëÿåò Ãîðòåíçüî.)
                    Îí ìóçûêàíò, à òàêæå ìàòåìàòèê
                    È â ñîâåðøåíñòâå ïðåïîäàòü åé ìîæåò
                    Íàóêè ýòè, ÷òî íå ÷óæäû åé.
                    Îòêàçîì âû îáèäèòå ìåíÿ.
                    Îí ìàíòóàíåö è çîâåòñÿ Ëè÷üî.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ñèíüîð, âû - ãîñòü æåëàííûé; ðàäè âàñ
                    Åãî ïðèìó ÿ. ×òî äî Êàòàðèíû,
                    Îíà, ê íåñ÷àñòüþ, âàì íå ïîäîéäåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß âèæó, âàì ðàññòàòüñÿ ñ íåþ æàëü;
                    Èëü îáùåñòâî ìîå âàì íå ïî âêóñó.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Íåò, íåò, ÿ ãîâîðèë áåç çàäíåé ìûñëè.
                    Îòêóäà âû, ñèíüîð? Êàê âàñ çîâóò?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïåòðó÷÷î - èìÿ ìíå, ÿ ñûí Àíòîíüî:
                    Â Èòàëèè îí êàæäîìó èçâåñòåí.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    È ìíå; âû, ñûí åãî, çäåñü ãîñòü æåëàííûé.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Äîâîëüíî ðàçãëàãîëüñòâîâàòü, Ïåòðó÷÷î.
                    È íàì, õîäàòàÿì ñìèðåííûì, äàéòå
                    Ñëîâå÷êî ìîëâèòü. ×îðò! Âû ñëèøêîì ïðûòêè.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïðîñòèòå, ïîëîæèòü õî÷ó êîíåö çàáîòå.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Íå ñîìíåâàþñü â òîì; íî áðàê âû ïðîêëÿíåòå.
     Ñîñåä, ýòî î÷åíü ïðèÿòíîå îäîëæåíèå, ÿ â ýòîì óâåðåí. ×òîáû îêàçàòü âàì
ïîäîáíóþ æå ëþáåçíîñòü, ÿ ñàì, áîëåå âñåõ äðóãèõ îáÿçàííûé âàøåé ëþáåçíîñòè,
îõîòíî  ïðåäñòàâëþ  âàì  ýòîãî  ìîëîäîãî  ó÷åíîãî  (ïðåäñòàâëÿåò  Ëþ÷åíöüî),
êîòîðûé  äîëãîå  âðåìÿ  îáó÷àëñÿ  â  Ðåéìñå; îí ñòîëü æå ñâåäóù â ãðå÷åñêîì,
ëàòèíñêîì  è  ïðî÷èõ  ÿçûêàõ,  êàê  òîò  â  ìóçûêå è â ìàòåìàòèêå. Çîâóò åãî
Êàìáüî; ïðîøó âàñ ïðèíÿòü åãî óñëóãè.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Ïðåìíîãî  áëàãîäàðåí,  ñèíüîð  Ãðåìüî.  -  Äîáðî  ïîæàëîâàòü,  ëþáåçíûé
Êàìáüî.    Òðàíüî)  À  âû,  ëþáåçíåéøèé  ñèíüîð,  êàê ÿ ïîëàãàþ, ïðèåçæèé?
Îñìåëþñü ñïðîñèòü î öåëè âàøåãî ïðèáûòèÿ.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Íåò, âû, ñèíüîð, ìîþ ïðîñòèòå ñìåëîñòü,
                    ×òî, áóäó÷è çäåñü â ãîðîäå ÷óæèì,
                    ß ñàìîëè÷íî ñâàòàòüñÿ ÿâèëñÿ
                    Ê ñòîëü äîáðîäåòåëüíîé, ïðåêðàñíîé Áüÿíêå.
                    Èçâåñòíî ìíå ðåøåíüå âàøå - ìóæà
                    Ñïåðâà äëÿ ñòàðøåé äî÷åðè íàéòè,
                    È ÿ ó âàñ ïðîøó ëèøü îäíîãî:
                    ×òîá âû, óçíàâ ìîå ïðîèñõîæäåíüå,
                    Ìåíÿ â ÷èñëî âêëþ÷èëè æåíèõîâ
                    È ïðèíÿëè, êàê ïðî÷èõ, áëàãîñêëîííî.
                    À ñ öåëüþ îáó÷åíüÿ âàøèõ äî÷åê
                    ß ïîäíîøó èì èíñòðóìåíò ïðîñòîé
                    È ñâÿçêó êíèã íà äðåâíèõ ÿçûêàõ;
                    Ïðèíÿâ èõ, âû ïîâûñèòå èõ öåííîñòü.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ëþ÷åíöüî - âàøå èìÿ? Âû îòêóäà?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Èç Ïèçû; ñûí Âèí÷åíöüî ÿ, ñèíüîð.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ïåðñîíà â Ïèçå âàæíàÿ. Ïî ñëóõàì
                    Îí ìíå èçâåñòåí. Ìèëîñòè ïðîøó.
                               (Ê Ãîðòåíçüî)
                    Âîçüìèòå ëþòíþ.
                                (Ê Ëþ÷åíöüî)
                                    Âû âîçüìèòå êíèãè.
                    È òîò÷àñ æå ñòóïàéòå ê ó÷åíèöàì.
                    Ýé, êòî òàì åñòü?
 
                               Âõîäèò Ñëóãà.
 
                                       Òû ê äî÷åðÿì ìîèì
                    Ñèíüîðîâ ýòèõ ïðîâåäåøü; ïóñòü ïðèìóò
                    Êàê ñëåäóåò íàñòàâíèêîâ ñâîèõ.
 
              Óõîäèò Ñëóãà ñ Ãîðòåíçüî, Ëþ÷åíöüî è Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                    À ìû â ñàäó íåìíîãî ïîãóëÿåì
                    Ïåðåä îáåäîì. ß âàì î÷åíü ðàä,
                    Ïðîøó âàñ âñåõ íå ñîìíåâàòüñÿ â ýòîì.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ñèíüîð, äåëà íå ïîçâîëÿþò ìíå
                    Äëÿ ñâàòîâñòâà ÿâëÿòüñÿ åæåäíåâíî.
                    Ïî ìîåìó îòöó ÿ âàì èçâåñòåí;
                    Åäèíñòâåííûé íàñëåäíèê âñåõ áîãàòñòâ,
                    ß èõ íå ðàñòî÷èë, à ïðèóìíîæèë;
                    Òàê åñëè âàøà äî÷ü ìíå äàñò ñîãëàñüå,
                    ×ò_î_ ïîëó÷ó â ïðèäàíîå çà íåé?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Êîãäà óìðó - èìåíèé ïîëîâèíó,
                    À íà ðóêè âàì - äâàäöàòü òûñÿ÷ êðîí.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    À ÿ çà íåþ çàêðåïèòü íàìåðåí
                    Âî âäîâüþ ÷àñòü - óìðè èç íàñ ÿ ïåðâûé -
                    Èìåíüÿ âñå ìîè è âñå àðåíäû.
                    Òàê çàêëþ÷èì, äàâàéòå, äîãîâîð,
                    ×òîá îáÿçàòåëüñòâàìè îáìåíÿòüñÿ.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Âû ïðåæäå ñ íåé äîëæíû äîãîâîðèòüñÿ,
                    Ñíèñêàâ ëþáîâü åå: âñå äåëî â òîì.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ý, ïóñòÿêè! Îòåö, ÿ çàÿâëÿþ:
                    Îíà ñòðîïòèâà, íî è ÿ íàïîðèñò.
                    Òàê, åñëè ïëàìÿ ñ ïëàìåíåì ñòîëêíåòñÿ,
                    Âñå, ÷òî ïèòàåò èõ, îíè ïîæðóò.
                    Ïîä ñëàáûì âåòðîì îãîíåê êðåï÷àåò,
                    Íî ìîæåò ñèëüíûé âèõðü çàäóòü îãîíü.
                    Òàêîâ è ÿ; óæ ìíå îíà óñòóïèò.
                    ß æåñòîê; ñâàòàþñü íå êàê ìàëü÷èøêà.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ïðîâîðñòâî ïóñòü ïîéäåò òåáå íà ïîëüçó!
                    Íî áóäü ãîòîâ ê ðå÷àì íå èç ïðèÿòíûõ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Óâèäèøü: áóäó êàê ñêàëà ïîä âåòðîì,
                    ×òî âå÷íî äóåò, íå êëîíÿ åå.
 
                    Âõîäèò Ãîðòåíçüî ñ ðàçáèòîé ãîëîâîé.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                     ÷åì äåëî, äðóã ìîé? Îò÷åãî òàê áëåäíû?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñî ñòðàõà, ïðàâî, ÿ ñî ñòðàõà áëåäåí.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Êàê äî÷ü? Ñïîñîáíà ëü ìóçûêàíòøåé ñòàòü?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Îíà ñêîðåé ñïîñîáíà ñòàòü ñîëäàòîì:
                    Íå ëþòíÿ âîâñå, øïàãà åé íóæíà.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Òàê íå ðàçáèëñÿ ëåä åå î ëþòíþ?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Îíà ðàçáèëà ëþòíþ îá ìåíÿ.
                    ß òîëüêî åé çàìåòèë, ÷òî îøèáëàñü
                    Îíà â ëàäàõ, è ïàëüöû åé ñîãíóë,
                    Êàê âäðóã îíà, â áåñîâñêîì ðàçäðàæåíüå:
                    "Ëàäû? - âñêðè÷àëà. - Ïîêàæó èõ, ëàäíî!" -
                    Äà ëþòíåé ìíå êàê äàñò ïî ãîëîâå -
                    Òàê, ÷òî áàøêà ñêâîçü ñòðóíû ïðîñêî÷èëà,
                    È ÿ, èç ëþòíè ãëÿäÿ, îøàðàøåí,
                    Ñòîÿë, êàê ó ïîçîðíîãî ñòîëáà.
                    Îíà æ ìåíÿ ïîíîñíûìè ñëîâàìè
                    Íà òûñÿ÷ó ëàäîâ ÷åñòèëà òàê,
                    Êàê áóäòî áû ðóãàòü ìåíÿ ó÷èëàñü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Åé-áîãó, âîò áåäîâàÿ-òî äåâêà!
                    Ëþáëþ åå â ñòî ðàç ñèëüíåé, ÷åì ïðåæäå.
                    Àõ, êàê ÿ æàæäó ñ íåþ ïîáîëòàòü!
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ïîéäåìòå, íå ðàññòðàèâàéòåñü òàê.
                    Çàéìèòåñü ñ ìëàäøåé äî÷åðüþ ìîåé:
                    Îíà ïîíÿòëèâà è áëàãîäàðíà. -
                    Ñèíüîð Ïåòðó÷÷î, âû èäåòå ñ íàìè,
                    Èëü äî÷êó Êåò ïðèñëàòü ìíå ê âàì ñþäà?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß ïîïðîøó ïðèñëàòü: çäåñü æäàòü ÿ áóäó.
 
                Óõîäÿò Áàïòèñòà, Ãðåìüî, Òðàíüî è Ãîðòåíçüî.
 
                    Êîãäà ïðèäåò, âîçüìóñü çà äåëî ñ òîëêîì:
                    Íà÷íåò ãðóáèòü - ÿ çàÿâëþ åé ïðÿìî,
                    ×òî ðàñïåâàåò ñëàùå ñîëîâüÿ;
                    Íàõìóðèò âçãëÿä - ñêàæó, ÷òî ñìîòðèò ÿñíî,
                    Êàê ðîçû, îñâåæåííûå ðîñîé;
                    Çàìîëêíåò ëè, ñëîâå÷êà íå ïðîìîëâèò -
                    ß ñòàíó ðàñòî÷àòü åé ïîõâàëû
                    Çà ðàçãîâîð÷èâîñòü, çà êðàñíîðå÷üå;
                    Ïîãîíèò âîí - ïðèìóñü áëàãîäàðèòü,
                    Êàê áóäòî ïðîñèò ïîãîñòèòü ñ ïåäåëþ;
                    Â ðóêå ñâîåé îòêàæåò - ïîïðîøó
                    Äåíü îãëàøåíüÿ è âåíöà íàçíà÷èòü.
                    Íî âîò îíà! Ïåòðó÷÷î, íà÷èíàé.
 
                              Âõîäèò Êàòàðèíà.
 
                    Äåíü äîáðûé, Êåò. Òàê âàñ çîâóò, ÿ ñëûøàë?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Êàê âèæó ÿ, ðàññëûøàëè âû ïëîõî.
                    Ìåíÿ çîâóò âñå ëþäè Êàòàðèíîé.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íåïðàâäà, ïîïðîñòó çîâóò âàñ Êèñêîé, -
                    Òî ñëàâíîé Êèñàíüêîé, òî Êèñêîé çëþêîé,
                    Íî Êèñêîé, ñàìîé ëó÷øåé Êèñêîé â ìèðå,
                    Èç Êèñîê Êèñêîé; ñâåðõêîíôåòêîé-Êèñêîé,
                    Õîòü Êåòû - íå êîíôåòû. Âîò ÷òî, Êèñêà,
                    Òåáå ñêàæó ÿ, Êèñêà, æèçíü ìîÿ:
                    Ïðîñëûøàâ, êàê òåáÿ çà êðàñîòó
                    Ïîâñþäó ïðåâîçíîñÿò è çà êðîòîñòü, -
                    Íî âñå íå òàê, êàê íàäî áû, - ÿ ýòèì
                    Ïîäâèãíóò áûë ïîñâàòàòüñÿ ê òåáå.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                     ÷àñ äîáðûé! Òîò, êòî äâèíóë âàñ ñþäà,
                    Ïóñòü äâèíåò è îòñþäà. Ñðàçó âèäíî,
                    ×òî âû - ëèøü äâèæèìîñòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                                            ×òî? Òî åñòü êàê?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Êàê òàáóðåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                                  Ñàäèñü æå íà ìåíÿ.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Îñëàì, êàê òû, ïðèâû÷íî ãðóç íîñèòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    À æåíùèíàì, êàê òû, - åùå ïðèâû÷íåé.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Èùè-êà äëÿ ñåáÿ äðóãóþ êëÿ÷ó.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß íå õî÷ó îòÿãîùàòü òåáÿ!
                    Òû ìîëîäà è òàê ëåãêà, ÿ çíàþ...
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ëåãêà, - íå óâàëüíþ ëîâèòü ìåíÿ, -
                    Íî òÿæåëà íàñòîëüêî, ñêîëüêî âåøó.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Òû, êàê ï÷åëà, ëåãêà è òî÷íî òàê æå
                    Âñåãäà æóææèøü.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                     Òû óõàåøü, êàê ñû÷.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Î ãîðëèíêà! Òåáÿ íå ñû÷ ëè ñõâàòèò?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Âåðíåé çà ãîðëî ÿ ñõâà÷ó ñû÷à.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íó, íó, îñà, - òû ñëèøêîì óæ ñåðäèòà.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ðàç ÿ îñà, òàê æàëà áåðåãèñü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß ïîïðîñòó âîçüìó åãî äà âûðâó.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Äà, åñëè á äóðåíü ìîã åãî íàéòè.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Èçâåñòíî âñåì, ãäå æàëî ó îñû:
                    Â õâîñòå.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                              Íåò, â ÿçûêå.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                                               ÷üåì ÿçûêå?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Òîãî, êòî ìåëåò î õâîñòàõ. Ïðîùàéòå.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êàê! Ìîé ÿçûê â òâîåì õâîñòå? Íó íåò!
                    ß äâîðÿíèí.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                  Ñåé÷àñ ïðîâåðèì ýòî.
                                (Áüåò åãî.)
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Óäàðü åùå, êëÿíóñü - äàì òóìàêà.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Òîãäà ãåðáà ëèøèòåñü.
                    Óäàðüòå ëèøü, è âû - íå äâîðÿíèí,
                    À ðàç íå äâîðÿíèí - ãåðáà íå áóäåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ãåðàëüäèê òû? Âïèøè ìåíÿ â ãåðáîâíèê.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ó âàñ íà øëåìå ÷òî? Ïåòóøèé ãðåáåíü?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Áóäü êóðî÷êîé - ÿ áóäó ïåòóõîì.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Íåò, íå ïî ìíå ïåòóõ: êàê òðóñ, êðè÷èòå.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íó, ïîëíî, Êèñêà, íå ñìîòðè òàê êèñëî.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    ß òàê ñìîòðþ, êîãäà êèñëèöó âèæó.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Çäåñü íåò êèñëèö - òàê íå ñìîòðè æå êèñëî.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Íåò, åñòü; íåò, åñòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ãäå? Ïîêàæè ìíå.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                      Çåðêàëà çäåñü íåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ìîå ëèöî?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                              Òàê þí è òàê äîãàäëèâ!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êëÿíóñü, ÿ ñëèøêîì þí äëÿ âàñ.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                                    Íî ñèëüíî
                    Ïîáëåêëè.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                               Îò çàáîò.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                          ß íå çàáî÷óñü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íåò, ïðàâî, Êåò, íå íàäî óáåãàòü.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Îñòàâøèñü, ÿ âàñ áóäó ðàçäðàæàòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íè÷óòü! Ïî ìíå, ìèëà òû ÷ðåçâû÷àéíî.
                    ß ñëûøàë, òû ñâàðëèâà è ðåçêà:
                    Íî âèæó íûí÷å, ÷òî âñå ýòî- âðàêè:
                    Òû øàëîâëèâà, âåñåëà, ëþáåçíà;
                    Êàê âåøíèé öâåò, ìèëà, õîòü ìîë÷àëèâà;
                    Òû õìóðèòüñÿ, êîñèòüñÿ íå óìååøü,
                    Ãóá íå êóñàåøü, êàê èíûå çëþêè,
                    È ñêëîííîñòè ïåðå÷èòü íåò â òåáå;
                    Òû ìèðíî ïðèíèìàåøü æåíèõîâ,
                    Ñ ïðèâåòëèâûìè, êðîòêèìè ðå÷àìè.
                    Îòêóäà âçÿëè, ÷òî õðîìàåò Êèñêà?
                    Òî êëåâåòà! Íåò, Êèñêà òàê ñòðîéíà,
                    Êàê ïðóò îðåõîâûé; è, êàê îðåøåê,
                    Îíà ñìóãëà, íî ÿäðûøêà âêóñíåé.
                    Ïðîéäèñü, ÿ ïîñìîòðþ. Òû íå õðîìàåøü.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ñòóïàé, äóðàê, ïðèêàçûâàé ïðèñëóãå.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Äèàíà â ðîùå âûñòóïàòü ìîãëà ëè
                    Òàê öàðñòâåííî, êàê Êèñêà â ýòîì çàëå?
                    Î, áóäü Äèàíîé, Êèñêîé áóäü îíà!
                    Ñòàíü, Êèñêà, ñêðîìíîé, à Äèàíà ðåçâîé!
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ãäå íàõâàòàëèñü âû òàêèõ ðå÷åé?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Âñå îò ïðèðîäíîãî óìà - ýêñïðîìòû.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ïðèðîäà-óìíèöà âàñ îáäåëèëà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß íåäàëåê?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                Íó äà, ëîæèòåñü ñïàòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                     òâîþ ïîñòåëü, åé-åé, ÿ ëå÷ü íàìåðåí;
                    È ïîòîìó îñòàâèì áîëòîâíþ.
                    Áåç ëèøíèõ ñëîâ, - îòåö âàø ñîãëàñèëñÿ
                    Îòäàòü âàñ ìíå; â ïðèäàíîì ìû ñîøëèñü;
                    Õîòèòå ëü, íåò ëè, à íà âàñ æåíþñü ÿ.
                    Ïîâåðü ìíå, Êèñêà, ìóæ ÿ - ïî òåáå:
                    Êëÿíóñü ñâåòèëîì, ÷òî äàåò ìíå âèäåòü
                    Ìåíÿ â òåáå ïëåíÿþùóþ ïðåëåñòü,
                    ß áóäó ìóæ òåáå, - íèêòî èíîé.
                    ß áûë ðîæäåí, ÷òîá ïðèðó÷èòü âàñ, Êèñêà,
                    È îáðàòèòü èç äèêîé Êèñêè â Êèñêó,
                    Ïîõîæóþ íà âñåõ äîìàøíèõ Êèñîê.
                    Âîò âàø îòåö; îòêàçûâàòü íå ñìåòü:
                    ß äîëæåí áûòü è áóäó âàøèì ìóæåì.
 
                     Âõîäÿò Áàïòèñòà, Ãðåìüî è Òðàíüî.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Íó êàê, ñïðîâîðèëè, Ïåòðó÷÷î, äåëî?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïðåêðàñíî, à òî êàê æå?
                    Ìîå ïðîâîðñòâî íå ìîãëî äàòü ìàõó.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Íî ÷òî ñ òîáîþ, äî÷êà? Òû íå â äóõå?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Òàê âû ìåíÿ çîâåòå äî÷êîé? Òî-òî
                    Ïåêëèñü âû ïî-îòöîâñêè îáî ìíå,
                    Çà ïîëîóìíîãî ìåíÿ ïðîñâàòàâ,
                    Ãîëîâîðåçà, ãðóáèÿíà, äóðíÿ,
                    Êîòîðûé äóìàåò íàõðàïîì âçÿòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Îòåö, âîò äåëî â ÷åì: è âû è âñå
                    Íàïðàñëèíó âçâåëè íà Êàòàðèíó:
                    Îíà ñòðîïòèâà äëÿ îòâîäà ãëàç,
                    Íà äåëå æå êðîòêà, êàê ãîëóáèöà;
                    Îíà íå âñïûëü÷èâà, òèõà, êàê óòðî;
                    Òåðïåíèåì ïîäîáíàÿ Ãðèçåëüäå,
                    Ëóêðåöèè ïîäîáíà ÷èñòîòîé. {20}
                    È, ñëîâîì, òàê äðóã ñ äðóãîì ìû ñîøëèñü,
                    ×òî â âîñêðåñåíüå áóäåò íàøà ñâàäüáà.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ïóñòü äî òîãî òåáÿ ïîâåñÿò!
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Ñëûõàë, Ïåòðó÷÷î? Ïóñòü òåáÿ ïîâåñÿò!
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Âîò òàê ñïðîâîðèëè! Ïðîïàëî äåëî!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïîçâîëüòå: äëÿ ñåáÿ åå ÿ âûáðàë.
                    Äîâîëüíû ìû, òàê ÷òî âàì äî òîãî?
                    Ìû ñãîâîðèëèñü ñ íåé íàåäèíå,
                    ×òî ïðè äðóãèõ îíà ñòðîïòèâîé áóäåò.
                    Ïîâåðèòü íåâîçìîæíî, êàê âëþáèëàñü
                    Îíà â ìåíÿ. Î ëàñêîâàÿ Êèñêà!
                    Ïîâèñëà ó ìåíÿ íà øåå, êëÿòâû
                    È ïîöåëóè ùåäðî ðàñòî÷àÿ,
                    È â ìèã îäèí ëþáîâü âî ìíå çàæãëà.
                    Âû íîâè÷êè! Íå çíàåòå, êàê ìîæåò
                    Ëþáîé õîìÿê ñòðîïòèâåéøóþ çëþêó,
                    Îñòàâøèñü ñ íåé íàåäèíå, ñìèðèòü. -
                    Äàé ðóêó, Êåò: â Âåíåöèþ ÿ åäó
                    Óáîðû ñâàäåáíûå ïîêóïàòü. -
                    Ãîòîâüòå ïèð, îòåö, ãîñòåé çîâèòå.
                    Óâåðåí, áóäåò Êåò ìîÿ ïðåëåñòíà.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ñëîâ íå íàéäó. Ñîåäèíèòå ðóêè.
                    Äàé áîã âàì ñ÷àñòüÿ! Äåëî ðåøåíî.
 
                              Ãðåìüî è Òðàíüî
 
                    Àìèíü. Ñâèäåòåëÿìè áóäåì ìû.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Îòåö, æåíà, ñèíüîðû, äî ñâèäàíüÿ.
                    Ñïåøó â Âåíåöèþ; íå òåðïèò âðåìÿ.
                    Âñå áóäåò - êîëüöà, ïëàòüÿ, óêðàøåíüÿ.
                    Êåò, ïîöåëóé æå, - ñâàäüáå â âîñêðåñåíüå.
 
                Óõîäÿò â ðàâíûå ñòîðîíû Ïåòðó÷÷î è Êàòàðèíà.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Áûâàë ëè áðàê ñîñòðÿïàí ñòîëü ïîñïåøíî?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ïðèøëîñü ìíå ðîëü êóïöà ñûãðàòü, êîòîðûé,
                    ×òîá ñáûòü òîâàð, íà ðèñê ïîøåë, ñèíüîðû.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Òî ñêîðîïîðòÿùèéñÿ áûë òîâàð.
                    Òåïåðü îí äàñò áàðûø èëü ñãèíåò â âîëíàõ.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Îäèí áàðûø ìíå íóæåí - ìèðíûé áðàê.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Ñîìíåíüÿ íåò, ÷òî ýòî áóäåò òàê.
                    Íî ïåðåéäåìòå ê ìëàäøåé âàøåé äî÷êå.
                    Ñòîëü äîëãîæäàííûé äåíü íàñòàë äëÿ íàñ.
                    ß - âàø ñîñåä è ñâàòàëñÿ ÿ ïåðâûì.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    À ÿ ëþáëþ òàê Áüÿíêó, ÷òî ïðåäñòàâèòü,
                    Íå òîëüêî âûðàçèòü, íå â ñèëàõ âû.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Ìàëü÷èøêà! Ãðîø öåíà òâîåé ëþáâè.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Òâîÿ çàñòóäèò.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                                    À òâîÿ èçæàðèò.
                    Ïðî÷ü, ïîïðûãóí÷èê! Ñòàðîñòü æåí ëåëååò.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Íî þíîñòü æåíñêèé âçîð ïëåíèòü óìååò.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ñèíüîðû, õâàòèò. Ñïîð âàø ÿ óëàæó.
                    Íàãðàäó ïî çàñëóãàì äàì: êòî Áüÿíêå
                    Âî âäîâüþ ÷àñòü íàçíà÷èò áîëüøå, òîò
                    Åå ïîëó÷èò.
                    Ñèíüîðà Ãðåìüî ñïðîñèì, ÷ò_î_ îí äàñò.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Âî-ïåðâûõ, â äîìå ó ìåíÿ åñòü ìíîãî
                    Ñåðåáðÿíîé è çîëîòîé ïîñóäû,
                    Òàçîâ, êóâøèíîâ, ÷òîáû ìûòü åé ðó÷êè;
                    Íà ñòåíàõ âñþäó òèðñêèå êîâðû; {21}
                    Ëàðöû ñëîíîâîé êîñòè ïîëíû êðîí,
                    À â êèïàðèñíûõ ñóíäóêàõ - îäåæäû,
                    È ïîëîãè, è òîíêîå áåëüå;
                    Âñå â æåì÷óãàõ òóðåöêèå ïîäóøêè,
                    Âåíåöèàíñêîå øèòüå, âÿçàíüå;
                    Èç îëîâà è ìåäè óòâàðü, - ñëîâîì,
                    Âñå, ÷òî â õîçÿéñòâå íóæíî. À íà ôåðìå
                    Â õëåâó ñòîèò êîðîâ óäîéíûõ ñîòíÿ
                    Äà áîëüøå ñòà îòêîðìëåííûõ áûêîâ,
                    È ïðî÷åãî âñåãî íå ìåíüøå òîæå.
                    ß ñàì, ïðèçíàòüñÿ, óæ â ëåòàõ ïðåêëîííûõ.
                    Óìðè ÿ çàâòðà, áóäåò âñå - åå,
                    Êîëü áûòü ìîåé, ïîêà ÿ æèâ, çàõî÷åò.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Çàãâîçäêà - â ýòîì "êîëü"! - Òàê âîò, ñèíüîð,
                    ß ó îòöà åäèíñòâåííûé íàñëåäíèê,
                    È åñëè âàøó äî÷ü ÿ ïîëó÷ó,
                    ß åé îñòàâëþ òðè, ÷åòûðå äîìà
                    Â áîãàòîé Ïèçå - íå áåäíåé, íå õóæå,
                    ×åì â Ïàäóå ñèíüîðà Ãðåìüî äîì, -
                    È ñâåðõ òîãî äâå òûñÿ÷è äóêàòîâ
                    Çåìåëüíîé ðåíòû - âñå âî âäîâüþ ÷àñòü.
                    ×òî, ëîâêî ÿ ïîääåë ñèíüîðà Ãðåìüî?
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Äâå òûñÿ÷è äóêàòîâ åæåãîäíî!
                    Ìîè ïîìåñòüÿ ñòîëüêî íå äàäóò.
                    Íî ÿ ìîãó âïðèäà÷ó äàòü êàðàêó, {22}
                    Ñòîÿùóþ íà ÿêîðå â Ìàðñåëè.
                    ×òî, ãëîòêó âàì çàòêíóë ÿ êîðàáëåì?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ó ìîåãî îòöà, êàê âñåì èçâåñòíî,
                    Íå ìåíüøå òðåõ êàðàê, äâà ãàëèîíà
                    È äþæèíà ãàëåð; âñå åé îñòàâëþ.
                    ×òî íè ïðåäëîæèòå, ÿ âñå óäâîþ.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Óâû, âñå ïðåäëîæèë ÿ, ÷òî èìåþ,
                    È áîëüøå ýòîãî åé äàòü íå â ñèëàõ.
                    Õîòèòå - âñå ïîëó÷èò è ìåíÿ.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Òàê äåâóøêà ìîÿ, ìîÿ âñåöåëî!
                    Âû äàëè ñëîâî; Ãðåìüî ïîáåæäåí.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Äà, ïðèçíàþñü, âû ïðåäëîæèëè áîëüøå, -
                    È ëèøü îòåö âàø îáåñïå÷èò Áüÿíêó,
                    Íà íåé æåíèòåñü, à íå òî ïðîñòèòå:
                    Óìðè âû äî îòöà, ãäå âäîâüÿ ÷àñòü?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ïðèäèðêà ýòî; ñòàð îòåö, ÿ - ìîëîä.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    À ìîëîäîé íå ìîæåò óìåðåòü?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Òàê âîò, ñèíüîðû,
                    Êàê ïîðåøèë ÿ: â ýòî âîñêðåñåíüå
                    Äî÷ü Êàòàðèíó çàìóæ âûäàì ÿ;
                    ×åðåç íåäåëþ - Áüÿíêó çà Ëþ÷åíöüî;
                    Íî åñëè îáåñïå÷åíüÿ íå áóäåò,
                    Òî - çà ñèíüîðà Ãðåìüî.
                    Áëàãîäàðþ îáîèõ âàñ. Ïðîùàéòå.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Ïðîùàé, ñîñåä.
 
                              Óõîäèò Áàïòèñòà.
 
                                   Íó, òû ìíå íå îïàñåí,
                    Ìîëîêîñîñ: îòåö òâîé íå äóðàê,
                    ×òîá, âñå òåáå îòäàâ, èòòè ïîä ñòàðîñòü
                    Ê òåáå â íàõëåáíèêè. Íåò, äóäêè! Âðåøü!
                    Òû ñòàðóþ ëèñó íå ïðîâåäåøü.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    ×îðò ïîáåðè òåáÿ, õèòðåö îáëåçëûé!
                    Íî ÿ åùå äåñÿòêîé êîçûðíó.
                    Ïðèäóìàë ÿ, êàê óñëóæèòü ñèíüîðó:
                    Ïðè÷èíû íåò ïîääåëüíîìó Ëþ÷åíöüî
                    Íå âçÿòü â îòöû ïîääåëüíîãî Âèí÷åíöüî.
                    Âîò ÷óäåñà: îáû÷íî ñîçäàþò
                    Îòöû ñåáå äåòåé, à â ýòîì ñâàòîâñòâå
                    Ñûíîê ñîçäàñò îòöà ïðîâîðñòâîì â ïëóòîâñòâå.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
 

ÀÊÒ III

 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 1

 
 

ÏÀÄÓß. ÊÎÌÍÀÒÀ Â ÄÎÌÅ ÁÀÏÒÈÑÒÛ.

 
 
                    Âõîäÿò Ëþ÷åíöüî, Ãîðòåíçüî è Áüÿíêà.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Íó, õâàòèò, ìóçûêàíò; âû áîëüíî ïðûòêè.
                    Íèêàê óæå çàáûëè âû ïðèâåò,
                    Êîòîðûì âàñ ïî÷òèëà Êàòàðèíà?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ïåäàíò ñâàðëèâûé, ýòî -
                    Áîæåñòâåííîé ãàðìîíèè öàðèöà:
                    Òàê ïðåäîñòàâüòå ïåðâåíñòâî çäåñü ìíå.
                    ×àñ ìû çàéìåìñÿ ìóçûêîé; çàòåì
                    Äîñóãà ÷àñ âû ÷òåíüþ ïîñâÿòèòå.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Òóïîé íåâåæäà òû, íå çíàåøü äàæå,
                     ÷åì ìóçûêè ïðÿìîå íàçíà÷åíüå!
                    Íå â òîì ëè, ÷òîáû îñâåæàòü íàø óì,
                    Óñòàâøèé îò òðóäîâ, çàíÿòèé, äóì?
                    Ñïåðâà çàéìóñü ÿ ÷òåíüåì; êîí÷ó ÿ -
                    Ïîòåøèò íàñ ãàðìîíèÿ òâîÿ.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Íå ïîòåðïëþ ÿ äåðçîñòåé òâîèõ.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Äâîéíîé îáèäîé ìíèòñÿ ìíå, ñèíüîðû,
                    Âàø ñïîð î òîì, â ÷åì ìîé ðåøàåò ãîëîñ.
                    Âåäü ÿ íå øêîëüíèê, ÷òî áîèòñÿ ðîçîã, -
                    ß íå õî÷ó ó÷èòüñÿ ïî ÷àñàì,
                    Íî êàê ñàìà òîãî ÿ ïîæåëàþ.
                    ×òîá êîí÷èòü ïðåðåêàíüÿ, ñÿäåì çäåñü.
                    Âîçüìèòå èíñòðóìåíò; åùå íàñòðîåí
                    Íå áóäåò îí, êàê ÷òåíüå êîí÷èì ìû.
 
                             Ãîðòåíçüî (Áüÿíêå)
 
                    Âû ÷òåíüå áðîñèòå, ëèøü ÿ íàñòðîþ?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Êàê áû íå òàê! Íàñòðàèâàéòå, çíàéòå.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Ãäå ìû îñòàíîâèëèñü?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                                          Çäåñü, ñèíüîðà:
                    "Hic ibat Simois; hic est Sigeia tellus;
                    Hic steterat Priami regia celsa senis". {23}
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Ïåðåâåäèòå.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
     "Hic  ibat" - êàê ÿ óæå ãîâîðèë âàì; "Simois" - ÿ Ëþ÷åíöüî; "hic est" -
ñûí  Âèí÷åíöüî  èç  Ïèçû; "Sigeia tellus" - ïåðåîäåòûé, ÷òîáû äîáèòüñÿ âàøåé
ëþáâè;  "hic  steterat"- à òîò Ëþ÷åíöüî, ÷òî ñâàòàåòñÿ ê âàì; "Priami" - ìîé
ñëóãà  Òðàíüî;  "regia"  - ïðèíÿâøèé ìîå èìÿ; "celsa senis" - ÷òîáû ìû ìîãëè
ïðîâåñòè ñòàðîãî Ïàíòàëîíå. {24}
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñèíüîðà, èíñòðóìåíò íàñòðîåí.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Ïîñëóøàåì.
 
                             Ãîðòåíçüî èãðàåò.
 
                                Âåðõè ôàëüøèâÿò.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Â êóëàê ïîïëþéòå è íàñòðîéòå ñíîâà.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Ïîïðîáóþ-êà ÿ ïåðåâåñòè:
     "Hic  ibat  Simois" - ÿ âàñ íå çíàþ; "hic est Sigeia tellus" - ÿ âàì íå
äîâåðÿþ;  "hic  steterat  Priami"  - îñòåðåãàéòåñü, ÷òîáû îí íàñ íå óñëûøàë;
"regia" - íå áóäüòå ñàìîíàäåÿííû; "celsa senis" - íå îò÷àèâàéòåñü.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Íàñòðîèë ñíîâà ÿ.
                                 (Èãðàåò.)
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                                       Íèçû ôàëüøèâÿò.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Íèçû â ïîðÿäêå; íèçêèé ïëóò ôàëüøèâèò.
                                (Â ñòîðîíó)
                    Êàê âñïûëü÷èâ è íåñäåðæàí íàø ïåäàíò!
                    Åé-åé æå, ïëóò âîëî÷èòñÿ çà Áüÿíêîé.
                    Pedascule, {25} ÿ âûñëåæó òåáÿ!
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Ïîâåðþ, ìîæåò áûòü, íî ñîìíåâàþñü.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Íå ñîìíåâàéòåñü; âåðüòå, ÷òî Àÿêñ
                    Áûë Ýàêèäîì, {26} - íàçâàí òàê ïî äåäó.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Ó÷èòåëþ ïîâåðèòü ÿ äîëæíà,
                    Èíà÷å âñå åùå áû ñîìíåâàëàñü.
                    Îñòàâèì ýòî. - Ëè÷üî, âàø ÷åðåä. -
                    Ïðîøó íàñòàâíèêîâ íå îáèæàòüñÿ
                    Íà òî, ÷òî ÿ ñ îáîèìè øóòèëà.
 
                           Ãîðòåíçüî (ê Ëþ÷åíöüî)
 
                    Âû ìîæåòå èòòè, îñòàâüòå íàñ:
                    ß â òðåõãîëîñíîé ìóçûêå íå ñâåäóù.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Íå áóäåì ìåëî÷íû. ß ïåðåæäó;
                    È êñòàòè ïîñëåæó: ñäàåòñÿ ñèëüíî,
                    ×òî íàø ïðåêðàñíûé ìóçûêàíò âëþáëåí.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñèíüîðà, ïðåæäå ÷åì âû ñòðóí êîñíåòåñü,
                    ×òîáû óñâîèòü ìåòîä ìîé â èãðå,
                    ß äîëæåí âàì îòêðûòü àçû èñêóññòâà,
                    Êðàò÷àéøèé ñïîñîá èçó÷åíüÿ ãàììû,
                    Äåéñòâèòåëüíåé, ïðèÿòíåé è óñïåøíåé,
                    ×åì òîò, êîòîðûì ïîëüçóþòñÿ âñå.
                    Çäåñü ïîëíîñòüþ îí ïèñüìåííî èçëîæåí.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Íî ãàììó èçó÷èëà ÿ äàâíî!
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Çàéìèòåñü âñå æå ãàììîþ Ãîðòåíçüî.
 
                              Áüÿíêà (÷èòàåò)
 
                    "ß - ãàììà, òîí àêêîðäîâ îñíîâíîé;
                    A, re - è çà Ãîðòåíçüî ÿ ìîëþ:
                    B, mi- î Áüÿíêà, áóäü åãî æåíîé!
                    C, fa, ut - îí ïîåò òåáå: ëþáëþ!
                    D, sol, re - êëþ÷ îäèí, äâå íîòû â íåì;
                    E, la, mi - ñæàëüñÿ, èëè ìû óìðåì".
                    Òàê ýòî ãàììà? Ìíå îíà ïðåòèò;
                    Òà ëó÷øå, ïðåæíÿÿ. Íå òàêîâà ÿ,
                    ×òîá ïðàâèëà íà âûäóìêè ìåíÿòü.
 
                               Âõîäèò Ñëóãà.
 
                                   Ñëóãà
 
                    Ñèíüîðà, áàòþøêà âàø ïðîñèò âàñ
                    Îñòàâèòü êíèãè è ïîìî÷ü ñåñòðèöå
                    Ïðèáðàòü èõ êîìíàòó: èõ ñâàäüáà - çàâòðà.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Ëþáåçíûå íàñòàâíèêè, ïðîùàéòå.
 
                           Óõîäÿò Áüÿíêà è Ñëóãà.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ñèíüîðà, ñìûñëà íåò ìíå îñòàâàòüñÿ.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    À ìíå åñòü ñìûñë ñëåäèòü çà ñèì ïåäàíòîì:
                    Îí áîëüíî íà âëþáëåííîãî ïîõîæ.
                    Íî åñëè ñòîëü íèçêà äóøîé òû, Áüÿíêà,
                    ×òî ãëàçêè äåëàåøü âñåì âñòðå÷íûì òû,
                    Çíàé: ÷óòü â òåáå çàìå÷ó ïåðåìåíó,
                    ß ðàñïëà÷óñü èçìåíîé çà èçìåíó.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 2

 
 

ÏÅÐÅÄ ÄÎÌÎÌ ÁÀÏÒÈÑÒÛ.

 
 
                 Âõîäÿò Áàïòèñòà, Ãðåìüî, Òðàíüî, Êàòàðèíà,
                         Áüÿíêà, Ëþ÷åíöüî è ñëóãè.
 
                            Áàïòèñòà (ê Òðàíüî)
 
                    Ñèíüîð Ëþ÷åíöüî, ýòîò äåíü íàçíà÷åí
                    Äëÿ ñâàäüáû Êàòàðèíû è Ïåòðó÷÷î,
                    Î çÿòå æå íè ñëóõó íåò, íè äóõó.
                    ×òî ñêàæóò ëþäè? Ïðÿìî áóäòî íàñìåõ
                    Æåíèõ ïðîïàë, êîãäà ñâÿùåííèê æäåò,
                    Ãîòîâûé ñîâåðøèòü îáðÿä âåí÷àíüÿ.
                    ×òî ñêàæåòå îá ýòàêîì ïîçîðå?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ïîçîð íà ìíå îäíîé: ÿ íå ïî ñåðäöó,
                    Ïî ïðèíóæäåíüþ ðóêó îòäàëà
                    Íàõàëó îãîëòåëîìó è çëûäíþ,
                    Êîòîðûé íàñïåõ âûñâàòàë ìåíÿ,
                    Æåíèòüñÿ æå íàìåðåí íà äîñóãå.
                    ß ãîâîðèëà âàì - îí ïîëîóìíûé,
                    Ïîä ãðóáîñòüþ ñêðûâàåò çëûå øóòêè
                    È, ÷òîá ïðîñëûòü âåñåëü÷àêîì, ãîòîâ
                    Ïîñâàòàòüñÿ õîòü ê òûñÿ÷å, íàçíà÷èòü
                    Äåíü îãëàøåíüÿ, ñâàäüáû, âñåõ ñîçâàòü, -
                    Æåíèòüñÿ æå îí âîâñå íå íàìåðåí.
                    Âñå ïàëüöàìè óêàçûâàòü íà÷íóò
                    Íà Êàòàðèíó: "Âîò æåíà Ïåòðó÷÷î,
                    ×òî íå ÿâèëñÿ ïîâåí÷àòüñÿ ñ íåé!"
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Íåò, Êàòàðèíà, íåò, Áàïòèñòà, âåðüòå,
                    Ïåòðó÷÷î âàñ íå õî÷åò îáìàíóòü!
                    Îí ÷åì-íèáóäü ñëó÷àéíî áûë çàäåðæàí.
                    Õîòü ãðóáîâàò îí, íî áëàãîðàçóìåí;
                    Õîòü âåñåëü÷àê, íî ÷åñòåí âìåñòå ñ òåì.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    È âñå æå ëó÷øå á ìíå åãî íå çíàòü!
 
                   Óõîäèò, ïëà÷à; çà íåþ Áüÿíêà è äðóãèå.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ñòóïàé, íå óïðåêíó òåáÿ çà ñëåçû:
                    Òàêîé îáèäû è ñâÿòîé íå ñíåñòü,
                    Òåáå æ, íåòåðïåëèâîé, è ïîäàâíî.
 
                             Âõîäèò Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Ñèíüîð,  ñèíüîð!  Ñòàðûå  íîâîñòè,  äà  òàêèå  íîâîñòè, î êàêèõ âû è íå
ñëûõèâàëè íèêîãäà!
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Íîâîñòè è âäðóã ñòàðûå? Ðàçâå æå ýòî âîçìîæíî?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     À ðàçâå íå íîâîñòè - óñëûøàòü î ïðèåçäå Ïåòðó÷÷î?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Îí ïðèåõàë?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Î íåò, ñèíüîð.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Òàê ÷òî æå òîãäà?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Îí åäåò.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Êîãäà æå îí áóäåò çäåñü?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Êîãäà áóäåò ñòîÿòü, ãäå ÿ ñåé÷àñ, è ñìîòðåòü íà âàñ òóäà.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
     Ãîâîðè æå, ÷òî ó òåáÿ çà ñòàðûå íîâîñòè!
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Òàê  âîò,  Ïåòðó÷÷î åäåò â íîâîé øëÿïå è â ñòàðîé êóðòêå; íà íåì ñòàðûå
øòàíû,  ïåðåëèöîâàííûå ðàçà òðè; ñàïîãè, ñëóæèâøèå ñâå÷íûìè ÿùèêàìè, îäèí íà
ïðÿæêå,  äðóãîé  íà  øíóðîâêå;  ñòàðûé,  ðæàâûé  ìå÷,  âçÿòûé  èç ãîðîäñêîãî
àðñåíàëà,  ñî  ñëîìàííîé  ðóêîÿòêîé  è áåç íàêîíå÷íèêà ó íîæåí, ñ ïîðâàííûìè
äûðî÷êàìè  íà ïîðòóïåå. Íà åãî õðîìîé êëÿ÷å - ñòàðîå, èçúåäåííîå ìîëüþ ñåäëî
è  ðàçíûå  ñòðåìåíà;  êðîìå òîãî, ó íåå ñàï, ñïèíà ñ èçúÿíîì, ãóáû ðàñïóõëè,
êîæà   øåëóäèâàÿ,  ïîäáðþøèíà  âçäóòà,  âñå  ñóñòàâû  ðàçáóõëè,  íåèçëå÷èìîå
âîñïàëåíèå  æåëåç,  ïîñòîÿííîå  ñïîòûêàíèå;  îíà  èçúåäåíà ÷åðâÿìè, æåëòà îò
æåëòóõè,  ëîïàòêè  êðèâûå;  âçíóçäàíà îíà íàïîëîâèíó ñëîìàííûì íåäîóçäêîì, à
óçäå÷êà  ó  íåå èç áàðàíüåé øêóðû, è îò ÷àñòîãî íàòÿãèâàíèÿ, ÷òîáû ëîøàäü íå
ïàäàëà,  îíà  ðàçîðâàëàñü  è òåïåðü ñâÿçàíà â íåñêîëüêèõ ìåñòàõ; ïîäïðóãà èç
øåñòè  êóñêîâ;  íàõâîñòíèê  áàðõàòíûé  ñ  äàìñêîãî  ñåäëà  ñ  äâóìÿ èìåííûìè
áóêâàìè,  ÷óäíî  íàêîëî÷åííûìè  èç  ãâîçäèêîâ,  è  ñâÿçàí  â  ðàçíûõ  ìåñòàõ
áå÷åâêîé.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Êòî åäåò ñ íèì?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Î,  ñèíüîð,  åãî  ëàêåé,  íàðÿæåííûé  âîðîíüèì  ïóãàëîì:  íà îäíîé íîãå
ëüíÿíîé  ÷óëîê,  íà  äðóãîé - øåðñòÿíîé øòèáëåò, ïîäâÿçàííûå êðàñíîé è ñèíåé
òåñåìêîé.  Øëÿïà  ñòàðàÿ,  âìåñòî ïåðà âîòêíóòî "Ñîðîê ïðè÷óä". {27} ×óäèùå,
èñòèííîå  ÷óäèùå! Ñîâåðøåííî íå ïîõîæ íà õðèñòèàíñêîãî ñëóãó èëè ãîñïîäñêîãî
ëàêåÿ.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    ×óäèò îí, âèäíî, äëÿ ÷åãî-íèáóäü.
                    Îáû÷íî îäåâàåòñÿ îí ñêðîìíî.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Â êàêîì áû âèäå îí íè ïðèøåë, ëèøü áû ÿâèëñÿ.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Îí ñþäà íå ïðèäåò, ñèíüîð.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Ðàçâå òû íå ñêàçàë ýòîãî?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     ×òî? ×òî Ïåòðó÷÷î èäåò?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Íó äà.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Íåò, ñóäàðü, ÿ ñêàçàë, ÷òî ëîøàäü åãî èäåò, à îí íà íåé åäåò.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Íó, ýòî âñå îäíî.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Êëÿíóñü ñâÿòûì Äæåìè,
                    Â çàêëàä ñòàâëþ ïåííè,
                    ×òî ýòè äâå òåíè
                    Õîòü áîëåå, íåæåëü îäíî ïðèâèäåíüå,
                    Äâîèõ âñå æå ìåíåå.
 
                         Âõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î è Ãðóìüî.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íó ãäå æå ìîëîäöû âñå? Åñòü êòî äîìà?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Äîáðî ïîæàëîâàòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                                      ß æàëóþ íå ä_î_áðî!
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Âû íå õðîìàåòå.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                                     Íî âàø íàðÿä
                    Íå òàê äîáðîïîðÿäî÷åí, êàê íàäî á.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Áóäü ëó÷øèé, ÿ, ñïåøà, íàäåë áû ýòîò.
                    Íî ãäå æå Êåò? Ãäå ìèëàÿ íåâåñòà? -
                    Îòåö, çäîðîâû ëü âû? - ×òî ñ âàìè âñåìè?
                    Íà ÷òî óñòàâèëèñü âû, ñëîâíî çðèòå
                    Ïåðåä ñîáîþ ñòðàííóþ ñòàòóþ,
                    Êîìåòó èëü íåâèäàííîå äèâî?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Èçâåñòíî âàì - ñåãîäíÿ âàøà ñâàäüáà.
                    Ñíà÷àëà ìû ãðóñòèëè, ÷òî âàñ íåò,
                    Òåïåðü íàñ âñåõ âäâîéíå âàø âèä ïå÷àëèò.
                    Äîëîé íàðÿä, äëÿ æåíèõà çàçîðíûé,
                    Áåëüìî â ãëàçó ó íàñ íà ïðàçäíåñòâå!
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñêàæèòå, ÷òî çà âàæíàÿ ïðè÷èíà
                    Ñ íåâåñòîé âàñ òàê äîëãî ðàçëó÷àëà
                    È ïðèâåëà ñþäà ñ ñîáîé íå ñõîæèì?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ðàññêàçûâàòü - äîêó÷íî, ñëóøàòü - òîøíî:
                    Äîâîëüíî, ÷òî, ïðèáûâ, ñäåðæàë ÿ ñëîâî,
                    Õîòü îïîçäàòü áûë âûíóæäåí íåìíîãî,
                     ÷åì íà äîñóãå òàê ÿ îïðàâäàþñü,
                    ×òî áóäåòå äîâîëüíû âû âïîëíå.
                    Íî ãäå æå Êåò? Äàâíî ÿ ñ íåé â ðàçëóêå.
                    Óæå çà ïîëäåíü, â öåðêîâü íàì ïîðà.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Íåëüçÿ ê íåâåñòå â íåïðèëè÷íîì ïëàòüå.
                    Èäåì êî ìíå - íàäåíåòå ìîå.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íåò, óæ ïîâåðüòå: òàê âîò è ÿâëþñü ê íåé.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Íî ïîä âåíåö íå òàê âåäü âû ïîéäåòå?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íåò, èìåííî âîò òàê. Äîâîëüíî ñëîâ!
                    Îíà ñî ìíîé âåí÷àåòñÿ, íå ñ ïëàòüåì.
                    Êîãäà áû ìîã ÿ âñå, ÷òî íè èñòðåïëåò
                    Îíà âî ìíå, ñìåíèòü, êàê ýòè òðÿïêè,
                    È åé áû ëó÷øå áûëî, äà è ìíå,
                    Íî ÷òî ÿ, êàê äóðàê, áîëòàþ ñ âàìè,
                    À íå èäó ïðèâåòñòâîâàòü íåâåñòó,
                    Çàïå÷àòëåâ òî èìÿ ïîöåëóåì?
 
                         Óõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î è Ãðóìüî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Îí íåñïðîñòà íàäåë íàðÿä äóðàöêèé.
                    Ïîïðîáóåì óãîâîðèòü åãî
                    Îäåòüñÿ äëÿ âåí÷àíèÿ ïðèëè÷íåé.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ïîéäó çà íèì è ïîñìîòðþ, ÷òî áóäåò.
 
                      Óõîäÿò Áàïòèñòà, Ãðåìüî è ñëóãè,
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð, ê åå ëþáâè íàì íàäëåæèò
                    Ñîãëàñèå îòöà åå ïðèáàâèòü.
                    ß âàì äîêëàäûâàë, ÷òî ñ ýòîé öåëüþ
                    Ìíå ÷åëîâåêà íóæíî ðàçäîáûòü, -
                    Êòî á íè áûë îí, - ÷òîá ê äåëó ïðèñïîñîáèòü:
                    Ïèçàíöåì äîëæåí îí Âèí÷åíöüî ñòàòü
                    È ïîðó÷èòüñÿ â Ïàäóå íà ñóììû
                    Êðóïíåé îáåùàííûõ çäåñü ìíîé çà âàñ.
                    Òîãäà ïëîäû íàäåæä ñâîèõ âêóøàéòå,
                    Ñ ñîãëàñèÿ îòöà æåíÿñü íà Áüÿíêå.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Êîãäà áû çäåøíèé ìîé ñîáðàò-ó÷èòåëü
                    Çà êàæäûì øàãîì Áüÿíêè íå ñëåäèë,
                    Ìû òàéíûé áðàê ìîãëè áû çàêëþ÷èòü;
                    Òîãäà áû ÿ, - õîòÿ á âåñü ñâåò áûë ïðîòèâ, -
                    Íàïåðåêîð åìó, âëàäåë ñâîèì.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ìû ïîñòåïåííî ýòî âñå îáñóäèì,
                    È âûãîäó ñâîþ ìû ñîáëþäåì:
                    Ìû îäóðà÷èì ñòàðèêàíà Ãðåìüî,
                    È õèòðîãî ïàïàøó Ìèíîëó,
                    È ìóçûêàíòà âëþá÷èâîãî - Ëè÷üî,
                    Âñå ðàäè âàñ, õîçÿèí ìîé Ëþ÷åíöüî.
 
                               Âõîäèò Ãðåìüî,
 
                    Ñèíüîð, âû íå èç öåðêâè ëè èäåòå?
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Òàê óäèðàë èç øêîëû ÿ êîãäà-òî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Äîìîé îòïðàâèëèñü ìîëîäîæåíû?
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Äà, ìîëîäîé íàø - ìîëîäåö ïðîææåííûé,
                    È äåâóøêå ïîêàæåò îí ñåáÿ.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñòðîïòèâåé, ÷åì îíà? Íå ìîæåò áûòü.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Äà ýòî ÷îðò, ñàì ÷îðò; îí - ñóùèé äüÿâîë.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    ×îðò è îíà, ñàì ÷îðò, âåðíåé - ÷åðòîâêà.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Îíà - îâå÷êà ïåðåä íèì, ãîëóáêà!
                    Âîò âû ïîñëóøàéòå: êîãäà ñâÿùåííèê
                    Ñïðîñèë, áåðåò ëè äåâóøêó îí â æåíû,
                    Îí ðÿâêíóë òàê: "Íó äà!", òàê çàáîæèëñÿ,
                    ×òî ïîï ñ èñïóãó òðåáíèê óðîíèë;
                    Êîãäà æå, ÷òîá ïîäíÿòü åãî, íàãíóëñÿ,
                    Äàë ìîëîäîé åìó ïèíêà, äà òàê,
                    ×òî ïîï è òðåáíèê, âñå òóò ïîëåòåëî,
                    À îí: "Âîçèòåñü ñ íèì, êîìó åñòü äåëî!"
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    À ÷òî ïðè ýòîì äåâóøêà ñêàçàëà?
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Äðîæàëà è òðÿñëàñü; à îí ðóãàëñÿ,
                    Êàê áóäòî ïîï íàäóòü åãî õîòåë.
                    Ïî ñîâåðøåíèè îáðÿäîâ äîëæíûõ,
                    Ñïðîñèâ âèíà, îí âîçãëàñèë çäîðîâüå,
                    Êàê áóäòî ïîñëå áóðè ïèðîâàë
                    Íà êîðàáëå ñ êîìàíäîé; âñëàñòü ìóñêàòó
                    Íàïèâøèñü, {28} îí â ëèöî ïîíîìàðþ
                    Ïëåñíóë îñòàòêè - òîëüêî ïîòîìó,
                    ×òî áîðîäåíêîé òîò òÿíóëñÿ æàäíî,
                    Êàê áû ïðîñÿ ïîäà÷êè ó íåãî.
                    Ïîòîì íåâåñòó îáõâàòèë çà øåþ,
                    È â ãóáû îí åå òàê çâîíêî ÷ìîêíóë,
                    ×òî ïî âñåé öåðêâè ýõî ðàçíåñëîñü.
                    ß îò ïîçîðèùà óøåë òàêîãî;
                    À âñëåä çà ìíîé óøëè è îñòàëüíûå.
                    ß íå âèäàë åùå ñòîëü äèêîé ñâàäüáû.
                    Íî, ñëûøó ÿ, èãðàþò ìóçûêàíòû!..
 
                                  Ìóçûêà.
                Âõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î, Êàòàðèíà, Áüÿíêà, Áàïòèñòà,
                         Ãîðòåíçüî, Ãðóìüî è ãîñòè.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Áëàãîäàðþ çà õëîïîòû, ñèíüîðû.
                    Ñî ìíîé âû ïîëàãàëè ïîîáåäàòü
                    È ïðèãîòîâèëè îáèëüíûé ñòîë;
                    Íî ñïåøíûå äåëà ìåíÿ çîâóò,
                    È ÿ íàìåðåí çäåñü ïðîñòèòüñÿ ñ âàìè.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Óæåëü ïîåäåòå âû íà íî÷ü ãëÿäÿ?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß äî íî÷è åùå óåõàòü äîëæåí.
                    Íå óäèâëÿéòåñü: çíàëè á âû â ÷åì äåëî,
                    Âû åõàòü ïîïðîñèëè áû ìåíÿ.
                    Áëàãîäàðþ êîìïàíèþ ÷åñòíóþ.
                    Âû âèäåëè, êàê îòäàë ÿ ñåáÿ
                    Æåíå ïðåëåñòíîé, êðîòêîé, òåðïåëèâîé.
                    Òàê îñòàâàéòåñü æå ñ îòöîì îáåäàòü -
                    Ïèðóéòå, ïåéòå çà ìîå çäîðîâüå.
                    ß æ äîëæåí åõàòü. Ìîé ïðèâåò âàì âñåì.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ïîçâîëüòå íàì ïðîñèòü âàñ îòîáåäàòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íèêàê íåëüçÿ.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                                    Ïîçâîëüòå ìíå ïðîñèòü âàñ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íåëüçÿ íèêàê.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                   Ïîçâîëüòå ìíå ïðîñèòü âàñ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß î÷åíü ðàä.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                  Îñòàòüñÿ ðàäû âû?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ðàä, ÷òî ìåíÿ âû ïðîñèòå îñòàòüñÿ;
                    Íî íå îñòàíóñü, êàê âû íè ïðîñèòå.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Îñòàíüòåñü, åñëè ëþáèòå ìåíÿ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ýé, Ãðóìüî, ëîøàäåé!
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Ãîòîâû, ñèíüîð. Îâåñ ñúåë óæå âñåõ ëîøàäåé.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Íó, åñëè òàê, -
                    Êàê õî÷åøü, ÿ ñåãîäíÿ íå ïîåäó,
                    Íè çàâòðà, íåò, ïîêà íå çàõî÷ó.
                    Íèêòî íå äåðæèò, ñêàòåðòüþ äîðîãà;
                    Ñêà÷è, ïîêà ñàïîã íå èçíîñèë;
                    À ÿ îñòàíóñü, ñêîëüêî ïîæåëàþ.
                    Õàðàêòåð ñâîé âû ñðàçó ïîêàçàëè.
                    Õîðîø êðàñàâ÷èê, íå÷åãî ñêàçàòü!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íó, Êèñêà, óñïîêîéñÿ, íå ñåðäèñü.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Õî÷ó è áóäó. ×òî òåáå çà äåëî? -
                    Îòåö, îí îñòàåòñÿ, áóäü ñïîêîåí.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Åé-åé, ñèíüîð, òåïåðü ïîéäåò ïîòåõà.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ïðîøó ïîæàëîâàòü ê ñòîëó, ñèíüîðû.
                    ß âèæó - æåíùèíó ëåãêî äóðà÷èòü,
                    Êîãäà îíà íå ñìååò äàòü îòïîð.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Îíè ïîéäóò ïî òâîåìó ïðèêàçó. -
                    Ñèíüîðû, ïîâèíóéòåñü íîâîáðà÷íîé;
                    Èäèòå ïèðîâàòü, êóòèòü, áóÿíèòü
                    È ïðîïèâàòü äåâè÷åñòâî åå;
                    Äóðà÷üòåñü, âåñåëèòåñü, èëü ÷îðò ñ âàìè.
                    À ìèëîé Êåò ñî ìíîé ïðèäåòñÿ åõàòü.
                    Íó, áðîñüòå õìóðèòüñÿ, âîð÷àòü, êîñèòüñÿ.
                    Ñâîèì äîáðîì ðàñïîëàãàòü ÿ âîëåí:
                    Îíà - ìîå èìóùåñòâî, ìîé äîì,
                    Ìîé ñêàðá äîìàøíèé, ìîé àìáàð, ìîé âûãîí,
                    Ìîé âîë, ìîé êîíü, îñåë, âñå, ÷òî óãîäíî.
                    Âîò çäåñü îíà, - ïîñìåéòå òîëüêî òðîíóòü:
                    Ðàçäåëàþñü ÿ ñ êàæäûì, êòî äåðçíåò
                    Ñòàòü ïîïåðåê äîðîãè ìíå. - Ýé, Ãðóìüî,
                    Ê îðóæèþ! Ðàçáîéíèêè íàïàëè:
                    Ñïàñàé õîçÿéêó, åñëè òû ìóæ÷èíà. -
                    Íå áîéñÿ, Êåò, îíè òåáÿ íå òðîíóò:
                    ß îò ìèëüîíà çàùèùó òåáÿ.
 
                    Óõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î, Êàòàðèíà è Ãðóìüî.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ïóñòü èõ óõîäÿò. Äðóæíàÿ ÷åòà!
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Åùå ñåêóíäà - ÿ á ñî ñìåõó ïîìåð.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Áåçóìíåéøèé èç âñåõ áåçóìíûõ áðàêîâ!
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    ×òî î ñåñòðå âû ñêàæåòå, ñèíüîðà?
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Áåçóìíàÿ áåçóìíî âûøëà çàìóæ.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    À âñå æ îíà ñâåëà åãî ñ óìà.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ñîñåäè è äðóçüÿ, õîòÿ ïóñòóþò
                    Ìåñòà ìîëîäîæåíîâ çà ñòîëîì,
                    Íî íà ïèðó íåò íåäîñòàòêà â ÿñòâàõ. -
                    Ëþ÷åíöüî, ìåñòî æåíèõà çàéìèòå,
                    À Áüÿíêà ìåñòî ñåñòðèíî çàéìåò.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    ×òîá ïðèó÷àëàñü ê ðîëè íîâîáðà÷íîé?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Äà, äà, Ëþ÷åíöüî. - ×òî æ, èäåì, ñèíüîðû!
 
                                  Óõîäÿò.
 
 

ÀÊÒ IV

 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 1

 
 

ÇÀÃÎÐÎÄÍÛÉ ÄÎÌ ÏÅÒÐÓ××Î.

 
 
                               Âõîäèò Ãðóìüî.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     ×îðò  áû  ïîáðàë âñåõ çàãíàííûõ êëÿ÷, âñåõ øàëüíûõ õîçÿåâ è âñå ãðÿçíûå
äîðîãè!  Áûâàë  ëè  êîãäà-íèáóäü  ÷åëîâåê  òàê  èçáèò? Áûâàë ëè êîãäà-íèáóäü
÷åëîâåê òàê èçìàçàí? Áûâàë ëè êîãäà-íèáóäü ÷åëîâåê òàê èçìó÷åí? Ìåíÿ ïîñëàëè
âïåðåä ðàçâåñòè îãîíü, à ñàìè ÿâÿòñÿ ïîòîì ãðåòüñÿ. Íå áóäü ÿ ìàë äà óäàë, ó
ìåíÿ  ãóáû ïðèìåðçëè áû ê çóáàì, ÿçûê ê íåáó, ñåðäöå ê æåëóäêó, ïðåæäå ÷åì ÿ
ðàçäîáûë  áû  îãíÿ,  ÷òîáû  îòòàÿòü. Íî ÿ, äóÿ íà îãîíü, ñîãðåþ ñåáÿ, ïîòîìó
÷òî,   ïðèíèìàÿ   âî  âíèìàíèå  ïîãîäó,  è  áîëåå  ðîñëûé  ÷åëîâåê,  ÷åì  ÿ,
ïðîñòóäèòñÿ. - Ãåé, ãî! Êåðòèñ!
 
                               Âõîäèò Êåðòèñ.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Êòî ýòî êëè÷åò òàêèì çàñòóæåííûì ãîëîñîì?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Ëüäèíà.  Åñëè  ñîìíåâàåøüñÿ,  ìîæåøü ñêàòèòüñÿ ïî ìíå îò ïëå÷ äî ïÿòîê,
ðàçáåæàâøèñü ïî ãîëîâå è ïî øåå. Îãíÿ, äîáðåéøèé Êåðòèñ!
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Õîçÿèí ñ æåíîé åäóò, Ãðóìüî?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Î äà, Êåðòèñ, äà. È ïîòîìó îãíÿ, îãíÿ! Íå ëåé âîäû.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Òàêàÿ ëè îíà áåøåíî ñòðîïòèâàÿ, êàê ðàññêàçûâàþò ïðî íåå?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Áûëà  òàêîé,  äîáðåéøèé  Êåðòèñ,  äî  ýòîé  ñòóæè.  Íî ñàì çíàåøü, çèìà
óêðîùàåò  è ìóæ÷èíó, è æåíùèíó, è ñêîòèíó; ïîòîìó ÷òî îíà óêðîòèëà è ñòàðîãî
ìîåãî õîçÿèíà, è íîâóþ ìîþ õîçÿéêó, è ìåíÿ ñàìîãî, äðóæèùå Êåðòèñ.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Óáèðàéñÿ òû, òðåõäþéìîâûé äóðåíü! ß íå ñêîòèíà.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Áóäòî  ÿ  âñåãî  òðåõäþéìîâûé?  Ó  òåáÿ ðîã äëèíîé â ôóò, à ÿ íè÷óòü íå
ìåíüøå  åãî.  Íî  ðàçâåäåøü  òû  îãîíü?  À  íå  òî ÿ ïîæàëóþñü íà òåáÿ íàøåé
õîçÿéêå, è òû âñêîðîñòè ïî÷óâñòâóåøü åå ðóêó, ïîòîìó ÷òî äî íåå ñàìîé ñåé÷àñ
ðóêîé ïîäàòü; è ýòî ïðèâåäåò ê òâîåìó îõëàæäåíèþ, çà òî ÷òî òû òàê êîïàåøüñÿ
ñî ñâîèì ãîðÿ÷èì äåëîì.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Ïðîøó òåáÿ, äîáðåéøèé Ãðóìüî, ðàññêàæè, ÷òî äåëàåòñÿ íà ñâåòå.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Íà  õîëîäíîì  ñâåòå,  Êåðòèñ,  õîëîäíîì  âî âñåõ äåëàõ, êðîìå òâîåãî; è
ïîòîìó  -  îãíÿ!  Èñïîëíè  ñâîé  äîëã è ïîëó÷àé äîëæíîå; ïîòîìó ÷òî õîçÿèí ñ
õîçÿéêîé ïðîìåðçëè ÷óòü íå äî ñìåðòè.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Îãîíü ðàçãîðåëñÿ; è ïîòîìó, äîáðåéøèé Ãðóìüî, íîâîñòåé!
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Íó, "Äæåê, ìàëûé! Ýé, ìàëûé!" - íîâîñòåé ïîëó÷èøü ñêîëüêî óãîäíî.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Àõ òû, ïëóò ïðîäóâíîé!
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Äà  íó  æå,  îãíÿ! Ïîòîìó ÷òî ìåíÿ çäîðîâî ïðîäóëî. Ãäå ïîâàð? Ãîòîâ ëè
óæèí,  ïðèáðàíî  ëè  â  äîìå,  óñûïàí ëè ïîë òðîñòíèêîì, ñìåòåíà ëè ïàóòèíà?
Íàäåëè  ëè  ñëóãè  íîâûå  ïëàòüÿ  è  áåëûå ÷óëêè, à âñå ñëóæàùèå - ñâàäåáíûå
íàðÿäû?  Âû÷èùåíû  ëè ïëîøêè è ëîæêè âíóòðè è ñíàðóæè, ïîñòëàíû ëè ñêàòåðòè,
âñå ëè â ïîðÿäêå?
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Âñå ãîòîâî; à ïîòîìó, ïðîøó òåáÿ, íîâîñòåé!
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Âî-ïåðâûõ, çíàé, ÷òî ìîÿ ëîøàäü óñòàëà, à õîçÿèí ñ õîçÿéêîé øëåïíóëèñü.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Êàêèì îáðàçîì?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Ñ ñåäåë â ãðÿçü. Â ýòîì ñóòü âñåé èñòîðèè.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Ïðîäîëæàé æå åå, äîáðåéøèé Ãðóìüî.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Ïîäñòàâü óõî.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Âîò îíî.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Òàê åãî!
                               (Óäàðÿåò åãî.)
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Ýòî çíà÷èò ïî÷óâñòâîâàòü èñòîðèþ, à íå óñëûøàòü åå.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     È   ïîòîìó  ýòî  íàçûâàåòñÿ  ÷óâñòâèòåëüíîé  èñòîðèåé.  À  çàòðåùèíîé ÿ
ïîñòó÷àëñÿ  òåáå  â  óõî,  ïðîñÿ  âíèìàíüÿ.  Òåïåðü  íà÷èíàþ.  Âî-ïåðâûõ, ìû
ñïóñêàëèñü ñ ãðÿçíîãî êîñîãîðà, ïðè÷åì õîçÿèí ñèäåë ïîçàäè õîçÿéêè.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Îáà íà îäíîé ëîøàäè?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     À òåáå ÷òî äî ýòîãî?
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Íó è ëîøàäü!
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Ðàññêàçûâàé  äàëüøå  ñàì;  à åñëè áû òû íå ïåðåáèë ìåíÿ, òû áû óñëûøàë,
êàê  åå  ëîøàäü  óïàëà  è  îíà îêàçàëàñü ïîä ëîøàäüþ; òû áû óñëûøàë, â êàêîé
ãðÿçèùå,  êàê  îíà  èçìàçàëàñü, êàê îí îñòàâèë åå ëåæàòü ïîä ëîøàäüþ, êàê îí
ïîáèë  ìåíÿ  çà  òî,  ÷òî  åå ëîøàäü ñïîòêíóëàñü, êàê îíà ïåðåáèðàëàñü ÷åðåç
ãðÿçü,  ÷òîáû  îòòàùèòü  åãî  îò  ìåíÿ, êàê îí ðóãàëñÿ, êàê îíà óïðàøèâàëà -
íèêîãäà  äî  òîãî  íå ïðîñèâøàÿ, - êàê ÿ îðàë, êàê ëîøàäè ðàçáåæàëèñü, êàê ó
íåå ðàçîðâàëàñü óçäå÷êà, êàê ÿ ïîòåðÿë ïîäïðóãè, - è ìíîãî åùå äîñòîïàìÿòíûõ
âåùåé; à òåïåðü îíè óìðóò â çàáâåíèè, è òû ñîéäåøü â ìîãèëó íåâåæäîé.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Ñóäÿ ïî ýòîìó ñ÷åòó, îí åùå ñòðîïòèâåé åå.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Äà; è ýòî òû è ñàìûé ïðåäåðçîñòíûé èç âñåõ âàñ óâèäèòå, êîãäà îí ÿâèòñÿ
äîìîé. Íî ÷òî ýòî ÿ ðàñòàáàðûâàþ? Çîâè Íåòåíüåëà, Äæîçåôà, Íèêëàñà, Ôèëèïïà,
Óîëòåðà,  Ñëàñòåíó  è îñòàëüíûõ. Ïóñòü îíè ïîãëàæå ïðè÷åøóò ãîëîâû, âû÷èñòÿò
ãîëóáûå  êóðòêè  è  çàâÿæóò ïîïðèëè÷íåå ïîäâÿçêè; ïóñòü ðàñøàðêèâàþòñÿ ëåâîé
íîãîé  è  íå ñìåþò òðîíóòü âîëîñêà â õâîñòå ëîøàäè ìîåãî õîçÿèíà, ïðåæäå ÷åì
íå ïîöåëóþò åìó ðóêó. Âñå îíè ãîòîâû?
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Âñå.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Çîâè èõ ñþäà.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Ýé,  âû,  ñëûøèòå?  Âû  äîëæíû  âñòðåòèòü  õîçÿèíà, ÷òîáû îêàçàòü ÷åñòü
õîçÿéêå.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Ó íåå ó ñàìîé åñòü ÷åñòü.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Êòî æå ýòîãî íå çíàåò?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Òû, åñëè ñîçûâàåøü ëþäåé, ÷òîáû îêàçàòü åé ÷åñòü.
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     ß çîâó èõ, ÷òîáû îíè âûïîëíèëè ñâîé äîëã ïåðåä íåé.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Îíà åäåò ñþäà íå çà òåì, ÷òîáû áðàòü ÷òî-íèáóäü â äîëã.
 
                           Âõîäÿò íåñêîëüêî ñëóã.
 
                                  Íåòåíüåë
 
     Çäðàâñòâóé, Ãðóìüî!
 
                                   Ôèëèïï
 
     Êàê äåëà, Ãðóìüî?
 
                                   Äæîçåô
 
     ×òî íîâîãî, Ãðóìüî?
 
                                   Íèêëàñ
 
     Äðóæèùå Ãðóìüî!
 
                                  Íåòåíüåë
 
     Êàê æèâåøü, ñòàðèíà?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Çäðàâñòâóéòå,  ãîëóá÷èêè.  Êàê  äåëà, ãîëóá÷èêè? ×òî íîâîãî, ãîëóá÷èêè?
Äðóæèùà,  ãîëóá÷èêè!  Íó è äîâîëüíî äëÿ âñòðå÷è. À òåïåðü ñêàæèòå, ìîè ëèõèå
òîâàðèùè, âñå ëè ó âàñ ãîòîâî, âñå ëè â ïîðÿäêå?
 
                                  Íåòåíüåë
 
     Âñå ãîòîâî. Õîçÿèí áëèçêî?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Ðóêîé  ïîäàòü;  ïîäè óæ ñ êîíÿ ñîøåë, è ïîòîìó, íå áóäü... ×îðò ïîáåðè,
òèøå: ÿ ñëûøó øàãè õîçÿèíà!
 
                        Âõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î è Êàòàðèíà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ãäå ýòè ïëóòû? Íè äóøè â âîðîòàõ,
                    ×òîá ñòðåìÿ ïîäåðæàòü è âçÿòü êîíÿ!
                    Ãäå æå Íåòåíüåë, Ãðåãîðè, Ôèëèïï?
 
                                   Ñëóãè
 
                    Çäåñü, çäåñü, ñèíüîð! - Çäåñü, çäåñü, ñèíüîð!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    "Çäåñü, çäåñü, ñèíüîð! - Çäåñü, çäåñü, ñèíüîð!"
                    Áîëâàíû íåîòåñàííûå, äóðíè!
                    Íè ðâåíüÿ, íè óñåðäüÿ, íè âíèìàíüÿ! -
                    Ãäå òîò äóðàê, ÷òî ïîñëàí áûë âïåðåä?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    ß çäåñü, ñèíüîð; è äóðàêîì îñòàëñÿ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ðàççÿâà, ïåíòþõ! Ëîøàäü ëîìîâàÿ!
                    Íå ïðèêàçàë ëè ÿ âñòðå÷àòü íàñ â ïàðêå
                    È ïðèâåñòè âñåõ ýòèõ øåëüìåöîâ?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Íî ó Íåòåíüåëà íå ñøèòà êóðòêà,
                    Ó Ãåáðèýëÿ áàøìàêè ïîðâàëèñü,
                    Ó Ïèòåðà íå âûêðàøåíà øëÿïà,
                    Ó Óîëòåðà êèíæàë â ïî÷èíêó îòäàí;
                    Ëèøü Ãðåãîðè, Àäàì è Ðåëô â ïîðÿäêå,
                    À îñòàëüíûå - â íèùåíñêèõ îòðåïüÿõ.
                    Íî âñå îíè ÿâèëèñü âàñ âñòðå÷àòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ìàðø, íåãîäÿè, ïîäàâàéòå óæèí!
 
                           Óõîäÿò íåñêîëüêî ñëóã.
 
                                 (Íàïåâàÿ)
                    "Ãäå æèçíü, êîòîðîé æèë ÿ ïðåæäå,
                    Ãäå òå..." Ïðèñàæèâàéñÿ, Êåò, ïðîøó.
                    Óô, óô, óô, óô!
 
                           Âõîäÿò ñëóãè ñ óæèíîì.
 
                    Íó ÷òî æå? - Êåò, ðàçâåñåëèñü, ãîëóáêà. -
                    Ñíÿòü ñàïîãè ñ ìåíÿ, êàíàëüè! ×òî æ âû?
                                   (Ïîåò)
                         "Æèë-áûë íà ñâåòå êàïóöèí;
                         Îí ïî äîðîãå øåë îäèí..."
                    Êàíàëüÿ, ïðî÷ü! Òû âûâèõíóë ìíå íîãó,
                    Íà, ïîëó÷àé! Òàùè äðóãîé ïîëåã÷å.
                                (Áüåò åãî.)
                    Áóäü âåñåëåå, Êåò! - Âîäû ìíå! Ýé! -
                    Ãäå ïåñ Òðîèë? - Ïîøåë æèâåé, áåçäåëüíèê,
                    Çîâè ñþäà êóçåíà Ôåðäèíàíäà.
 
                            Óõîäèò îäèí èç ñëóã.
 
                    Êåò, ïîöåëóé åãî è ïîçíàêîìüñÿ. -
                    Ãäå òóôëè? - ×òî æå, ïîëó÷ó ÿ âîäó?
 
                      Âõîäèò Ñëóãà ñ êóâøèíîì è òàçîì.
 
                    Ìîé ðóêè, Êåò, - è ìèëîñòè ïðîøó.
 
                            Ñëóãà ðîíÿåò êóâøèí.
 
                    Àõ òû, ðàñòÿïà, áóäåøü òû ðîíÿòü?
                                (Áüåò åãî.)
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Íå áåéòå, îí íå÷àÿííî; ïðîøó âàñ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Áîëâàí, ðàçèíÿ, îëóõ, ðîòîçåé! -
                    Ñàäèñü æå, Êèñêà: òû ïðîãîëîäàëàñü.
                    Ìîëèòâó òû ïðî÷òåøü, èëü ìíå ïðî÷åñòü?
                    ×òî òóò? Áàðàøåê?
 
                                 1-é Ñëóãà
 
                                       Äà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                                            Êòî ïîäàë?
 
                                 1-é Ñëóãà
 

ß.

 
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Âñå ïîäãîðåëî! Ãäå êàíàëüÿ ïîâàð?
                    ×òî ýòî çà ñîáàêè! Íåãîäÿè,
                    Êàê âû ïîñìåëè ïðèíåñòè èç êóõíè,
                    Ïîäàòü ìíå òî, ÷åãî ÿ íå ëþáëþ?
                    Áëþäà, òàðåëêè, êóáêè, âñå äîëîé!
                  (Ðàçáðàñûâàåò áëþäà è ïðî÷åå ïî ñöåíå )
                    Âû, íåðàäèâûå ðàáû, îáëîìû!
                    ×òî, âû âîð÷àòü? Òàê ÿ æ âàñ ïîäòÿíó.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ïðîøó âàñ, óñïîêîéòåñü, ìîé ñóïðóã.
                    Âû ïðèäèðàåòåñü - íå ïëîõî ìÿñî.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß ãîâîðþ: ñãîðåëî, ïåðåñîõëî, -
                    À ìíå çàïðåùåíî òàêîå åñòü:
                    Æåë÷ü ðàçäðàæàÿ, ýòî ãíåâ ðîäèò;
                    È ëó÷øå íàì îáîèì ïîïîñòèòüñÿ, -
                    È áåç òîãî âåäü îáà æåë÷íû ìû, -
                    ×åì ïåðåæàðåííûì ïèòàòüñÿ ìÿñîì.
                    Íåò, ïîòåðïè: ìû çàâòðà íàâåðñòàåì,
                    À ýòîé íî÷üþ âìåñòå ïîïîñòèìñÿ.
                    Èäåì, ÿ â ñïàëüíþ îòâåäó òåáÿ.
 
                    Óõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î, Êàòàðèíà è Êåðòèñ.
                      Âõîäÿò, ïîðîçíü, íåñêîëüêî ñëóã.
 
                                  Íåòåíüåë
 
     Ïèòåð, âèäåë òû ÷òî-íèáóäü ïîäîáíîå?
 
                                   Ïèòåð
 
     Îí âûøèáàåò êëèí êëèíîì.
 
                               Âõîäèò Êåðòèñ.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Ãäå îí òåïåðü?
 
                                   Êåðòèñ
 
     Â åå ñïàëüíå è ïðîïîâåäóåò åé âîçäåðæàíèå.
                    Ðóãàåòñÿ, êðè÷èò; îíà æ, áåäíÿæêà,
                    Íå çíàåò, ÷òî åé äåëàòü, ÷òî ñêàçàòü,
                    Êàê áóäòî òîëüêî ÷òî îò ñíà î÷íóëàñü.
                    Èäåì, èäåì îòñþäà! Âîò îí ñàì.
 
                                  Óõîäÿò.
                              Âõîäèò Ïåòðó÷÷î.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Óìåëî íà÷àë ÿ ñâîå ïðàâëåíüå, -
                    Íàäåþñü, ÷òî óìåëî çàâåðøó.
                    Ìîé ñîêîë íûí÷å ãîëîäåí è áóåí,
                    È ñûò íå äîëæåí áûòü, ïîêà íå ñÿäåò,
                    À òî íå âçãëÿíåò íà ïðèìàíêó îí.
                    Åùå åñòü ñïîñîá ïðèðó÷èòü äèêàðêó,
                    ×òîá øëà íà çîâ, õîçÿéñêèé ãîëîñ çíàÿ:
                    Êàê ÿñòðåáàì, ÷òî áüþòñÿ íåïîêîðíî,
                    Ñïàòü íå äàþò, òàê ïîñòóïàòü è ñ íåé.
                    Íå åëà íûí÷å - è íå áóäåò åñòü;
                    Íî÷ü íå ñïàëà - è ýòó ñïàòü íå áóäåò;
                    Êàê ÿ ê åäå ïðèäðàëñÿ íåïîâèííîé,
                    Òàê è ê ïîñòåëè íàøåé ïðèäåðóñü:
                    Ïîäóøêè ðàñøâûðÿþ, èçãîëîâüÿ,
                    È ïðîñòûíè, è îäåÿëà, âñå;
                    Äà, è ñîäîì âåñü ýòîò îáúÿñíþ
                    Îäíîé ïî÷òèòåëüíîé î íåé çàáîòîé;
                    È â ðåçóëüòàòå åé. íå ñïàòü âñþ íî÷ü;
                    À åñëè è âçäðåìíåò, ïðèìóñü ðóãàòüñÿ
                    È êðèêîì áîëüøå åé çàñíóòü íå äàì.
                    Óáèòü æåíó òàêîé çàáîòîé ìîæíî;
                    Òàê ñâîåâîëüå îáóçäàþ â íåé.
                    Êòî óêðîùàòü ñòðîïòèâûõ ëó÷øå ìîæåò,
                    Ïóñòü, áëàãîäåòåëü, ñïîñîá ñâîé èçëîæèò.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 2

 
 

ÏÀÄÓß. ÏÅÐÅÄ ÄÎÌÎÌ ÁÀÏÒÈÑÒÛ.

 
 
                         Âõîäÿò Òðàíüî è Ãîðòåíçüî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Âîçìîæíî ëè, äðóã Ëè÷üî, ÷òîáû Áüÿíêà
                    Äðóãîãî ïîëþáèëà, íå Ëþ÷åíöüî?
                    È ëîâêî æ ïðîâåëà îíà ìåíÿ!
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    ×òîáû ïðîâåðèòü, ïðàâäó ëü ÿ ñêàçàë,
                    Îñòàíüòåñü çäåñü ïîñëóøàòü, êàê îí ó÷èò.
 
                             Îòõîäÿò â ñòîðîíó.
                         Âõîäÿò Áüÿíêà è Ëþ÷åíöüî.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Êàê óñïåâàåòå, ñèíüîðà, â ÷òåíüå?
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    ×òî âû ÷èòàåòå, ìíå â ïîó÷åíüå?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ëþáâè íàóêà - ìîé ïðåäìåò, ñèíüîðà.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Õîòèòå îâëàäåòü íàóêîé òîé?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Êàê âû âëàäååòå, ñèíüîðà, ìíîé.
 
                          Îòõîäÿò â ãëóáèíó ñöåíû.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Óñïåõè, ïðàâäà, áûñòðûå! Ñêàæèòå,
                    Ïðîøó âàñ, êàê æå âû êëÿëèñü, ÷òî Áüÿíêå
                    Ëþ÷åíöüî áîëüøå âñåõ íà ñâåòå ìèë?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Î âåòðåíîñòü! Î æåíñêîå êîâàðñòâî! -
                    Ïîâåðüòå, Ëè÷üî, î÷åíü ÿ äèâëþñü.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Íå çàáëóæäàéòåñü äîëüøå: ÿ - íå Ëè÷üî,
                    Íå ìóçûêàíò, êàêèì ÿ ïðåäñòàâëÿëñÿ;
                    Ïðîòèâíî ìíå ïîä ìàñêîþ õîäèòü
                    Ðàäè íåå, ïðåçðåâøåé äâîðÿíèíà,
                    ×òîá ñäåëàòü èäîëà èç ïðîõîäèìöà.
                    Èòàê, ñèíüîð, ìåíÿ çîâóò Ãîðòåíçüî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð Ãîðòåíçüî, ñëûøàë ÿ íå ðàç,
                    ×òî ê Áüÿíêå âû ïðèâÿçàíû âñåì ñåðäöåì.
                    Â åå íåïîñòîÿíñòâå óáåäÿñü,
                    ß âìåñòå ñ âàìè, åñëè âû ñîãëàñíû,
                    Îò Áüÿíêè îòðåêàþñü íàâñåãäà.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñìîòðèòå, ÷òî çà ëàñêè, ïîöåëóè!
                    Ñèíüîð, âîò âàì ðóêà ìîÿ: êëÿíóñü,
                    ×òî îòñòóïàþñü îò íåå íàâåêè,
                    Îò íåäîñòîéíîé ïðåæíèõ ÷óâñòâ ìîèõ,
                    Êîòîðûå òàê íåæíî èçúÿâëÿë ÿ.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Êëÿíóñü è ÿ, ÷òî íå æåíþñü íà íåé,
                    Õîòÿ á îíà îá ýòîì óìîëÿëà.
                    Ôó, ÷îðò! Êàê ìåðçêî ëàñòèòñÿ ê íåìó!
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Òàê ïóñòü çà òî âåñü ñâåò åå îòðèíåò!
                    ×òî äî ìåíÿ, òî íå ïðîéäåò òðåõ äíåé,
                    ×òîá êëÿòâó ñîáëþñòè, ÿ ïîâåí÷àþñü
                    Ñ âäîâîé áîãàòîé, ëþáÿùåé ìåíÿ,
                    Êàê ÿ ëþáèë ãîðäÿ÷êó ýòó Áüÿíêó.
                    Èòàê, ñèíüîð Ëþ÷åíöüî, äî ñâèäàíüÿ. -
                    Íå ïðåëåñòü â æåíùèíàõ, íî äîáðîòà
                    Ìîþ ëþáîâü çàñëóæèò. Íó, ïðîùàéòå.
                    ß òâåðä â ðåøåíüå òîì, â êîòîðîì êëÿëñÿ.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîðà Áüÿíêà, áóäüòå òàê ñ÷àñòëèâû,
                    Êàê òîëüêî áûòü áû, ïîëþáèâ, ìîãëè âû!
                    Çàñòàâ íå÷àÿííî ñâèäàíüå âàøå,
                    Îò âàñ îòðåêñÿ ÿ ñ Ãîðòåíçüî âìåñòå.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Òû øóòèøü, Òðàíüî! Îáà îòðåêëèñü?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Äà, îáà.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                              Ìû èçáàâèëèñü îò Ëè÷üî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Òåïåðü ðåøèë îí ê âäîâóøêå áåäîâîé
                    Ïîñâàòàòüñÿ è â òîò æå äåíü æåíèòüñÿ.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Äàé áîã èì ñ÷àñòüÿ!
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Îí óêðîòèò åå.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                                     Òàê óâåðÿåò?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Îí â øêîëó óêðîùåíüÿ ïîñòóïèë.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Äà íåóæåëè åñòü òàêàÿ øêîëà?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Åñòü, è Ïåòðó÷÷î îáó÷àåò â íåé
                    Ðàçëè÷íûì ñïîñîáàì ñìèðÿòü ñòðîïòèâûõ
                    È ÿçûêè îáóçäûâàòü áîëòëèâûõ.
 
                             Âõîäèò Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Ñèíüîð, ñèíüîð, óñòàë ÿ, êàê ñîáàêà, -
                    Òàê äîëãî ñòîðîæèë; íî íàêîíåö
                    Ñ õîëìà ñïóñòèëñÿ ïðåñòàðåëûé àíãåë:
                    Îí íàì ïîìîæåò.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                                     Êòî æå îí, Áüîíäåëëî?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Íå çíàþ êòî: òîðãàø èëè ïåäàíò;
                    Íî ïî ñâîåé íàðóæíîñòè, ïîõîäêå
                    È ïî îäåæäå - âûëèòûé ïàïàøà.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    ×òî ñêàæåøü, Òðàíüî?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Êîãäà îí ïðîñòîâàò è ìíå ïîâåðèò,
                    Îí áóäåò ðàä èçîáðàçèòü Âèí÷åíöüî
                    È ïîðó÷èòüñÿ Ìèíîëå Áàïòèñòå,
                    Êàê åñëè á áûë îí ïîäëèííûé Âèí÷åíöüî.
                    Óéäèòå ñ âàøåé ìèëîé ïðî÷ü, ñèíüîð.
 
                         Óõîäÿò Ëþ÷åíöüî è Áüÿíêà.
                               Âõîäèò Ïåäàíò.
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                    Õðàíè âàñ áîã, ñèíüîð!
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                                           È âàñ, ñèíüîð!
                    Äàëåê âàø ïóòü èëü çäåñü âû îñòàåòåñü?
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                    ß çäåñü îñòàíóñü íà íåäåëþ, íà äâå,
                    À òàì è äàëüøå ÿ îòïðàâëþñü - â Ðèì
                    È â Òðèïîëè, äàë áîã áû òîëüêî ñèëû.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Îòêóäà âû?
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                                Èç Ìàíòóè, ñèíüîð.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Èç Ìàíòóè? Êàê, áîæå ñîõðàíè!
                    È â Ïàäóå çà æèçíü âû íå áîèòåñü?
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                    Çà æèçíü, ñèíüîð? Ìíå íåïîíÿòíî ýòî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñìåðòü ìàíòóàíöàì â Ïàäóå ãðîçèò.
                    Âàì íåèçâåñòíî, ïî êàêîé ïðè÷èíå?
                    Âàø ôëîò â Âåíåöèè çàäåðæàí; ãåðöîã,
                    Èç ëè÷íîé ñ âàøèì ãåðöîãîì âðàæäû,
                    Èçäàë è îãëàñèë ïðèêàç îá ýòîì.
                    Äèâëþñü: õîòÿ âû çäåñü íîâîïðèáûâøèé,
                    Íî ñëûøàòü âû ìîãëè îá ýòîì âñþäó.
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                    Óâû, ñèíüîð, ñîâñåì òåïåðü ïðîïàë ÿ!
                    Âåäü ìíå ïî ôëîðåíòèéñêèì âåêñåëÿì
                    Çäåñü ïîëó÷èòü áû ñëåäîâàëî äåíüãè.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    ×òîá îêàçàòü ëþáåçíîñòü âàì, ñèíüîð,
                    ß âîò ÷òî ïîñîâåòóþ âàì ñäåëàòü.
                    Ñïåðâà ñêàæèòå: âû áûâàëè â Ïèçå?
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                    Äà, ÿ áûâàë íåðåäêî â Ïèçå, ñëàâíîé
                    Ñâîèõ ïî÷òåííûõ ãðàæäàí èìåíàìè.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Çíàêîìû ëü âû ñ îäíèì èç íèõ - ñ Âèí÷åíöüî?
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                    Íåò, íå çíàêîì, íî ÿ ñëûõàë î íåì:
                    Êóïåö, ïðåâîñõîäÿùèé âñåõ áîãàòñòâîì.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Îí - ìîé îòåö, è, ïðàâäó âàì ñêàçàòü,
                    Âû ÷ðåçâû÷àéíî íà íåãî ïîõîæè.
 
                           Áüîíäåëëî (â ñòîðîíó)
 
                    Êàê ÿáëîêî íà óñòðèöó, òî÷ü â òî÷ü.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    ß ðàäè ñõîäñòâà ýòîãî õî÷ó,
                    ×òîá âàñ ñïàñòè, âàì îêàçàòü óñëóãó.
                    Äëÿ âàñ, ñèíüîð, íåìàëàÿ óäà÷à,
                    ×òî íà Âèí÷åíöüî òàê ïîõîæè âû.
                    Ïîä èìåíåì åãî, ñ åãî êðåäèòîì,
                    Âû ïîñåëèòåñü â äîìå ó ìåíÿ.
                    Ñòàðàéòåñü ðîëü ñâîþ ñûãðàòü ïîëó÷øå.
                    Âû ïîíÿëè ìåíÿ? Æèâèòå òàê,
                    Ïîêà çäåñü íå ïîêîí÷èòå ñ äåëàìè.
                    Êîëü ýòî âàñ óñòðîèò, ñîãëàøàéòåñü.
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                    Î äà, ñèíüîð; è âåê ñ÷èòàòü ÿ áóäó,
                    ×òî âû ñïàñëè ñâîáîäó ìíå è æèçíü.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Òîãäà ïîéäåì, óëàäèì ýòî äåëî.
                    ß, ìåæäó ïðî÷èì, ñîîáùèòü âàì äîëæåí,
                    ×òî ìîé îòåö íà-äíÿõ ñþäà ïðèåäåò,
                    ×òîá îáåñïå÷èòü âäîâüþ ÷àñòü ïðè áðàêå
                    Ìåæ ìíîé è ìëàäøåé äî÷åðüþ Áàïòèñòû.
                    ß ðàññêàæó âàì îáî âñåì ïîäðîáíî.
                    Òåïåðü ïåðåîäåòüñÿ íàäî âàì.
 
                                  Óõîäÿò.
 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 3

 
 

ÊÎÌÍÀÒÀ  ÄÎÌÅ ÏÅÒÐÓ××Î.

 
 
                         Âõîäÿò Êàòàðèíà è Ãðóìüî.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Íåò, ïðàâî, íåò, íå ñìåþ ÿ, åé-áîãó.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    ×åì ãîðøå ìíå, òåì îí ñî ìíîþ êðó÷å.
                    ×òîá ãîëîäîì ìîðèòü ìåíÿ, æåíèëñÿ?
                    È íèùèé ïîëó÷àåò ïîäàÿíüå,
                    Ïðîñÿ ó äâåðè ìîåãî îòöà,
                    À íåò, òàê ïîäàäóò åìó äðóãèå.
                    À ÿ, êîòîðàÿ íóæäû íå çíàëà
                    È íå ïðîñèëà íèêîãäà, - ÿ íûíå
                    È ãîëîäíà è ñïàòü õî÷ó ñìåðòåëüíî,
                    Ñíà áðàíüþ ëèøåíà, ñûòà ëèøü êðèêîì.
                    Ïðèòîì ìåíÿ ñèëüíåé ëèøåíèé áåñèò,
                    ×òî ýòî îí ëþáîâüþ îáúÿñíÿåò,
                    Êàê áóäòî, åñëè á ÿ ñïàëà èëü åëà,
                    ß çàáîëåëà áû èëü óìåðëà.
                    Ïðîøó òåáÿ, äîñòàíü åäû ìíå, Ãðóìüî;
                    ×åãî-íèáóäü ìíå äàé, õîòÿ á íåìíîæêî.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    ×òî á âû ñêàçàëè î òåëÿ÷üèõ íîæêàõ?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Îòëè÷íî! Ïðèíåñè æå èõ ñþäà.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Áîþñü, äëÿ æåë÷è íå áûëî á âðåäà.
                    Î òðåáóõå ÷òî ñêàæåòå âû æèðíîé?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Îõîòíî ñúåì; ïîäàé æå, ìèëûé Ãðóìüî.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Êàê âàì ñêàçàòü? Áîþñü, äëÿ æåë÷è âðåäíî.
                    Ãîâÿäèíû ñ ãîð÷èöåé íå õîòèòå ëü?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ïî âêóñó î÷åíü ýòî áëþäî ìíå.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Äà, íî ãîð÷èöà ãîðÿ÷èò íåìíîãî.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Òàê äàé ãîâÿäèíû ìíå áåç ãîð÷èöû.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Íåò, èëè âû ïîëó÷èòå ãîð÷èöó,
                    Èëü íå ïîäàñò ãîâÿäèíû âàì Ãðóìüî.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Òî è äðóãîå èëü îäíî, êàê õî÷åøü.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Òàê áåç ãîâÿäèíû ïîäàì ãîð÷èöó.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Âîí óáèðàéñÿ, âîí, îáìàíùèê, ïëóò!
                                (Áüåò åãî.)
                    Ìåíÿ ëèøü áëþä íàçâàíüÿìè òû êîðìèøü.
                    Ïðîêëÿòèå òåáå è âàøåé ñâîðå,
                    Ãëóìÿùåéñÿ íàä áåäñòâèåì ìîèì!
                    Âîí óáèðàéñÿ, ñëûøèøü?
 
                   Âõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î ñ áëþäîì è Ãîðòåíçüî.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êàê ïîæèâàåøü, Êåò? ×òî ïðèóíûëà?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Íó êàê, ñèíüîðà?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                     Õóæå íå áûâàåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íó, ïîäáîäðèñü, âçãëÿíè ïîâåñåëåé.
                    Òû âèäèøü, äóøåíüêà, êàê ÿ óñåðäåí:
                    Ñàì äëÿ òåáÿ ñîñòðÿïàë è ïðèíåñ.
                          (Ñòàâèò áëþäî íà ñòîë.)
                    ß çàñëóæèë âíèìàíüåì áëàãîäàðíîñòü.
                    Êàê! Òû ìîë÷èøü? Çíàòü, áëþäî íå ïî âêóñó
                    È âñå òðóäû ìîè ïðîïàëè äàðîì?
                                  (Ñëóãàì)
                    Âîçüìèòå áëþäî ïðî÷ü!
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                          ß âàñ ïðîøó, îñòàâüòå.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Áëàãîäàðÿò çà âñÿêóþ óñëóãó;
                    Áëàãîäàðè ìåíÿ ïðåä òåì, êàê åñòü.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Áëàãîäàðþ âàñ.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð Ïåòðó÷÷î, ôó! Êàê âàì íå ñòûäíî! -
                    Ñèíüîðà, ÿ ñîñòàâëþ âàì êîìïàíèþ.
 
                         Ïåòðó÷÷î (òèõî Ãîðòåíçüî)
 
                    Ñúåøü âñå, Ãîðòåíçüî, åñëè òû ìíå äðóã. -
                    Íó, êóøàé, Êåò, íà äîáðîå çäîðîâüå!
                    È ïîñêîðåå: íûí÷å æå, ãîëóáêà,
                    Â äîì òâîåãî îòöà âåðíåìñÿ ìû
                    È ïîïèðóåì ó íåãî íà ñëàâó;
                    Òàì ùåãîëüíåì ìû ìíîæåñòâîì îáíîâ -
                    Íàðÿäíûõ òðÿïîê, øëÿïîê, ïåðñòåíüêîâ,
                    È ôèæì, è áðûæåé, è ìàíæåò, è ðþøåê,
                    Áðàñëåòîâ, áóñ è âñÿêèõ ôèíòèôëþøåê.
                    Òû êîí÷èëà îáåäàòü? Æäåò ïîðòíîé,
                    ×òîá ïûøíîé òêàíüþ ñòàí óêðàñèòü òâîé.
 
                              Âõîäèò Ïîðòíîé.
 
                    Ïîäè ñþäà è ïîêàæè íàì ïëàòüå;
                    Âûêëàäûâàé.
 
                           Âõîäèò Ãàëàíòåðåéùèê,
 
                                 Ó âàñ ÷òî çà íîâèíêè?
 
                               Ãàëàíòåðåéùèê
 
                    Âîò øàïî÷êà, çàêàçàííàÿ âàìè.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Äà ýòî ïðÿìî áàðõàòíàÿ ìèñêà!
                    Òüôó! ×òî çà ìåðçîñòü, ïðîñòî íåïðèëè÷üå!
                    Äà ýòî ðàêîâèíà, ñêîðëóïà,
                    Èãðóøêà, áàëàáîëêà, äåòñêèé ÷åï÷èê!
                    Ïðî÷ü çàáèðàé åå! Äàâàé ïîáîëüøå.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    ß íå õî÷ó ïîáîëüøå: ýòè â ìîäå;
                    Â õîðîøåì îáùåñòâå òàêèå íîñÿò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Õîðîøåé ñòàíü - òàêóþ æå ïîëó÷èøü;
                    Íå ðàíüøå, íåò.
 
                           Ãîðòåíçüî (â ñòîðîíó)
 
                                     Íå ñêîðî æ ýòî áóäåò.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ñèíüîð, íàäåþñü, ãîâîðèòü ÿ âïðàâå;
                    È áóäó ãîâîðèòü: ÿ íå ðåáåíîê.
                    Ïî÷èùå âàñ, äà ñëóøàëè ìåíÿ;
                    À åñëè âàì íåâìî÷ü, çàòêíèòå óøè.
                    ×òî íà ñåðäöå ëåæèò, ÿçûê ìîé ñêàæåò;
                    À òî òàèòü - òàê ñåðäöå ðàçîðâåòñÿ.
                    Óæ ëó÷øå ÿ ñâîáîäíî è ñïîëíà
                    Âñå âûñêàæó, ÷òî òîëüêî ìíå óãîäíî.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Òû ïðàâäó ãîâîðèøü: øàï÷îíêà - äðÿíü,
                    Ëåïåøêà, ôèíòèôëþøêà, òîðò èç øåëêà.
                    Ëþáëþ çà òî, ÷òî òû ñî ìíîé ñîãëàñíà.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ëþáè èëü íå ëþáè, - ÿ íå ñîãëàñíà.
                    Õî÷ó åå, äðóãîé íå ïðåäëàãàéòå.
 
                           Óõîäèò Ãàëàíòåðåéùèê.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ×òî, ïëàòüå? Íó-êà, ïîêàæè, ïîðòíîé.
                    Ïîìèëóé áîæå! ×òî çà ìàñêàðàä?
                    À ýòî ÷òî? Ðóêàâ? Êàê åñòü ìîðòèðà.
                    Èçðåçàíî, êàê ÿáëî÷íûé ïèðîã.
                    Íàäðåç, ïðîðåç, ïðîðåõà íà ïðîðåõå,
                    Òî÷ü â òî÷ü êóðèëüíèöà â öûðþëüíå. - Êàê,
                    ×îðò ïîáåðè òåáÿ, çîâåøü òû ýòî?
 
                           Ãîðòåíçüî (â ñòîðîíó)
 
                    Áûòü, âèäíî, åé áåç øàïî÷êè è ïëàòüÿ.
 
                                  Ïîðòíîé
 
                    Âû ìíå âåëåëè ñøèòü åãî ïîëó÷øå,
                    Ñîîáðàçóÿñü ñ íûíåøíåþ ìîäîé.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íó äà, âåëåë; íî âñïîìíè-êà, ïî ìîäå
                    Âåëåë ÿ øèòü, à íå ïî ìîäå ïîðòèòü.
                    Ìàðø, ïðûãàé-êà äîìîé ÷åðåç êàíàâû:
                    Íàïðûãàåøüñÿ áåç ìîèõ çàêàçîâ.
                    Ïðî÷ü çàáèðàé è äåëàé ñ íèì, ÷òî çíàåøü!
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    ß ëó÷øåãî íå âèäûâàëà ïëàòüÿ -
                    Ìîäíåé, èçÿùíåé, ïîõâàëû äîñòîéíåé.
                    Âû ÷ó÷åëîé ìåíÿ õîòèòå ñäåëàòü?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Äà, ÷ó÷åëîé òåáÿ îí õî÷åò ñäåëàòü.
 
                                  Ïîðòíîé
 
                    Ñèíüîðà ãîâîðèò ïðî âàøó ìèëîñòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ×óäîâèùíàÿ íàãëîñòü! Ëæåøü, íàïåðñòîê!
                    Ëæåøü, ÿðä, ïîë-ÿðäà, ÷åòâåðòü ÿðäà, äþéì!
                    Ëæåøü, êëîï, áëîõà, ñâåð÷îê íè÷òîæíûé, âîøü!
                    Êàòóøêà íèòîê ñìååò ìíå äåðçèòü!
                    Âîí, òðÿïêà, âîí, ëîñêóò, îáðåçîê, âîí,
                    Íå òî òåáÿ òâîèì æå ÿðäîì ñìåðþ,
                    Äà òàê, ÷òî òû çàêàåøüñÿ áîëòàòü!
                    ß ãîâîðþ, ÷òî ïëàòüå òû èñïîðòèë!
 
                                  Ïîðòíîé
 
                    Íåò, âàøà ìèëîñòü: ñøèòî ïëàòüå òî÷íî
                    Ïî äàííîìó õîçÿèíó çàêàçó;
                    Êàê íàäî ñøèòü, äàë Ãðóìüî óêàçàíüå.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    ß äàë ìàòåðèþ, íå óêàçàíüå.
 
                                  Ïîðòíîé
 
                    Íî êàê âåëåëè âû íàì ïëàòüå ñøèòü?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Èãîëêîé ñ íèòêîé, êàê è äîëæíî áûòü.
 
                                  Ïîðòíîé
 
     Íå ïðèêàçàëè ëè âû ñêðîèòü ìàòåðèþ?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Òû ìíîãèõ ñäåëàë ùåãîëÿìè.
 
                                  Ïîðòíîé
 
     Ýòî âåðíî.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Íî  ìåíÿ  òû  íå  ïåðåùåãîëÿåøü;  ÿ  íå  æåëàþ,  ÷òîáû  ìåíÿ îòäåëàëè è
ïåðåùåãîëÿëè.  Ãîâîðþ òåáå, ÷òî ÿ ïðèêàçàë òâîåìó õîçÿèíó ñêðîèòü ïëàòüå; íî
ÿ  íå  ïðèêàçûâàë  åìó èñêðîìñàòü ìàòåðèþ íà ìåëêèå êóñî÷êè; ñëåäñòâåííî, òû
ëæåøü.
 
                                  Ïîðòíîé
 
     Âîò, â ïîäòâåðæäåíüå, çàïèñêà, ãäå ñêàçàíî íàñ÷åò ïîêðîÿ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
     ×èòàé.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Çàïèñêà  ëæåò  áåç  çàçðåíèÿ ñîâåñòè, åñëè â íåé ñêàçàíî, áóäòî ÿ òàêîå
ñêàçàë.
 
                              Ïîðòíîé (÷èòàåò)
 
     "Âî-ïåðâûõ, ñâîáîäíî îáëåãàþùåå ïëàòüå".
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
      Ñèíüîð,  åñëè ÿ êîãäà-íèáóäü ãîâîðèë: "ñâîáîäíî îáëåãàþùåå ïëàòüå", òàê
çàøåéòå  ìåíÿ  â  ïîäîë  è  áåéòå  äî  ñìåðòè êîíöîì ñóðîâîé íèòêè; ÿ ñêàçàë
ïðîñòî: ïëàòüå.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
     Ïðîäîëæàé.
 
                              Ïîðòíîé (÷èòàåò)
 
     "Ñ íåáîëüøèì êðóãëûì âîðîòíèêîì".
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Âîðîòíèêîì - ýòî ÿ ãîâîðèë.
 
                              Ïîðòíîé (÷èòàåò)
 
     "Ñ òðóá÷àòûì ðóêàâîì".
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Äàæå ñ äâóìÿ ðóêàâàìè - ãîâîðèë.
 
                              Ïîðòíîé (÷èòàåò)
 
     "Çàòåéëèâî ïðîðåçàííûìè".
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
     Âîò ýòî-òî è ìåðçîñòü!
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Îøèáêà  â  çàïèñêå, ñèíüîð; îøèáêà â çàïèñêå! ß íàêàçûâàë, ÷òîáû ðóêàâà
áûëè  ñïåðâà  âûðåçàíû,  à  ïîòîì  âøèòû,  è ÿ äîêàæó ýòî íà òåáå, õîòÿ òâîé
ìèçèíåö è âîîðóæåí íàïåðñòêîì.
 
                                  Ïîðòíîé
 
     ß ãîâîðþ ïðàâäó. Âñòðåòüñÿ òû ìíå â äðóãîì ìåñòå, òû áû ó ìåíÿ óçíàë!
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     ß  è ñåé÷àñ ê òâîèì óñëóãàì. Áåðè çàïèñêó, äàâàé ìíå òâîé àðøèí è òóçè,
íå æàëåé ìåíÿ.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
     Áîæå ñîõðàíè, Ãðóìüî! Òîãäà ó íåãî íå áóäåò íèêàêèõ øàíñîâ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íó, ñëîâîì, ïëàòüå ýòî íå ïî ìíå.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð, âû ïðàâû: ïëàòüå ïî õîçÿéêå.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
     Çàáèðàé åãî â ïîëüçó ñâîåãî õîçÿèíà.
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
     Íè  â  æèçíü  íå  ñìåé,  íåãîäÿé! Çàáèðàòü ïëàòüå ìîåé õîçÿéêè â ïîëüçó
òâîåãî õîçÿèíà!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Äóðàê! ×òî òû ïîä ýòèì ðàçóìååøü?
 
                                   Ãðóìüî
 
                    Ïîãëóáæå íå÷òî, ÷åì âû ïîëàãàëè á.
                    Âçÿòü ïëàòüå ó ìîåé õîçÿéêè â ïîëüçó
                    Åãî õîçÿèíà! Ôó, ñòûä êàêîé!
 
                        Ïåòðó÷÷î (òèõî, ê Ãîðòåíçüî)
 
                    Ñêàæè, ÷òî òû ïîðòíîìó äîëã óïëàòèøü.
                                 (Ïîðòíîìó)
                    Íó, çàáèðàé. Ïîøåë áåç ðàçãîâîðîâ!
 
                         Ãîðòåíçüî (òèõî, Ïîðòíîìó)
 
                    Ïîðòíîé, ÿ çàâòðà çàïëà÷ó çà ïëàòüå.
                    Íà ðåçêèå ñëîâà íå îáèæàéñÿ.
                    Ñòóïàé äîìîé. Õîçÿèíó - ïîêëîí.
 
                              Óõîäèò Ïîðòíîé.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ×òî æ äåëàòü, Êåò, ê îòöó ïîåäåì ìû
                    Âîò â ýòèõ áóäíè÷íûõ è ÷åñòíûõ ïëàòüÿõ.
                    Ïóñòü ïëàòüÿ áåäíû - êîøåëüêè ñïåñèâû.
                    Íå óì ëè äåëàåò áîãàòûì òåëî?
                    È êàê ñèÿåò ñîëíöå èç-çà òó÷,
                    Òàê ÷åñòü âèäíà ñêâîçü áåäíóþ îäåæäó.
                    Èëü ñîéêà æàâîðîíêà íàì äîðîæå,
                    Çàòåì ÷òî ïåðüÿ êðàøå ó íåå?
                    Èëü ïðåäïî÷òåì çà òî åõèäíó óãðþ,
                    ×òî êîæà ó íåå íà âçãëÿä ïðèÿòíà?
                    Íåò, Êèñêà, íåò; òàê è òåáÿ íå ïîðòèò
                    Íàðÿä òâîé ñêðîìíûé, áåäíàÿ îäåæäà.
                    À åñëè ñòûäíî, íà ìåíÿ ñîøëèñü.
                    Ðàçâåñåëèñü! Ñåé÷àñ ìû âûåçæàåì,
                    ×òîá ó îòöà ïîïèðîâàòü, ðàçâëå÷üñÿ.
                    Çîâè-êà ñëóã; íàì íàäî ïîñïåøèòü.
                    Êîíåé ïîäàòü â êîíöå áîëüøîé àëëåè.
                    Äîéäåì òóäà, à äàëüøå óæ ïîåäåì.
                    Ñåé÷àñ, íàâåðíî, íåò åùå ñåìè,
                    È ìû êàê ðàç ïîñïåòü ê îáåäó ìîæåì.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Îñìåëþñü âàñ óâåðèòü, ñêîðî äâà,
                    È äàæå ê óæèíó ìû îïîçäàåì.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Îòïðàâëþñü ÿ íå ðàíåå ñåìè!
                    ×òî íè ñêàæè, íè ñäåëàé ÿ, íè âçäóìàé,
                    Òû âñå íàïåðåêîð. - Ýé âû, íå íàäî:
                    Íå åäó ÿ. Íå ðàíüøå ÿ ïîåäó,
                    ×åì òîò íàñòàíåò ÷àñ, êàêîé ñêàæó.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Òîãî ãëÿäè, îí ñîëíöåì ñòàíåò ïðàâèòü!
 
                                  Óõîäÿò.
 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 4

 
 

ÏÀÄÓß. ÏÅÐÅÄ ÄÎÌÎÌ ÁÀÏÒÈÑÒÛ.

 
 
               Âõîäÿò Òðàíüî è Ïåäàíò, îäåòûé êàê Âèí÷åíöüî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð, âîò äîì Áàïòèñòû. Ïîñòó÷àòü?
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                    À êàê æå? Åñëè ÿ íå îøèáàþñü,
                    Ìåíÿ ñèíüîð Áàïòèñòà äîëæåí ïîìíèòü:
                    Ìû â Ãåíóå òîìó ëåò äâàäöàòü áûëè
                    Ñ íèì âìåñòå ïîñòîÿëüöàìè "Ïåãàñà".
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Âîò è ïðåêðàñíî. Òàê äåðæèòåñü ñòðîæå,
                    Êàê ýòî ïîäîáàëî áû îòöó.
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                    Ðó÷àþñü çà ñåáÿ. Âîò âàø ñëóãà.
                    Íå õóäî á ïîäó÷èòü åãî.
 
                             Âõîäèò Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Îá ýòîì íå òðåâîæüòåñü. - Ïëóò Áüîíäåëëî,
                    Ïðåäóïðåæäàþ - èñïîëíÿé ñâîé äîëã;
                    Ïðåäñòàâü ñåáå, ÷òî ýòî ñàì Âèí÷åíöüî.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Íå ñîìíåâàéòåñü.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Òû ïåðåäàë Áàïòèñòå ïîðó÷åíüå?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Ñêàçàë, ÷òî âàø îòåö óæå â Âåíåöèè
                    È â Ïàäóþ ñåãîäíÿ æäåì åãî.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Òû ìîëîä÷èíà! Íà òåáå âîò, âûïåé. -
                    Ñþäà èäåò Áàïòèñòà. Ïðèãîòîâüòåñü.
 
                        Âõîäÿò Áàïòèñòà è Ëþ÷åíöüî.
 
                    Ñèíüîð Áàïòèñòà, âñòðåòèëèñü ìû êñòàòè.
                                 (Ïåäàíòó)
                    Âîò òîò ñèíüîð, î êîì ÿ ãîâîðèë.
                                 (Áàïòèñòå)
                    Ïðîøó âàñ, áóäüòå äîáðûì ìíå îòöîì
                    È êàê íàñëåäñòâî Áüÿíêó ìíå îòäàéòå.
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
                    Ïîñòîé, ñûíîê! -
                    Ñèíüîð, ïîçâîëüòå âàì ñêàçàòü; ïðèåõàâ,
                    ×òîá ïîëó÷èòü äîëãè, ÿ çäåñü óçíàë
                    Îò ñûíà ìîåãî Ëþ÷åíöüî íîâîñòü -
                    ×òî âàøà äî÷ü è îí äðóã äðóãà ëþáÿò;
                    È âî âíèìàíüå ê âàøåé äîáðîé ñëàâå,
                    È âî âíèìàíüå ê èõ ëþáâè âçàèìíîé,
                    ×òîá äåëà íå çàòÿãèâàòü òîãî,
                    ß, êàê çàáîòëèâûé îòåö, ñîãëàñåí
                    Íà ýòîò áðàê; è åñëè òî÷íî òàê æå
                    È âû íå ïðîòèâ, ñ âàìè ìû ïîëàäèì.
                    Âåñüìà ñãîâîð÷èâûì ìåíÿ íàéäåòå:
                    Äî÷ü âàøó îáåñïå÷èòü ÿ ãîòîâ.
                    Óæ âàì ÿ òðóäíîñòåé ÷èíèòü íå ñòàíó, -
                    Òàê õîðîøî ïðî âàñ âñå ãîâîðÿò.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Ñèíüîð, ïðîñòèòå òî, ÷òî ÿ ñêàæó:
                    Ìíå âàøà ïðÿìîòà âåñüìà ïî ñåðäöó.
                    Âàø ñûí Ëþ÷åíöüî, ñîâåðøåííî âåðíî,
                    Âëþáèëñÿ â äî÷ü ìîþ, îíà - â íåãî,
                    Êîãäà íå ïðèòâîðÿþòñÿ â òîì îáà;
                    È åñëè, êàê îòåö Ëþ÷åíöüî, âû
                    Ñîãëàñüå âûðàçèëè îáåñïå÷èòü
                    Çà äî÷åðüþ ìîåþ âäîâüþ ÷àñòü, -
                    Áðàê çàêëþ÷åí; ñ ñîãëàñüÿ ìîåãî
                    Âàø ñûí ïîëó÷èò äî÷ü ìîþ â ñóïðóãè.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Áëàãîäàðþ. Ãäå áûëî áû óäîáíåé,
                    Ïî-âàøåìó, íàì ñîâåðøèòü ïîìîëâêó
                    È òîò÷àñ áðà÷íûé çàêëþ÷èòü êîíòðàêò?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Íå ó ìåíÿ, Ëþ÷åíöüî: âàì èçâåñòíî,
                    Ó ñòåí åñòü óøè; â äîìå ìíîãî ñëóã,
                    È Ãðåìüî òàì ïîäñëóøèâàåò âå÷íî;
                    Íàì íåíàðîêîì ìîãóò ïîìåøàòü.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Òàê åñëè âû íåïðî÷ü, êî ìíå ïîéäåìòå.
                    Îòåö æèâåò ñî ìíîé, è ìû ñåãîäíÿ æ
                    Áåç øóìà è ïîìåõ óëàäèì äåëî.
                    Çà äî÷åðüþ ñâîåé ïîøëèòå Êàìáüî,
                    À çà íîòàðèóñîì ÿ ïîøëþ.
                    Îäíî ëèøü ïëîõî - âðåìåíè òàê ìàëî,
                    ×òî óãîùåíüÿ òîæå ìàëî áóäåò.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Îòëè÷íî. - Âû äîìîé áåãèòå, Êàìáüî;
                    Ñêàæèòå Áüÿíêå, ÷òîá ñêîðåé ñîáðàëàñü,
                    È ìîæåòå åé íîâîñòü ñîîáùèòü:
                    Îòåö Ëþ÷åíöüî â Ïàäóþ ïðèåõàë,
                    È áðàê åå ñ Ëþ÷åíöüî ïîðåøåí.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Îò âñåé äóøè ìîëþ î òîì áîãîâ.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Îñòàâü áîãîâ â ïîêîå - è áåãè. -
 
                             Óõîäèò Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                    Ñèíüîð Áàïòèñòà, óêàçàòü äîðîãó?
                    Ïîæàëóéòå! Âàñ æäåò îäíî ëèøü áëþäî;
                    Íî â Ïèçå íàâåðñòàåì ìû, ñèíüîð.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Èäó çà âàìè.
 
                     Óõîäÿò Òðàíüî, Ïåäàíò è Áàïòèñòà.
                          Âîçâðàùàåòñÿ Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                                  Êàìáüî!
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                                           ×òî, Áüîíäåëëî?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Êàê Òðàíüî âàì ïîäìèãèâàë, âèäàëè?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Òàê ÷òî æå èç òîãî?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Ïðàâî,  íè÷åãî;  òîëüêî  îí  îñòàâèë ìåíÿ çäåñü, ÷òîáû ðàñòîëêîâàòü âàì
ñìûñë è çíà÷åíèå åãî çíàêîâ è êèâêîâ.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
     Ðàñòîëêóé, ïîæàëóéñòà.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Òàê âîò. Áàïòèñòà óäàëåí: îí òîëêóåò ñ ìíèìûì îòöîì ìíèìîãî ñûíà.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
     Òàê ÷òî æå?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Âàì íàäëåæèò îòâåñòè åãî äî÷ü íà óæèí.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
     À äàëüøå?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Ñòàðûé  ñâÿùåííèê  èç öåðêâè ñâÿòîãî Ëóêè âî âñÿêîå âðåìÿ ãîòîâ ê âàøèì
óñëóãàì.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
     È ÷òî æå èç âñåãî ýòîãî?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Íå  ìîãó  ñêàçàòü;  à  òîëüêî, ïîêà îíè çàíÿòû ïîääåëüíûì îáåñïå÷åíèåì,
îáåñïå÷üòå åå çà ñîáîé cum privilegio imprimendum solum. {29} Ñêîðåé èäèòå â
öåðêîâü  äà  çàõâàòèòå  ñ ñîáîé ñâÿùåííèêà, ïðè÷åòíèêà è íåñêîëüêî ïðèãîäíûõ
÷åñòíûõ ñâèäåòåëåé.
                    Êîëü âàøà öåëü íå â òîì, ÿ äîëæåí çàìîë÷àòü;
                    Íî Áüÿíêè âàì òîãäà âîâåêè íå âèäàòü.
                               (Õî÷åò èòòè.)
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
     Áüîíäåëëî, ñëóøàé!
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Ìíå  íåêîãäà.  ß  çíàâàë îäíó äåâèöó, êîòîðàÿ îáâåí÷àëàñü îäíàæäû ïîñëå
ïîëóäíÿ,  âûéäÿ  â  îãîðîä çà ïåòðóøêîé, ÷òîáû íà÷èíèòü êðîëèêà. Òàê æå è âû
ìîæåòå  ïîñòóïèòü,  ñèíüîð.  Èòàê, äî ñâèäàíüÿ, ñèíüîð. Õîçÿèí íàêàçûâàë ìíå
ñõîäèòü  â  öåðêîâü  ñâÿòîãî  Ëóêè  è ñêàçàòü ñâÿùåííèêó, ÷òîáû îí áûë ãîòîâ
âñòðåòèòü âàñ ñ âàøèì ïðèëîæåíèåì. (Óõîäèò.)
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ìîãó, õî÷ó ÿ, åñëè õî÷åò Áüÿíêà.
                    Ê ÷åìó ñîìíåíüÿ? Áðàê åé ïî äóøå.
                    Íî áóäü ÷òî áóäåò, - ïðÿìî ê íåé ÿâëþñü ÿ;
                    Ïå÷àëüíî, åñëè áåç íåå âåðíóñü ÿ.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 5

 
 

ÏÐÎÅÇÆÀß ÄÎÐÎÃÀ.

 
 
               Âõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î, Êàòàðèíà, Ãîðòåíçüî è ñëóãè.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Æèâåé, æèâåé, - âåäü åäåì ìû ê îòöó.
                    Î áîæå, êàê ëóíà ñèÿåò ÿðêî!
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ëóíà! Òî ñîëíå÷íûé, íå ëóííûé ñâåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß ãîâîðþ - ëóíà ñèÿåò ÿðêî.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    ß çíàþ: ñîëíöå òàê ñèÿåò ÿðêî.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êëÿíóñü ÿ ñûíîì ìàòåðè ìîåé, -
                    À ýòî ÿ, - ïîêà ñèÿòü íå áóäåò
                    Ëóíà, çâåçäà èëü âñå, ÷òî ìíå óãîäíî,
                    Íå åäó. - Ïîâîðà÷èâàòü êîíåé!
                    Âñåãäà, âî âñåì åé òîëüêî áû ïåðå÷èòü!
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Íå ñïîðüòå ñ íèì, à òî íàì íå äîåõàòü.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ïðîøó âàñ, åäåì, ðàç ÷òî ìû â äîðîãå, -
                    Áóäü òî ëóíà èëü ñîëíöå, ÷òî óãîäíî;
                    Õîòèòå, íàçîâèòå õîòü ëó÷èíîé, -
                    Âïðåäü òàê è áóäåò äëÿ ìåíÿ, êëÿíóñü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß ãîâîðþ: ëóíà.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                                     Ëóíà, êîíå÷íî.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Òû ëæåøü: áëàãîñëîâåííîå òî ñîëíöå.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Áëàãîñëîâåí ãîñïîäü, äà, ýòî ñîëíöå;
                    À ñêàæåòå - íå ñîëíöå, òàê íå ñîëíöå.
                    Èçìåí÷èâà ëóíà, êàê âàøà ìûñëü.
                    ×åì íàçîâåòå, òåì îíî è áóäåò
                    È òåì äîëæíî äëÿ Êàòàðèíû áûòü.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ïåòðó÷÷î, â äîáðûé ÷àñ: òâîÿ âçÿëà!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Âïåðåä, âïåðåä! Òàê øàð êàòèòüñÿ äîëæåí,
                    À íå âçáèðàòüñÿ ïî íàêëîíó ââåðõ.
                    Íî òèøå! Êòî-òî ê íàì ñþäà èäåò.
 
                    Âõîäèò Âèí÷åíöüî â äîðîæíîì ïëàòüå.
 
                    Ñèíüîðà, äîáðûé äåíü; êóäà èäåòå? -
                    Ñêàæè ìíå, Êåò, äà ãîâîðè ïî ïðàâäå:
                    Âèäàëà ëè òû äåâóøêó ñâåæåé?
                    Ðóìÿíåö ñïîðèò ñ áåëèçíîé íà ùå÷êàõ!
                    Êàêèå çâåçäû â íåáå òàê ñèÿþò,
                    Êàê ýòè ãëàçêè íà ëèöå íåáåñíîì? -
                    Êðàñàâèöà, åùå ðàç - ìîé ïðèâåò! -
                    Êåò, ïîöåëóé çà êðàñîòó ñèíüîðó.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñ óìà ñîéäåò ñòàðèê, â êðàñîòêó ïðåâðàùåííûé.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ïðåëåñòíàÿ è þíàÿ äåâèöà,
                    Êóäà èäåøü è ãäå òû îáèòàåøü?
                    Õîòü ñ÷àñòëèâû ðîäèòåëè òâîè,
                    Åùå ñ÷àñòëèâåé òîò, êîìó ñâåòèëà
                    Ñóäèëè â æåíû ìèëûå òåáÿ!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êàê! ×òî ñ òîáîþ, Êåò? Â óìå ëè òû?
                    Âåäü ýòî ñòàðåö ñìîðùåííûé è äðÿõëûé,
                    À íå äåâèöà, êàê òû ãîâîðèøü.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ïðîñòè ìíå, ñòàðåö, - îáîçíàëàñü ÿ:
                    Îò ñîëíöà ÿ îñëåïëà ñîâåðøåííî,
                    Â ãëàçàõ ïîøëè çåëåíûå êðóãè.
                    Òåïåðü ÿ âèæó: òû ïî÷òåííûé ñòàðåö;
                    Ïðîñòè, ïîæàëóéñòà, îøèáêó ìíå.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïðîñòè òû, äîáðûé äåäóøêà, åå.
                    Ñêàæè, êóäà òû äåðæèøü ïóòü, è åñëè
                    Íàì ïî ïóòè, ñ òîáîé ìû ðàäû åõàòü.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð è âû, ïðîêàçíèöà-ñèíüîðà,
                    ×òî îçàäà÷èëè ìåíÿ ïðèâåòîì,
                    Çîâóò ìåíÿ Âèí÷åíöüî; ÿ èç Ïèçû
                    È íàïðàâëÿþñü â Ïàäóþ, ÷òîá ñûíà
                    Ïîñëå ðàçëóêè äîëãîé íàâåñòèòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    À êàê çîâóò åãî?
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
                                     Çîâóò Ëþ÷åíöüî.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Óäà÷íà âñòðå÷à; äëÿ Ëþ÷åíöüî - âäâîå.
                    Òåïåðü íå òîëüêî ïî ãîäàì - ïî ïðàâó
                    Ñâîèì îòöîì òåáÿ íàçâàòü ìîãó:
                    Ñåñòðà æåíû ìîåé, ñèíüîðû ýòîé,
                    Æåíîþ ñòàëà ñûíà òâîåãî.
                    Íå óäèâëÿéñÿ è íå îãîð÷àéñÿ:
                    Îíà áîãàòà, èç ñåìüè ïî÷òåííîé,
                    È ïî âñåìó îíà äîñòîéíà áûòü
                    Ñóïðóãîþ ëþáîãî äâîðÿíèíà.
                    Îáíÿòü ïîçâîëü ìíå ñòàðîãî Âèí÷åíöüî.
                    Ïîåäåì âìåñòå ê ñûíó òâîåìó;
                    Îáðàäóåøü åãî ñâîèì ïðèåçäîì.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
                    Äà ïðàâäà ëü ýòî? Èëè òîæå øóòêà,
                    Èç òåõ, êàêèìè ñïóòíèêîâ ñâîèõ
                    Âåñåëü÷àêè-ïðîåçæèå ìîðî÷àò?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    ß ïîäòâåðäèòü ìîãó, ÷òî ýòî ïðàâäà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïîåäåì - óáåäèøüñÿ ñàì âî âñåì.
                    Ñòàë íåäîâåð÷èâûì òû ïîñëå øóòêè.
 
                   Óõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î, Êàòàðèíà è Âèí÷åíöüî.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ïåòðó÷÷î, òû ìåíÿ òåïåðü ïîäáîäðèë.
                    Ëèøü çàóïðÿìèòñÿ âäîâà ìîÿ, -
                    Òû íàó÷èë, ÷òî äîëæåí äåëàòü ÿ.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
 

ÀÊÒ V

 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 1

 
 

ÏÀÄÓß. ÏÅÐÅÄ ÄÎÌÎÌ ËÞ×ÅÍÖÜÎ.

 
 
                  Âõîäÿò ñíà÷àëà Ãðåìüî, çàòåì Áüîíäåëëî,
                             Ëþ÷åíöüî è Áüÿíêà.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Òèõîíüêî è ïîñêîðåå, ñèíüîð: ñâÿùåííèê óæå æäåò.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
     Ëå÷ó,  Áüîíäåëëî.  Íî, ìîæåò áûòü, òû ïîíàäîáèøüñÿ òåïåðü äîìà; ïîýòîìó
îñòàâü íàñ.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Íó  íåò,  ÿ õî÷ó óâèäåòü, êàê âû ñêðîåòåñü çà öåðêîâíîé äâåðüþ, à ïîòîì
óæ ñî âñåõ íîã ïîáåãó ê äâåðè ñâîåãî õîçÿèíà.
 
                    Óõîäÿò Ëþ÷åíöüî, Áüÿíêà è Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Äèâëþñü, ÷òî Êàìáüî äî ñèõ ïîð âñå íåò.
 
                   Âõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î, Êàòàðèíà, Âèí÷åíöüî,
                              Ãðóìüî è ñëóãè.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ñèíüîð, âîò äâåðè: ýòî äîì Ëþ÷åíöüî;
                    Äîì òåñòÿ ìîåãî ïîáëèæå ê ðûíêó.
                    Ïîéäó òóäà, à âàñ îñòàâëþ çäåñü.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
                    Ñíà÷àëà âûïèòü âû äîëæíû ñî ìíîþ:
                    Ìíå õî÷åòñÿ ïðèíÿòü âàñ ó ñåáÿ;
                    ×òîá óãîñòèòü âàñ, ÷òî-íèáóäü íàéäåòñÿ.
                             (Ñòó÷èò â äâåðü.)
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Òàì çàíÿòû; ñèëüíåå ïîñòó÷èòå.
 
                        Ïåäàíò âûñîâûâàåòñÿ èç îêíà.
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
     Êòî ýòî òàê ñòó÷èò, ñëîâíî ñîáèðàåòñÿ âûëîìàòü äâåðè?
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Ñêàæèòå, ñèíüîð Ëþ÷åíöüî äîìà?
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
     Äîìà, íî íå ïðèíèìàåò.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     À  åñëè  áû êòî-íèáóäü ïðèíåñ ñîòíè äâå ôóíòîâ, ÷òîáû îí ïîâåñåëèëñÿ íà
íèõ?
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
     Îñòàâüòå  âàøè  ñîòíè ôóíòîâ ïðè ñåáå; ïîêà ÿ æèâ, îí íè â ÷åì íå áóäåò
íóæäàòüñÿ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
     ß  æå  ãîâîðèë  âàì, ÷òî âàøåãî ñûíà î÷åíü â Ïàäóå ëþáÿò. - Ñëûøèòå âû,
ñèíüîð?  Áðîñüòå  áîëòàòü  ïóñòÿêè, ïåðåäàéòå, ïîæàëóéñòà, ñèíüîðó Ëþ÷åíöüî,
÷òî åãî îòåö ïðèáûë èç Ïèçû è æäåò çäåñü ó äâåðåé, ÷òîáû ïîãîâîðèòü ñ íèì.
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
     Òû ëæåøü: åãî îòåö ïðèáûë èç Ïèçû è ñìîòðèò çäåñü èç îêíà.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Òàê òû åãî îòåö?
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
     Äà, ñèíüîð, åñëè âåðèòü åãî ìàòåðè.
 
                           Ïåòðó÷÷î (ê Âèí÷åíöüî)
 
     Êàêîâî! Äà âåäü ýòî ÷èñòîå ìîøåííè÷åñòâî - ïðèñâàèâàòü ñåáå ÷óæîå èìÿ!
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
     Ñâÿæèòå  ýòîãî  íåãîäÿÿ. ß óâåðåí, ÷òî îí ñîáèðàåòñÿ íàäóòü êîãî-íèáóäü
çäåñü â ãîðîäå, âîñïîëüçîâàâøèñü ìîèì èìåíåì.
 
                             Âõîäèò Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Âèäåë èõ îáîèõ â öåðêâè. Äàé èì áîã ñ÷àñòëèâîãî ïëàâàíèÿ. - Íî êòî ýòî?
Ìîé ñòàðûé õîçÿèí Âèí÷åíöüî! Òåïåðü ìû ïðîïàëè, âñå ïîøëî ïðàõîì.
 
                        Âèí÷åíöüî (óâèäåâ Áüîíäåëëî)
 
     Ïîäè-êà ñþäà, âèñåëüíèê!
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Íàäåþñü, ÿ íè îò êîãî íå çàâèøó, ñèíüîð.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Ïîäè ñþäà, êàíàëüÿ! Íèêàê òû çàáûë ìåíÿ?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Çàáûë  âàñ? Íåò, ñèíüîð, ÿ íå ìîã âàñ çàáûòü, ðàç ÷òî ÿ îòðîäÿñü âàñ íå
âèäàë.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Êàê,   íåãîäÿé  ýòàêèé,  òû  íèêîãäà  íå  âèäàë  îòöà  òâîåãî  õîçÿèíà,
Âèí÷åíöüî?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Êàê!  Ìîåãî ñòàðîãî, äîñòîïî÷òåííîãî õîçÿèíà? Êîíå÷íî æå âèäåë, ñèíüîð:
ñìîòðèòå, âîò îí âûãëÿäûâàåò èç îêíà.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Àõ, òàê? (Áüåò Áüîíäåëëî.)
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Êàðàóë,  êàðàóë,  ïîìîãèòå!  Òóò  êàêîé-òî  ïîëîóìíûé õî÷åò ìåíÿ óáèòü!
(Óáåãàåò.)
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
     Ïîìîãè, ñûíîê! Ïîìîãèòå, ñèíüîð Áàïòèñòà! (Îòõîäèò îò îêíà.)
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
     Êåò,  ïðîøó  òåáÿ,  ñòàíåì  â  ñòîðîíêå  è  ïîñìîòðèì, ÷åì êîí÷èòñÿ ýòà
ïåðåïàëêà.
 
                             Îòõîäÿò â ñòîðîíó.
                  Âõîäÿò Ïåäàíò, Áàïòèñòà, Òðàíüî è ñëóãè.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
     Ñèíüîð, êòî âû òàêîé, ÷òî ïîçâîëÿåòå ñåáå áèòü ìîåãî ñëóãó?
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Êòî ÿ òàêîé, ñèíüîð? Íåò, êòî âû òàêîé, ñèíüîð? - Áåññìåðòíûå áîãè! Àõ,
îòïåòûé  íåãîäÿé! Øåëêîâûé êàìçîë! Áàðõàòíûå øòàíû! Àëûé ïëàù! Îñòðîêîíå÷íàÿ
øëÿïà! Î, ÿ ðàçîðåí, ðàçîðåí!  òî âðåìÿ êàê ÿ ñêîïèäîìíè÷àþ â Ïèçå, ìîé ñûí
ñî ñëóãîé ïðîìàòûâàþò âñå â óíèâåðñèòåòå.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
     ×òî òàêîå?  ÷åì äåëî?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Íèêàê îí ðåõíóëñÿ?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
     Ñèíüîð, ïî âèäó âû êàæåòåñü ñòåïåííûì, ïîæèëûì äâîðÿíèíîì, íî âàøè ðå÷è
èçîáëè÷àþò  â  âàñ  áåçóìíîãî.  Êàêîå  âàì äåëî äî òîãî, åñëè á ÿ äàæå íîñèë
æåì÷óã è çîëîòî? Áëàãîäàðÿ ìîåìó äîáðîìó îòöó ÿ èìåþ ñðåäñòâà íà ýòî.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Òâîåìó îòöó? Àõ, íåãîäÿé! Îí ïàðóñà èçãîòîâëÿåò â Áåðãàìî.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Âû   îøèáàåòåñü,  ñèíüîð,  âû  îøèáàåòåñü.  Ñêàæèòå,  ïîæàëóéñòà,  êàê,
ïî-âàøåìó, åãî çîâóò?
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Êàê  åãî  çîâóò!  Ìíå  ëè  íå  çíàòü, êàê åãî çîâóò? ß âîñïèòûâàë åãî ñ
òðåõëåòíåãî âîçðàñòà, è çîâóò åãî Òðàíüî.
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
     Óáèðàéñÿ  òû, ïîëîóìíûé îñåë! Åãî çîâóò Ëþ÷åíöüî; è îí ìîé åäèíñòâåííûé
ñûí è íàñëåäíèê ïîìåñòèé, ïðèíàäëåæàùèõ ìíå, ñèíüîðó Âèí÷åíöüî.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Ëþ÷åíöüî!  Î,  îí  óáèë  ñâîåãî  õîçÿèíà!  - Âÿæèòå åãî, ïðèêàçûâàþ âàì
èìåíåì  ãåðöîãà!  -  Î,  ñûí  ìîé,  ñûí  ìîé!  - Ñêàæè, íåãîäÿé, ãäå ñûí ìîé
Ëþ÷åíöüî?
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
     Ïîçîâèòå ñþäà ïðèñòàâà.
 
                         Âõîäèò Ñëóãà ñ Ïðèñòàâîì.
 
     Îòâåäèòå  ýòîãî  ïîëîóìíîãî  â òþðüìó. - Áàòþøêà Áàïòèñòà, ïðèñìîòðèòå,
ïîæàëóéñòà, ÷òîáû åãî îòïðàâèëè.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Îòâåñòè ìåíÿ â òþðüìó!
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     Ñòîé, ïðèñòàâ! Îí â òþðüìó íå ïîéäåò.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Íå ñïîðüòå, ñèíüîð Ãðåìüî; ÿ ãîâîðþ âàì, ÷òî îí ïîéäåò â òþðüìó.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     Ïîáåðåãèòåñü,  ñèíüîð Áàïòèñòà, ÷òîáû âàñ íå âòÿíóëè â ãðÿçíóþ èñòîðèþ.
Ìîãó ïîêëÿñòüñÿ, ÷òî ýòî íàñòîÿùèé Âèí÷åíöüî.
 
                                   Ïåäàíò
 
     Ïîêëÿíèñü, åñëè ìîæåøü.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     Íåò, íå ìîãó â ýòîì ïîêëÿñòüñÿ.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
     Âû áû åùå ñêàçàëè, ÷òî ÿ íå Ëþ÷åíöüî!
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
     Íåò, ÿ çíàþ, ÷òî âû - ñèíüîð Ëþ÷åíöüî.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     Çàáèðàéòå âðàëÿ! Â òþðüìó åãî!
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Òàê-òî  ó  âàñ  îñêîðáëÿþò  è  ïðèòåñíÿþò  ÷óæåçåìöåâ?  -  Î ÷óäîâèùíûé
íåãîäÿé!
 
                   Âõîäèò Áüîíäåëëî ñ Ëþ÷åíöüî è Áüÿíêîé.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
     Î,  ìû  ïîãèáëè!  Âîò îí! Îòðåêèòåñü îò íåãî, îòñòóïèòåñü, íå òî âñå ìû
ïðîïàëè.
 
                       Ëþ÷åíöüî (îïóñêàÿñü íà êîëåíè)
 
                    Ïðîñòè, îòåö.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
                                   Òû æèâ, ìîé ìèëûé ñûí?
 
                    Óáåãàþò Áüîíäåëëî, Òðàíüî è Ïåäàíò.
 
                        Áüÿíêà (îïóñêàÿñü íà êîëåíè)
 
                    Ïðîñòè, îòåö.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                                   Â ÷åì òû-òî ïðîâèíèëàñü? -
                    Íî ãäå Ëþ÷åíöüî?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                                      Çäåñü îí: ÿ - Ëþ÷åíöüî,
                    Âèí÷åíöüî ïîäëèííîãî ñûí ðîäíîé.
                    Ïîêà âû ñ ìíèìûìè çäåñü ñîâåùàëèñü,
                    Ìû ñ âàøåé äî÷êîé áðàêîì ñî÷åòàëèñü.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Âîò çàãîâîð, ÷òîá âñåõ íàñ ïðîâåñòè.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
                    À ãäå ïðîêëÿòûé Òðàíüî, ãäå íàõàë,
                    Êîòîðûé ìíå äåðçèë è íàãëî âðàë?
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Íå Êàìáüî ëè åãî ÿ íàçûâàë?
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Íî Êàìáüî âàø ìîèì Ëþ÷åíöüî ñòàë.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ëþáîâü ÿâèëà ýòè ÷óäåñà:
                    ß ðàäè Áüÿíêè ñòàë ñëóãîé, êàê Òðàíüî,
                    À Òðàíüî â ãîðîäå äëÿ âñåõ áûë ìíîé;
                    È ñ÷àñòëèâî äîñòèã ÿ, íàêîíåö,
                    Æåëàííîé ìíîþ ãàâàíè áëàæåíñòâà.
                    Ïðîñòè, îòåö ìîé, Òðàíüî ðàäè ñûíà:
                    Âñå äåëàë îí ïî ìîåìó ïðèêàçó.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Óæ ðàñêâàøó ÿ íîñ ýòîìó íåãîäÿþ, êîòîðûé õîòåë ïîñàäèòü ìåíÿ â òþðüìó!
 
                           Áàïòèñòà (ê Ëþ÷åíöüî)
 
     Íî  ïîñëóøàéòå-êà, ñèíüîð, êàê æå ýòî âû îáâåí÷àëèñü ñ ìîåé äî÷åðüþ, íå
ñïðîñèâ ìîåãî ñîãëàñèÿ?
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
     Íå  áåñïîêîéòåñü, ñèíüîð Áàïòèñòà: ìû ñ âàìè ïîëàäèì. Íî ñíà÷àëà ÿ õî÷ó
ðàññ÷èòàòüñÿ çà òàêóþ äåðçîñòü. (Óõîäèò.)
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
     À ÿ õî÷ó äîêîïàòüñÿ äî ãëóáèíû èõ ïëóòíè. (Óõîäèò.)
 
                             Ëþ÷åíöüî (Áüÿíêå)
 
     Íå áîéñÿ: òâîé îòåö íå áóäåò ñåðäèòüñÿ.
 
                         Óõîäÿò Ëþ÷åíöüî è Áüÿíêà.
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Ïîéäó è ÿ. Íå ñïåêñÿ ìîé ïèðîã,
                    Íî íà ïèðó íàéäåòñÿ ìíå êóñîê.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
                    Âûõîäÿò âïåðåä Ïåòðó÷÷î è Êàòàðèíà.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
     Ïîéäåì çà íèìè, ìóæåíåê, ïîñìîòðèì, ÷åì êîí÷èòñÿ âñÿ ýòà øóìèõà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
     Ïîéäåì; òîëüêî ñïåðâà ïîöåëóé ìåíÿ, Êåò.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
     Êàê! Ïîñðåäè óëèöû?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
     Êàê! Òû ñòûäèøüñÿ ìåíÿ?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
     Íåò, ñèíüîð, èçáàâè áîæå; íî ÿ ñòûæóñü öåëîâàòüñÿ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Àõ, òàê? Òîãäà íàçàä! - Ýé, ïëóò, äîìîé!
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Íåò, íåò, ÿ ïîöåëóþ; ìèëûé, ñòîé.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Âîò è ïðåêðàñíî, Êèñêà, äà;
                    Âåäü ïîçäíî ëó÷øå âñå æ, ÷åì íèêîãäà.
 
                                  Óõîäÿò.
 
 

ÑÖÅÍÀ 2

 
 

ÊÎÌÍÀÒÀ  ÄÎÌÅ ËÞ×ÅÍÖÜÎ.

 
 
                               Íàêðûòûé ñòîë.
  Âõîäÿò Áàïòèñòà, Âèí÷åíöüî, Ãðåìüî, Ïåäàíò, Ëþ÷åíöüî, Áüÿíêà, Ïåòðó÷÷î,
                        Êàòàðèíà, Ãîðòåíçüî è Âäîâà.
              Òðàíüî, Áüîíäåëëî, Ãðóìüî è äðóãèå ïðèñëóæèâàþò.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Ãàðìîíèÿ äîñòèãíóòà ìåæ íàìè.
                    Òåïåðü, êîãäà îêîí÷åíà âîéíà,
                    Îïàñíîñòÿì ìèíóâøèì óëûáíåìñÿ. -
                    Ïðèâåòñòâóé, Áüÿíêà, ìîåãî îòöà,
                    Êàê òâîåãî ïðèâåòñòâóþ ÿ íûíå. -
                    Ñåñòðèöà Êàòàðèíà, áðàò Ïåòðó÷÷î
                    È òû, Ãîðòåíçüî, ñ âäîâóøêîé ëþáåçíîé,
                    Äîáðî ïîæàëîâàòü â ìîé äîì - ïèðóéòå;
                    Ìû çàâåðøèì äåñåðòîì óãîùåíüå.
                    Ïðîøó ñàäèòüñÿ; áóäåì ìû òåïåðü
                    Áåñåäîâàòü è âìåñòå óãîùàòüñÿ.
 
                              Ñàäÿòñÿ çà ñòîë.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Îäíî íàì äåëî åñòü - ñèäåòü äà åñòü!
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Òàê Ïàäóÿ ïðèâåòëèâî âñòðå÷àåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Âñåì â Ïàäóå ïðèâåòëèâîñòü ïðèñóùà.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Äëÿ íàñ ñ òîáîé ïóñòü áóäåò ýòî ïðàâäîé.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êëÿíóñü, Ãîðòåíçüî çà âäîâó áîèòñÿ.
 
                                   Âäîâà
 
                    Íå âåðüòå ìíå, êîãäà ÿ èç òðóñëèâûõ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Âû óìíèöà, íî âñå æå íå ñóìåëè
                    Ìåíÿ ïîíÿòü. Ãîðòåíçüî âàñ áîèòñÿ!
 
                                   Âäîâà
 
                    ×òî ó êîãî áîëèò, î òîì îí ãîâîðèò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Óæ áîëüíî íàïðÿìèê.
 
                              Êàòàðèíà (Âäîâå)
 
                                         ×òî ýòî çíà÷èò?
 
                                   Âäîâà
 
                    Ìû ñ íèì ñîøëèñü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ìû ñ íåé ñîøëèñü! - Ãîðòåíçüî, ÷òî òû ñêàæåøü?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñîøëèñü âî âçãëÿäàõ, ãîâîðèò îíà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Çàãëàäèë ëîâêî!
                                  (Âäîâå)
                                    Ïîöåëóéòå æ ìóæà.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    "×òî ó êîãî áîëèò, î òîì îí ãîâîðèò", -
                    Íàñ÷åò ÷åãî ñêàçàëè ýòî âû?
 
                                   Âäîâà
 
                    Âàø ìóæ, ñìóùåí æåíèòüáîé íà ñòðîïòèâîé,
                    Íàø ìåðèò áðàê íà ñâîé àðøèí ôàëüøèâûé, -
                    Âîò ãîâîðèëà ÿ íàñ÷åò ÷åãî.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ðàñ÷åò âàø ëæèâ.
 
                                   Âäîâà
 
                                     Íà âàø ïðîøëàñü ÿ ñ÷åò.
                                     
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Íà ýòîò ñ÷åò ìåíÿ âû ïðåâçîøëè.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Àòó åå, æåíà!
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Àòó åå, âäîâà!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïàðè, ÷òî Êåò âîçüìåò íàä íåþ âåðõ.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Òî äåëî ìóæà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Âîò äåëüíî ñêàçàíî! Òâîå çäîðîâüå!
 
                            Áàïòèñòà (ê Ãðåìüî)
 
                    Êàê íðàâÿòñÿ âàì ýòè îñòðÿêè?
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                    Îíè áîäàþòñÿ äðóã ñ äðóãîì áîéêî.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Áîäàþòñÿ! Ñîñòðèòü áû ìîæíî áûëî -
                    ×òî ëîá âàø ÷åøåòñÿ, äà è íåäàðîì.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
                    Àãà, ñèíüîðó ýòî ðàçáóäèëî?
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Íå èñïóãàâ; è ÿ îïÿòü çàñíó.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íåò, ñïàòü âàì íå äàäóò: çàãîâîðèâ,
                    Ñåáÿ äëÿ ñòðåë âû ñäåëàëè ìèøåíüþ.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Òàê ÿ âàì ïòèöà? ß ïåðåïîðõíó:
                    Íàòÿãèâàéòå ëóêè íà çäîðîâüå.
                    Ñ÷àñòëèâî îñòàâàòüñÿ.
 
                      Óõîäÿò Áüÿíêà, Êàòàðèíà è Âäîâà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïðåäóïðåäèëà âûñòðåë ìîé. - ×òî, Òðàíüî?
                    Ïî ýòîé ïòè÷êå ïðîìàõ äàëè âû.
                    Òàê çà çäîðîâüå âñåõ, êòî ïðîìàõíóëñÿ!
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ìåíÿ ñïóñòèë Ëþ÷åíöüî, êàê áîðçóþ:
                    Ïåñ ñàì áåæèò, íî ðûùåò äëÿ ëîâöà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íåäóðíî, õîòü êóñàåòñÿ, ñðàâíåíüå.
 
                                   Òðàíüî
 
                    Ñèíüîð, âû, ïðàâäà, äëÿ ñåáÿ òðàâèëè,
                    Íî âàøà ëàíü âàì â ðóêè íå äàåòñÿ.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Îãî, Ïåòðó÷÷î, Òðàíüî â âàñ ïîïàë!
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Áëàãîäàðþ òåáÿ, ìîé äîáðûé Òðàíüî.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Ñîçíàéòåñü, ðàçâå íå ïîïàë îí â âàñ?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Äà, ñîçíàþñü, íåìíîãî îöàðàïàë;
                    Íî ñòàâëþ äåñÿòü ïðîòèâ îäíîãî -
                    Çàäåâ ìåíÿ, ïðîíçèë îí âàñ îáîèõ.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Íåò, ê ñîæàëåíèþ, ñûíîê Ïåòðó÷÷î,
                    Òâîÿ æåíà ñòðîïòèâåé âñåõ äðóãèõ.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ß íå ñîãëàñåí. ×òîá ïðîâåðèòü ýòî,
                    Ïîøëåìòå êàæäûé çà ñâîåé æåíîé:
                    Òîò, ÷üÿ æåíà îêàæåòñÿ ïîñëóøíåé
                    È ñðàçó ÿâèòñÿ ñþäà ïî çîâó, -
                    Çàêëàä ïîëó÷èò, ÷òî ïîñòàâèì ìû.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Èäåò. Çàêëàä âåëèê ëè?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                                            Äâàäöàòü êðîí.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êàê, äâàäöàòü êðîí?
                    Çà ñîêîëà, çà ïñà ïîñòàâëþ ñòîëüêî,
                    À çà æåíó ïîáîëüøå â äâàäöàòü ðàç!
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Íó, ñòî òîãäà.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                                   Èäåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                                         Òàê ïî ðóêàì.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Êòî íà÷èíàåò?
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                                  Äà õîòÿ áû ÿ. -
                    Áüîíäåëëî, ïîçîâè ñþäà õîçÿéêó.
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Èäó.
                                 (Óõîäèò.)
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Çà Áüÿíêó â ïîëîâèíå ÿ, ñûíîê.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Íå íóæíî. ß îäèí çà âñå îòâå÷ó.
 
                          Âîçâðàùàåòñÿ Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                    Íó ÷òî?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                            Ñèíüîðà ïåðåäàòü âåëåëà,
                    ×òî çàíÿòà è ê âàì ïðèòòè íå ìîæåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êàê! Çàíÿòà è ê âàì ïðèòòè íå ìîæåò?
                    ×òî çà îòâåò!
 
                                   Ãðåìüî
 
                                  È äàæå î÷åíü ìèëûé.
                    Äàé áîã âàì õóäøåãî íå ïîëó÷èòü.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íà ëó÷øèé ÿ íàäåþñü.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Áüîíäåëëî, ïîïðîñè ìîþ æåíó
                    Ïðèòòè íåìåäëÿ.
 
                             Óõîäèò Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                                    "Ïîïðîñè"? Îãî!
                    Íó êàê åé íå ïðèòòè?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                                         Áîþñü, ñèíüîð,
                    Íà âàøó íå ïîäåéñòâóþò è ïðîñüáû.
 
                          Âîçâðàùàåòñÿ Áüîíäåëëî.
 
                    Íó ÷òî æå, ãäå æåíà?
 
                                 Áüîíäåëëî
 
                    Îíà ñêàçàëà, ÷òî ñèíüîð ëèøü øóòèò,
                    ×òî íå ïîéäåò; ïðèòòè ê íåé âàì âåëåëà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    ×àñ îò ÷àñó íå ëåã÷å. "Íå ïîéäåò"!
                    Êàê ýòî áåçîáðàçíî, íåñòåðïèìî! -
                    Ýé, Ãðóìüî, ïëóò, ñòóïàé ê ñâîåé õîçÿéêå,
                    Ñêàæè - ÿ åé âåëþ ïðèòòè ñþäà.
 
                               Óõîäèò Ãðóìüî.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Îòâåò èçâåñòåí.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                                    Íó?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                                         ×òî íå ïðèäåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Òåì õóæå äëÿ Ïåòðó÷÷î, âîò è âñå.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Åé-áîãó æå, îíà èäåò ñþäà!
 
                              Âõîäèò Êàòàðèíà,
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ñèíüîð, çà÷åì çà ìíîé âû ïîñûëàëè?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    À ãäå ñåñòðèöà è æåíà Ãîðòåíçüî?
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Áåñåäóþò â ãîñòèíîé ó êàìèíà.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ïîéäè èõ ïîçîâè; à íå ïîéäóò, -
                    Ê ìóæüÿì èõ ïðèãîíè õîòü êóëàêàìè;
                    Ñòóïàé, æèâåé ñþäà èõ ïðèâåäè.
 
                              Óõîäèò Êàòàðèíà.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Êàêîãî ÷óäà âàì åùå æåëàòü?
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Íî ÷òî æå ýòî ÷óäî ïðåäâåùàåò?
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ìèð ïðåäâåùàåò, òèøèíó, ëþáîâü,
                    Âëàñòü ñïðàâåäëèâóþ è ê íåé ïî÷òåíüå;
                    Íå ÷òî èíîå, ñòàëî áûòü, êàê ñ÷àñòüå.
 
                                  Áàïòèñòà
 
                    Òàê áóäü æå ñ÷àñòëèâ, äîðîãîé Ïåòðó÷÷î!
                    Òû âûèãðàë çàêëàä. À ÿ ïðèáàâëþ
                    Ê èõ ïðîèãðûøó äâàäöàòü òûñÿ÷ êðîí:
                    Ðàç äî÷ü ìîÿ ñîâñåì äðóãàÿ ñòàëà,
                    Çà íåé ÿ äàì ïðèäàíîå äðóãîå.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Çàêëàä ÿ âûèãðàòü õî÷ó âåðíåå
                    È ïîêàçàòü âàì ëó÷øèé îáðàçåö
                    Åå ïîêîðíîñòè è ïîñëóøàíüÿ.
                    Íî âîò îíà - âåäåò óïðÿìûõ æåí,
                    Êàê ïëåííèö óáåäèòåëüíîñòè æåíñêîé.
 
                    Âõîäèò Êàòàðèíà ñ Áüÿíêîé è Âäîâîþ.
 
                    Êåò, íå ê ëèöó òåáå òâîÿ øàï÷îíêà;
                    Ñáðîñü áàëàáîëêó, íà ïîë êèíü åå.
 
                 Êàòàðèíà ñíèìàåò øàïî÷êó è áðîñàåò íà ïîë.
 
                                   Âäîâà
 
                    Äàé áîã íå çíàòü ìíå ïîâîäà ê ïå÷àëè,
                    Ïîêà äî äóðè íå äîéäó òàêîé!
 
                             Áüÿíêà (Êàòàðèíå)
 
                    Ñòûäèñü! ×òî çà äóðàöêàÿ ïîêîðíîñòü!
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Æåëàë áû ÿ òàêîé æå è îò âàñ.
                    À âàøà ìóäðàÿ ïîêîðíîñòü, Áüÿíêà,
                    Ìíå â ñîòíþ êðîí ñåãîäíÿ îáîøëàñü.
 
                                   Áüÿíêà
 
                    Âîëüíî æ âàì áûëî ñòàâèòü ãëóïî èõ!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êåò, îáúÿñíè óïðÿìèöàì èõ äîëã
                    Ïî îòíîøåíèþ ê ìóæüÿì çàêîííûì.
 
                                   Âäîâà
 
                    Âû øóòèòå: íå íóæíî íàì óðîêîâ!
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Ñêîðåå, Êåò! Ñ íåå è íà÷èíàé.
 
                                   Âäîâà
 
                    Íå ñòàíåò.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Íåò, ñòàíåò. Êåò, ñ íåå è íà÷èíàé.
 
                                  Êàòàðèíà
 
                    Ñòûäèñü! Ðàñïðàâü íàõìóðåííûå áðîâè
                    È ãðîçíûõ âçãëÿäîâ íå êèäàé, íå ðàíü
                    Ñóïðóãà ñâîåãî è âëàñòåëèíà:
                    Ãíåâ ãóáèò êðàñîòó, êàê íèâó - ãðàä;
                    Êàê âèõðü, îí ñëàâó äîáðóþ ðàçâååò,
                    È íè÷åãî ïðèÿòíîãî â íåì íåò.
                    Ñåðäèòàÿ æåíà - èñòî÷íèê ìóòíûé,
                    Ïðîòèâíûé, çàñîðåííûé, áåçîáðàçíûé;
                    Èì êàæäûé ïîãíóøàåòñÿ; íèêòî,
                    Êàê áû íè æàæäàë, êàïëè íå ïðîãëîòèò.
                    Ìóæ - ýòî ãîñïîäèí òâîé, æèçíü, çàùèòíèê,
                    Ãëàâà è ïîâåëèòåëü; î òåáå
                    Ïå÷åòñÿ îí, òðóäàì òÿæåëûì òåëî
                    Íà ñóøå è íà ìîðå ïîäâåðãàÿ.
                    Îí â ñòóæó äíåì è â áóðþ íî÷üþ áäèò,
                    Ïîêà â òåïëå òû ïî÷èâàåøü äîìà,
                    È ïðîñèò äàíè îò òåáÿ îäíîé:
                    Ëþáâè, ïðèâåòëèâîñòè, ïîñëóøàíüÿ -
                    Óïëàòû ìàëîé çà îãðîìíûé äîëã.
                    Îáÿçàííîñòè ïîääàííûõ ê ìîíàðõó
                    È æåí ê ìóæüÿì èõ - ñõîäíû ìåæ ñîáîé.
                    È òà, ÷òî ñâîåíðàâíà è ñâàðëèâà
                    È ÷åñòíîé âîëå ìóæà íå ïîêîðíà, -
                    Êòî, êàê íå äåðçîñòíûé áóíòàðü, îíà,
                    Èçìåííèê ëþáÿùåìó ãîñïîäèíó?
                    Íà âàøó ãëóïîñòü ñòûäíî ìíå ñìîòðåòü:
                    Âû òàì âîþåòå, ãäå âû äîëæíû áû
                    Ìîëèòü î ìèðå, ïðåêëîíèâ êîëåíè;
                    Ïîâåëåâàòü, ãëàâåíñòâîâàòü õîòèòå,
                    Õîòü äîëã âàø - ïîêîðÿòüñÿ è ëþáèòü!
                    Êàê ñëàáî, íåæíî, ìÿãêî íàøå òåëî,
                    Íåãîäíî äëÿ òðóäîâ è äëÿ áîðüáû, -
                    Òàê, ñ íèì â ñîãëàñüå, ðàçâå íå äîëæíû
                    Ñåðäöà è ÷óâñòâà íàøè áûòü íåæíû?
                    Ñòðîïòèâûå, áåññèëüíûå âû ÷åðâè!
                    È ÿ áûëà çàíîñ÷èâà, êàê âû,
                    È âñïûëü÷èâà; ÿ ðåçêî îòâå÷àëà
                    Íà ñëîâî ñëîâîì, âûïàäîì íà âûïàä.
                    Òåïåðü æå âèæó ÿ, ÷òî íàøè êîïüÿ -
                    Ñîëîìèíêè: òàê ñèëû íàøè ñëàáû.
                    Ñ ÷åì íàøó ñëàáîñòü ÿ ñðàâíèòü ìîãëà áû?
                    ×åì êàæåìñÿ ñèëüíåé, òåì ìû ñëàáåé.
                    Íåò â ãíåâå ïîëüçû íàì; ê íîãàì ìóæåé
                    Ñêëîíèòåñü, æåíû; ïðåä ñâîèì ãîòîâà
                    ß äîëã èñïîëíèòü, ëèøü ñêàæè îí ñëîâî.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êåò, ïîöåëóé ìåíÿ. Àé äà æåíà!
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Òâîÿ âçÿëà! Áóäü ñ÷àñòëèâ, ñòàðèíà.
 
                                 Âèí÷åíöüî
 
                    Ïðèÿòíî, åñëè äåòè òàê ïîêîðíû.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Íî íåïðèÿòíî, åñëè æåíû âçäîðíû.
 
                                  Ïåòðó÷÷î
 
                    Êåò, íàì ïîðà â ïîñòåëü. -
                    Õîòü â áåëóþ ïîïàë Ëþ÷åíöüî öåëü,
                    Íî âûèãðàë ëèøü ÿ; âû ïîñïåøèëà.
                    Äàé áîã, ÷òîá äîáðîé íî÷è âû âêóñèëè.
 
                        Óõîäÿò Ïåòðó÷÷î è Êàòàðèíà.
 
                                 Ãîðòåíçüî
 
                    Èòàê, ñòðîïòèâàÿ óêðîùåíà.
 
                                  Ëþ÷åíöüî
 
                    Äèâëþñü, êàê ïîääàëàñü åìó îíà.
 
                                  Óõîäÿò.
 
 

ÊÎÌÌÅÍÒÀÐÈÈ

 
 
     Êîìåäèÿ  "Óêðîùåíèå  ñòðîïòèâîé" áûëà âïåðâûå îïóáëèêîâàíà â ïîñìåðòíîì
èçäàíèè ñî÷èíåíèé Øåêñïèðà 1623 ã. Íàïèñàíà îíà áûëà â 1593 èëè 1594 ã.
 
     1  Ïåäàíò  -  çäåñü  â  ñòàðîì, ïåðâîíà÷àëüíîì çíà÷åíèè ñëîâà: ïåäàãîã,
âîñïèòàòåëü.
     2  "Ðè÷àðäîì"  -  âìåñòî  "Âèëüãåëüìîì".  Íîðìàíäñêèé  ãåðöîã Âèëüãåëüì
Çàâîåâàòåëü   â  1066  ã.  ïîêîðèë  Àíãëèþ.  Îò  åãî  ñîðàòíèêîâ  âåëè  ñâîå
ïðîèñõîæäåíèå çíàòíåéøèå ôàìèëèè Àíãëèè.
     3 Èñêàæåíèå èñïàíñêîãî âûðàæåíèÿ: en pocas palabras - "êîðîòêî ãîâîðÿ".
     4 Ñëîâî íåÿñíîãî ïðîèñõîæäåíèÿ, ïîâèäèìîìó îçíà÷àþùåå: "Ýé, âàëÿé!"
     5  ×àñòî  ïàðîäèðîâàâøàÿñÿ  ôðàçà èç ïîïóëÿðíîé â òå âðåìåíà ïüåñû Êèäà
"Èñïàíñêàÿ òðàãåäèÿ" (1586).
     6 Èìÿ ïåðñîíàæà êàêîé-òî íåäîøåäøåé äî íàñ ïüåñû.
     7 Ñåìèðàìèäà - äðåâíÿÿ àññèðèéñêàÿ öàðèöà, ñëàâèâøàÿñÿ ñâîåé ðîñêîøüþ è
èçíåæåííîñòüþ.
     8 Ñëàé ïðèíèìàåò ñëîâî "ìàäàì" çà ôàìèëèþ.
     9 "Ïðîñòèòå ìåíÿ" (èòàë.).
     10 Îâèäèé çäåñü èìååòñÿ â âèäó êàê àâòîð "Íàóêè ëþáâè".
     11  Ñóùåñòâîâàë  îáû÷àé  âûñûëàòü  äåëåãàöèþ  íàâñòðå÷ó  çíàòíûì ëèöàì,
ïðèáûâàâøèì â ãîðîä.
     12 "Âûêóïè ñåáÿ èç ïëåíà êàê ìîæíî äåøåâëå" (ëàò.).
     13 "Äîâîëüíî" (èòàë.).
     14 Çíàòíûå ëèöà íîñèëè öâåòíûå øëÿïû.
     16 "Îò âñåé äóøè ðàä, ÷òî âñòðåòèë âàñ" (èòàë.).
     16 "Äîáðî ïîæàëîâàòü â íàø äîì, ïî÷òåííåéøèé ñèíüîð Ïåòðó÷÷î" ( èòàë.).
     17    ñðåäíåâåêîâîé  ïîâåñòè î ðûöàðå Ôëîðåíòèè ðàññêàçûâàåòñÿ, ÷òî îí
æåíèëñÿ  íà  ÷ðåçâû÷àéíî  óðîäëèâîé  æåíùèíå.  -  Ñèâèëëà (ïðîðèöàòåëüíèöà â
äðåâíåðèìñêèõ ñêàçàíèÿõ) â ýïîõó Âîçðîæäåíèÿ âñåãäà èçîáðàæàëàñü êàê äðÿõëàÿ
ñòàðóõà. - Êñàíòèïïà, æåíà Ñîêðàòà, áûëà èçâåñòíà ñâîåé ñâàðëèâîñòüþ.
     18 "Æåëàííûé ãîñòü" (èòàë.).
     19  Ñîãëàñíî  ñòàðîé  àíãëèéñêîé  ïîñëîâèöå, ñòàðûì äåâàì ñóæäåíî ïîñëå
ñìåðòè  â àäó âîäèòü íà ïîìî÷àõ ÷óæèõ äåòåé â íàêàçàíèå çà òî, ÷òî ïðè æèçíè
îíè íå èìåëè ñâîèõ.
     20  Ãðèçåëüäà  -  ãåðîèíÿ  ïîïóëÿðíîãî â ñðåäíèå âåêà ðàññêàçà, îáðàçåö
æåíñêîé   êðîòîñòè  è  ñìèðåíèÿ  (èñòîðèÿ  åå,  ìåæäó  ïðî÷èì,  ðàññêàçàíà â
ïîñëåäíåé  íîâåëëå  "Äåêàìåðîíà"  Áîêêà÷èî).  - Ëóêðåöèÿ - äðåâíÿÿ ðèìëÿíêà,
ëèøèâøàÿ  ñåáÿ  æèçíè  ïîñëå òîãî, êàê åå îáåñ÷åñòèë ñûí öàðÿ Òàðêâèíèÿ. (Íà
ýòîò ñþæåò Øåêñïèðîì íàïèñàíà ïîýìà "Îáåñ÷åùåííàÿ Ëóêðåöèÿ".)
     21  Òèð  - ãîðîä â Ñèðèè, ñëàâèâøèéñÿ â ñðåäíèå âåêà èçãîòîâëÿâøèìèñÿ â
íåì êîâðàìè.
     22 Êàðàêà - òîðãîâîå ñóäíî.
     23  "Çäåñü  ïðîòåêàë Ñèìîèñ; çäåñü Ñèãåéñêàÿ çåìëÿ; çäåñü ñòîÿë âûñîêèé
äâîðåö ñòàðöà Ïðèàìà" (èç "Ãåðîèä" Îâèäèÿ).
     24  Ïàíòàëîíå  - òèï èç èòàëüÿíñêîé êîìåäèè äåëü-àðòå, ñìåøíîé è ãëóïûé
ñòàðèê.
     26 "Ó÷èòåëèøêà" (ëàò.).
     26 Ýàêèä - çíà÷èò: ïîòîìîê Ýàêà.
     27 "Ñîðîê ïðè÷óä" - ïîâèäèìîìó, íàçâàíèå ñáîðíèêà ïåñåí.
     28 Íîâîáðà÷íûå ñðàçó ïîñëå âåí÷àíèÿ âûïèâàëè â öåðêâè êóáîê âèíà.
     29 "Ñ èñêëþ÷èòåëüíûì ïðàâîì ïå÷àòàíèÿ" (ëàò.).
 
                                                      Ñîñòàâèë À. À. Ñìèðíîâ